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> god tier hydration solutions

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go have your mom clean your piss jar you autistic

> mfw i only drink water

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good job you're gonna have diabetes by the age of 20

>you're thirsty
>it's cold
>damn near better than sex

what the bloody hell is that?!

Water.

Soda does the opposite of hydrate you.

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!!

>"you autistic"
what, nigger?

preferably this will do you the best op

I believe its called 'water'. I only touch the stuff when absolutely necessary. Do you know what fish do in that crap?!

Whenever possible drink Brawndo, its got electrolytes.

> be me
> be 8-14
> around this age all I drank was chocolate milk
> usually always at dinner
> when the food came around I would always drink it wish chocolate milk
> for the first sip and only sip I would have a rage uproar
> pokerface.jpg
> stopped up until I entered highschool
> scared to drink it again
Anybody else go through something like this?

Water? Like from the toilet?

the only drink allowed in this mankind

Faygo is good by itself, but it doesn't go god-tier until you're geeking off lean of xans.

So if I'm leaning while drinking this it wouldn't be as good as sitting down??

Faygo and PCP ....... a total win-win.

>hydration
>sugary fluids that do the exact opposite

>only 160 cals per can
>no high fructose corn syrup

diet dr. benis
you'll cum back for moar

fucking drunkie

This

You obviously are not from the eastern Europe.

Kill yourself you poser

i drank a bottle of cotton candy vodka last night, chased with some old cheap whiskey. am i dead?

This and their green tea

Also this

>green tea
FAGGOT ALERT WEE OOO WEE OOO

>inb4weeb

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Hey, their green tea is good shit

Shut your mouth and go back to 9gag..

t. Juggalo

Faygo is my shit

>god tier
>yfw

They're pretty good.

Fuck off spurdo.

mOtHeR fUcKiNg MiRaClEs bRo :o)

>you're thirsty
>you drink a bottle of faygo drink
>it's cold
>you're still thirsty

Water is the only real solution.

Milf after 8 am is not something a human being should drink.

>in murica they give you milk at lunch
No wonder you end up with all those school shootings.

you fuckin shit talking faygo my nigger?

Fuckin white trash

That's WcSoda for you.

How else are we supposed to hydrate?

Soda doesnt dehydrate you. That is a common misconseption.

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You probably had something inside your stomach, because only a fucking idiot would drink with an empy stomach, you'd get sick in no time.

Whi ies Y am doyng yt.

i had decent dinner. and didnt feel too shitfaced until i woke up and remembered what hangovers feel like. fucken deathhh

Actually gives a noticeable diffetence in workouts and prevents a lot of my hangovers. Although some are inevitable.

oh well in that case, proceed.

>misconseption
Anyway, it even says there you have to maintain hydration to not get dehydrated from drinking soda. Funny how that works, drinking water.

Even if soda doesn't directly dehydrate you, you still need to drink fucking water. If you just drink soda then you will be dehydrated as shit. And if you don't drink enough water with it you will still be dehydrated. Through and through, soda doesn't do shit for you. Just adds sugar and salts to your system without providing enough hydration on its own. It's still mostly water, so obviously the other ingredients are counteracting that due to their own properties.

>berry lemonade
Good shit, user

This stuff is good. The original flavor. The other "fruit" flavored aloe drinks are an abomination.

Whoop whoop

This has what plants crave....

Watch the youtube video of the guy who pours a can of soda in a pot and boils the water content out of it. Whats left in the pot is disturbing. Thats what you are ingesting.

poor white people drink

poor nigger drink

middle class white people drink

Fucking please, I'm even healthier than

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It's caramelized sugar, you fucktard. Along with weak acids.
Also known as caramel. With weak acids.
A step beyond that is carbon.

If that's disturbing to you, you must've subbed out chemistry for gender studies in high school.

God tier drinks he said. Not neccessarily healthy drinks. You post fruit.

Its disturbing because your ingesting it. Most people multiple times every day.

>Its disturbing because your ingesting it. Most people multiple times every day.
Then you don't understand chemistry.
The same thing would happen if you juiced a pineapple and boiled its' water content away.
>sugars
>acids
You'd get the same looking shit as this:
Not some pretty bowl of healthy sugar cubes plastered with Bernie Sanders' fucking face on them telling you that socialism REALLY CAN WORK this time.

>hydration solutions
>solutions
OP does not specify anything beyond that
You're jelly because fruit cannot be dethroned in these circumstances.

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Try mango juice b/ros thank me later

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This is why i have cut back on soda. Shit's poison.

This is the only correct answer.

You know that most citrus flavored soda's have flame retardant in it.

One of my fav drinks is simply using a bit of fresh orange/citrus juice with water and maybe some honey for extra sweetness. Also any kind of herbal tea is god-tier.

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Enjoy your heavy metal poisoning

Fruit juices tend have a lot more sugar than most people realize.

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Sodas contain an u healthy amount of high frutose corn syrup and people are drinking a pack a day. How many whole oineapples are you eating a day mate? Also fruit contains natral fructose. Not HFCS.

Your inaccurate.

Yep me too i only drink vodka for hydration purposes

Glass of vodka? Absolutely yes!

People smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day. Let them live their lives, however short.

I just have a can a soda every once in a while. Maybe 3 or 4 a week on average. That's perfectly fine and won't kill you. Hell, everyone knows soda is shit for you. Everyone knows cigarettes will kill you too. Doesn't stop anyone because they don't care. Not because they don't know.

Oh yes, like juice of sweetest pussy

Get on my level faggots

>Milf after 8 am is not something a human being should drink.
intentional gaffe is intentional

green apple was so good

I always wanted to show up at the gathering and pass out fanta

but user, knowing is half the battle

Yes, this is good when you are thirsty, I like the one with the pulp in it.

Si and I liek potatoes

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since its not as sweet as orange juice, I prefer grapefruit, this brand is the best

Pasteurised? Get the fuck outta here

Read this and weep, faggot:

Juices may look alike, but there is a big difference between pasteurized and unpasteurized juices. Pasteurized juices have been heated to high temperatures for a short time in order to kill any bacteria or other microorganisms that may be present.

When fruits and vegetables are made into fresh-squeezed juice, harmful bacteria may be present and become part of the finished product. Most juice in the United States is pasteurized to kill harmful bacteria. The remaining small percentage of juice sold is unpasteurized. Unpasteurized juice may contain harmful bacteria that could make some people sick.

To help consumers identify unpasteurized juice and cider, the Food and Drug Administration requires a warning on juice and cider. All unpasteurized or untreated juice product must contain the following warning on the label: WARNING: This product has not been pasteurized and therefore may contain harmful bacteria that can cause serious illness in children, the elderly and persons with weakened immune systems.

Drinking unpasteurized juices has led to serious outbreaks of foodborne illness.

Enjoying your FDA approved life faggot?