Anons I think Im fucked

Anons I think Im fucked

>home alone
>working out butt naked because its more comfortable and Im home alone
>sister comes home from work so I get my clothes back on
>she watches TV and eat dinner in the livingroom upstairs
>for the last couple of weeks I have been watching incest porn on pornhub
>apparently found my kink since its awesome and get me diamond hard straight away
>get a crazy idea, sneak into her room and look for some of her panties that I can jerk off to in the shower
>open the drawer and look through her panties
>big black vibrator at the bottom of the drawer
fuckyeah.exe
pic related its exactly that one
>go into the upstairs bathroom while sister is cleaning dishes downstairs
>sniff and lick the shit out of the vibrator while I furiously jerk off
>biggest and best nut of my life
>take a shower and get out of the bathroom
>sister is sleeping on the couch in the livingroom
>sneaking like a freaking ninja only in towel and with black vibrator in the hand through the room and go downstairs
>put the vibrator back in the drawer like it never left

I want to fuck my sister so bad, this horniness is making me crazy... What do I do ? How do I get her to feel the same way ?

Paint your dick black and hide in her drawer. Maybe she wont notice

millions of women out there and you want your sister...kys faggot

saw the exact opposite thread by the "sister" minutes ago, you arent fooling anyone you lonely neckbeard

tldr : OP is gay, has a black megadildo and no sisters, makes up a ridicolous incest related story expecting applauses

This is solid.

this, I saw it too

impossible.
my dick is barely a three incher when raging hard. she would notice the difference

This
Saw it too

explain
i didn't see it

Now we wait for the same story told from the perspective of the dildo.

same story from his "sisters" perspective, how she wasnt really sleeping and heard him sneaking around and then founding her wet dildo etc...

tldr: lonely neckbeard making thread to convince other neckbeards that a brother and sister are fucking because they found themselves on b

top tier advice right here.
/thread

ah
k
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>be me. alone in the dark
>Suddenly a flash of light as a giant hand reaches for me
>Not the usual face
>wtf.gif
>Giant starts running somewhere
>In a different room, one I've never been in
>Suddenly some giant is sniffing and licking all over me.
>Smells like off-brand Cheetos and failure
>look down the see what looks like a smaller version of me shooting liquid
>I buzz loudly to see if hes ok
>Giant running again, almost falls down stairs
>Get shoved back in the drawer
>Darkness

Nice

>millions
ahaahhahahhahahaaaashahshshhahahahahhahsha
oh boy
whew
>earth population
>male: 9 billion
>female: millions

>9 billion

This. Advice like this is why I come on Sup Forums every single day. It makes me feel good inside to know my fellow Sup Forumstards are out there helping anons out with solid advice. Never stop, Sup Forums. Never stop.

>not wtf.vibrate
>not wtf.bzzz
P good tho

Rolling for this

>be me, nigger dildo
>my owner, a gay negro dude, takes me and shoves in his wrecked anus
>then he starts a thread on Sup Forums