Bored at work atm, anything Sup Forums wants to know about Dairy Queen?

Bored at work atm, anything Sup Forums wants to know about Dairy Queen?

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Nothing I can't read off the drive thru menu. Go spit in some burgers

Are your steak fingers frozen?

Everything here is frozen, including buns and some cheese

Too bad we don't have burgers here, or I would be doing that

For real take pics for proof

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What kind of DQ doesn't have burgers?

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The owner of this DQ is autistic and was too cheap to buy a grill, so we only have chicken, fries, and hotdogs

Guess you weren't lying

Do you at least have the flamethrower sauce?

Mexican DQ, nothing more than ice cream and blizzards.

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Are the cakes pre made or do you not carry them

FROM NOW ON YOU DONT FLIP THE BLIZZARD UPSIDE DOWN.
SEE HOW MANY YOU CAN GIVE AWAY FREE BEFORE YOUR BOSS CHECKS

Have you ever sold sour ice cream to anyone?

The cakes are made here by our cake lady that comes in the morning, we probably sell up to 10 a day

You still have that GotG blizzard? That shit was pretty tasty.

Do you like your job?
Free food or discounted?
Are you fat?
You a cook or cashier?

Do you spit in food

make a crazy shit Sup Forums milkshake just for us? put anything in you can get a hold of and not get in trouble with mr.boss man.

Well, there are a few that we can't flip when people order, including the large banana split blizzard, the large frosted fudge brownie, and the salted caramel brownie. There is too much syrup in them and when you are done blending it they turn into liquid. Screw to hell anyone who ever orders either of those

No
Yes sometimes
Both, we don't have a set job to do

Is there a secret to blizzard flipping?

No, the icecream just gets really thick, I can hold it over for minutes

Nah dude I totally would, but too risky rn

Only a few times when the customer ordered 4 baskets of fries for a party

Yeah we have it here for another 2 months

Why would you spit in their food?
Them ordering food keeps your job

Kek, im always paranoid someone will do that

No them ordering food gives money to the owner. The owner is one of the cheapest pricks you would ever imagine. Never keeps our hours up to date, never has anything in stock, and always takes the cheap way out of things

You familiar with Jim Cornette?

Manager just left, who wants to see a crazy ass blizzard?

N o

Watch this.
youtube.com/watch?v=WngpAHJNDhQ

It's famous in pro wrestling lore.

Lets see it

youtu.be/2IPVLQiK2ps

do people say "five dollar buck lunch" at the drive thru?

We don't have a drive through, but yeah they say that

Why don't they serve tropical blizzards anymore? They had coconut, nuts, banana and other good shit

ah ok some other day maybe then

We still serve that, it's not that hard to make

Oh yeah and OP here, got caught and had to throw it away before she yelled at me. It had chicken tenders, old fries, twist icecream and a bunch of salt and pepper

aw hah, pic of it in trash atleast?

Kinda hard to see, chicken tenders are stuck inside icecream

If you guys are still lurking, look out for me again tomorrow, I will post as the name of "DQ King". I'm gonna make a huge fucking disgusting blizzard and give it to one of my co-workers to enjoy

Will watch for it OP!

awesome! cu tomorrow