CIV Thread || Good job faggots, you just crashed a boat onto tard island...

CIV Thread || Good job faggots, you just crashed a boat onto tard island, up to you to decide what happens with the survivors now
> Dubs decides actions
> Only 1st dubs before update is counted

Everyone commits a suicide orgy

Harambe appears

move towards forest and make settlement

Introduce land sharks

dick shaped settlement

Everyone is a faggot and make this dick shaped island a paradise for unicorns

#Not all muslims

...

Roll

nuke dick island and end the thread

Barbarians capture your settler.

The balls of the island get trimmed down. Lumber is used to build houses

make this guy with a shredded penis kill himself

Reroll

build nigger burning station

this

roll

no fresh water visible by map, we all die of dehydration

Spaniards arrive on the other side of island seeking reddit gold

oh shit nice
Rolling for burn the houses immediately after construction

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We become a nudist colony

Checked

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Chester Bennington can't handle the situation. Hangs himself

The tards trim down the trees and figure out how to build houses

Population | 25 (23 Whites 1 Black 1 Asian)
Thirst | 6
Hunger |6
Happiness | 4
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 4
Faitigue | 2
Fitness | 3

Everyone fucken kills them self in a last second cult following

Lynch the black

rolling

What is the male female population?

That should increase happiness

The black has been severely lynched

Tard Island
Population | 25 (23 Whites 1 Black 1 Asian)
Thirst | 5
Hunger |5
Happiness | 5
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 5
Fatigue | 2
Fitness | 4

lets say male to female 15:10

Elect a governor for the island, and build him a mansion on the tip of the island.

Fuck we need one black for? Kill that nigger

Population is the same

Every start a mission to reproduce and start fucken in a 25 (wo)man orgy

rollin

Kill the blacks and asians

IT NEEDS TO BE PURE

ROLL

The ten women are impregnated by 10 men. The 5 that didn't get any pussy turn gay on each other

Have the best physical men impregnate the best physical women

Declare women are property,

Is the asian male or female?

Make the one black and one Asian work a farm to get food for the whites

Shit guys forgot to change population after the black has been lynched, my bad

Population | 24 (23 Whites 1 Asian)
Thirst | 5
Hunger |5
Happiness | 5
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 5
Fatigue | 2
Fitness | 4

asian commits sudoku

Crown the Asian king/queen of Tard Island

Cultivate, use trees to create tools to till some land into farm land then use any fruits vegies roots foodtrees to create a sustainable source of food.

a few people go to the east coast of the island for a fun day at the beach

roll

Whites split into two opposing groups. One remaining pure, the other mixing with the asian.

roll

introduce land sharks

Sounds like a great time

Goddammit you

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>wasting dubs

FUCKING LMFAO
dubs killed the nigger I can't breathe

7 tards explore the east coast, they have a fun day at the beach. They seks eachother.

Population | 26 (25 Whites 1 Asian)
Thirst | 4
Hunger | 4
Happiness | 6
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 5
Fatigue | 1
Fitness | 4

Great, 5 seconds on this island and we already have two factions at war

A volcano explodes at the tip of island spewing white hot ashes all over island

FUCK

RIP

oooooh fuck, I'll stick with the asian side, as long as it's an asian female.
If dubs asian is grill then every conga trains on grill

Maybe some will live?

If I get dubs they live

different user, dubs saves the asian woman

Flood island, eat own shit, died of ecoli poisoning

Ashes kill off Asian/white mongloid population

Dubs saves Asian men

Mongoloids find ponies and breed them.

one off, other side dies

Op is delivering a volcano, hold up on doobs

Roll

The sea recedes entirely.

A volcano is discovered at the tip, its erupts. Suspicions begin to arise from the group that stayed in the village that the beach fags might have had something to do with it, as they do not understand the power of the volcano, due to them being retards with low knowledge.

Population | 26 (25 Whites 1 Asian)
Thirst | 4
Hunger | 4
Happiness | 4
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 5
Fatigue | 1
Fitness | 4

Hory shet that looks like herpes

10 Jews found living on neighbouring island

2 tards find a metal door

Throw the beach goer's in the volcano pacific ooga booga style

Village fags murder all of the beach fags for making the volcano erupt, angering the gods

2 Gay whites exiled from village into cave

They sacrifice the asian to appease the volcano

reroll

They all go to sleep as fatigue is low, all except the Asian who spends all night scratching his knowledge of mathematics along the beach

Nigger ship shows up on south west teste. 15 niggers survive the trip and build village

There's no cave you nigger

I guess OP can make a cave now

Whites begin land cultivation (Fewer trees, farms appearing)

Villagers now worship sea god as only he can beat the volcano

What is an Island without cave? (Plus, Whites are fishing with little boats)

It turns out Ray Meres and Bear Grills were on the ship, each wishing to show their Alpha status within the group kill the last digit amount of whites.

We already have a dubs you faggots, wait for the update and learn to read

You forgot to increase Asian population

faggots pray to what appears to satin causing a massive orgy and animal sacrifices

Native tribe appears and gets ready to attack.

Waiting for Gay and Asian update......

Two gays have been discovered gaying eachother, the tribe is furious and exiles them into a cave, where they then assrape eachother to death.

Population | 24 (23 Whites 1 Asian)
Thirst | 3
Hunger | 3
Happiness | 5
Knowledge | 3
Strength | 5
Fatigue | 1
Fitness | 4

Use wood and tard strength to make basic tools for farming and mining.

A bear appears

Roll

The asian is thrown into the volcano. The whites prevail and the volcano recedes