CIV Thread || Good job faggots, you just crashed a boat onto tard island, up to you to decide what happens with the survivors now
> Dubs decides actions
> Only 1st dubs before update is counted
CIV Thread || Good job faggots, you just crashed a boat onto tard island...
Everyone commits a suicide orgy
Harambe appears
move towards forest and make settlement
Introduce land sharks
dick shaped settlement
Everyone is a faggot and make this dick shaped island a paradise for unicorns
#Not all muslims
...
Roll
nuke dick island and end the thread
Barbarians capture your settler.
The balls of the island get trimmed down. Lumber is used to build houses
make this guy with a shredded penis kill himself
Reroll
build nigger burning station
this
roll
no fresh water visible by map, we all die of dehydration
Spaniards arrive on the other side of island seeking reddit gold
oh shit nice
Rolling for burn the houses immediately after construction
...
We become a nudist colony
Checked
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Chester Bennington can't handle the situation. Hangs himself
The tards trim down the trees and figure out how to build houses
Population | 25 (23 Whites 1 Black 1 Asian)
Thirst | 6
Hunger |6
Happiness | 4
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 4
Faitigue | 2
Fitness | 3
Everyone fucken kills them self in a last second cult following
Lynch the black
rolling
What is the male female population?
That should increase happiness
The black has been severely lynched
Tard Island
Population | 25 (23 Whites 1 Black 1 Asian)
Thirst | 5
Hunger |5
Happiness | 5
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 5
Fatigue | 2
Fitness | 4
lets say male to female 15:10
Elect a governor for the island, and build him a mansion on the tip of the island.
Fuck we need one black for? Kill that nigger
Population is the same
Every start a mission to reproduce and start fucken in a 25 (wo)man orgy
rollin
Kill the blacks and asians
IT NEEDS TO BE PURE
ROLL
The ten women are impregnated by 10 men. The 5 that didn't get any pussy turn gay on each other
Have the best physical men impregnate the best physical women
Declare women are property,
Is the asian male or female?
Make the one black and one Asian work a farm to get food for the whites
Shit guys forgot to change population after the black has been lynched, my bad
Population | 24 (23 Whites 1 Asian)
Thirst | 5
Hunger |5
Happiness | 5
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 5
Fatigue | 2
Fitness | 4
asian commits sudoku
Crown the Asian king/queen of Tard Island
Cultivate, use trees to create tools to till some land into farm land then use any fruits vegies roots foodtrees to create a sustainable source of food.
a few people go to the east coast of the island for a fun day at the beach
roll
Whites split into two opposing groups. One remaining pure, the other mixing with the asian.
roll
introduce land sharks
Sounds like a great time
Goddammit you
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>wasting dubs
FUCKING LMFAO
dubs killed the nigger I can't breathe
7 tards explore the east coast, they have a fun day at the beach. They seks eachother.
Population | 26 (25 Whites 1 Asian)
Thirst | 4
Hunger | 4
Happiness | 6
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 5
Fatigue | 1
Fitness | 4
Great, 5 seconds on this island and we already have two factions at war
A volcano explodes at the tip of island spewing white hot ashes all over island
FUCK
RIP
oooooh fuck, I'll stick with the asian side, as long as it's an asian female.
If dubs asian is grill then every conga trains on grill
Maybe some will live?
If I get dubs they live
different user, dubs saves the asian woman
Flood island, eat own shit, died of ecoli poisoning
Ashes kill off Asian/white mongloid population
Dubs saves Asian men
Mongoloids find ponies and breed them.
one off, other side dies
Op is delivering a volcano, hold up on doobs
Roll
The sea recedes entirely.
A volcano is discovered at the tip, its erupts. Suspicions begin to arise from the group that stayed in the village that the beach fags might have had something to do with it, as they do not understand the power of the volcano, due to them being retards with low knowledge.
Population | 26 (25 Whites 1 Asian)
Thirst | 4
Hunger | 4
Happiness | 4
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 5
Fatigue | 1
Fitness | 4
Hory shet that looks like herpes
10 Jews found living on neighbouring island
2 tards find a metal door
Throw the beach goer's in the volcano pacific ooga booga style
Village fags murder all of the beach fags for making the volcano erupt, angering the gods
2 Gay whites exiled from village into cave
They sacrifice the asian to appease the volcano
reroll
They all go to sleep as fatigue is low, all except the Asian who spends all night scratching his knowledge of mathematics along the beach
Nigger ship shows up on south west teste. 15 niggers survive the trip and build village
There's no cave you nigger
I guess OP can make a cave now
Whites begin land cultivation (Fewer trees, farms appearing)
Villagers now worship sea god as only he can beat the volcano
What is an Island without cave? (Plus, Whites are fishing with little boats)
It turns out Ray Meres and Bear Grills were on the ship, each wishing to show their Alpha status within the group kill the last digit amount of whites.
We already have a dubs you faggots, wait for the update and learn to read
You forgot to increase Asian population
faggots pray to what appears to satin causing a massive orgy and animal sacrifices
Native tribe appears and gets ready to attack.
Waiting for Gay and Asian update......
Two gays have been discovered gaying eachother, the tribe is furious and exiles them into a cave, where they then assrape eachother to death.
Population | 24 (23 Whites 1 Asian)
Thirst | 3
Hunger | 3
Happiness | 5
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 5
Fatigue | 1
Fitness | 4
Use wood and tard strength to make basic tools for farming and mining.
A bear appears
Roll
The asian is thrown into the volcano. The whites prevail and the volcano recedes