/DC Sports/ General

Who /DC/ here? Which one of our wonderful teams will bring us glory first?

I think there is an argument to be made that, now that the Cavs won and the Indians made the Series, DC has taken the title from Cleveland as most unsuccessful sports city in America (with at least 3 teams).

Discuss.

Either the Caps or the Nats. The The Skins and the Wiz are fairly pathetic anymore.

The Redskins won an owl in 92. Maryland won the NCAA tournament in 2002. There are other more pathetic cities than us. Detroit. Miami. Dallas. Houston. Just off the top of my head.

Redskins probably.

I like Cousins, he's cute :3, but has a real competitive streak to him

>Detroit
Tigers 2012 pennant, dynastic Redwings through the 2000s including 2008, Pistons 2004 title

>Miami
Heat... 3 titles in 7 years?

>Dallas
Had a dynasty football team in the 90s, the '99 Stanley cup, and the 2011 NBA title

>Houston
Back to back NBA titles in '94 and '95, more recent than the '92 owl. But in the discussion for shit cities.

Other cities have been shit, but none are shittier than you atm

And I know you mentioned off the top of your head, not intending to rip you, but I really do think DC has the longest professional drought going

the skins already have

Caps have been decent for the longest. They've had some very good teams capture defeat from the jaws of victory. Wizards have no hope with LeBron in the east. Nationals have taken after the Caps by being great in the regular season and choking in the playoffs. That leaves the Redskins, who may end up having to change their name.

There's no hope.

Atlanta

the Nats are the only team with a decent front office and ownership
Snyder and Leonsis are literal cancer and the cancer permeates throughout their entire organization

Pheonix

DC should be nuked

DC United won the MLS Cup in 1996, 1997, 1999, 2004

are you an eagles or cowboys fan?

Dupont Circle here

caps maybe? but who knows im not a fucking hipster hocfag.

We all know it's going to be the nats desu

>dupont circle
Are you gay?

no im just rich

The Fruit Loop

lol stay mad in trinidad pleb, try to not get stabbed!

>actually lives in adams morgan

you have to be a faggot or a liberal hipster to live in adams morgan

>you have to be a faggot or a liberal hipster to live in DC
ftfy

Isn't DC a really large market? Why are all the teams so bad?

terrible owners, except the Lerners

nah this is trump territory now, and we all know that there's more liberals in nova and maryland than in dc proper

DC is 80% black. It's pretty much the most liberal voting district in the US

>votes 91% for hillary
you must be a dumb homosexual

Minnesota has the longest active drought with at least 4 major sports teams.

inb4 the Lynx. They don't fucking count.

its really only black in the shitty neighborhoods

see

Why is that true no matter where you go?

do the wizards count their championship won in Baltimore?

genuinely curious

yeah a bunch of white cucks live here as they do as well in nova and maryland

trump's in the white house now so things are going to change in dc

as a general rule, stay out of southern dc neighborhoods. Northwest and northeast are ritzy, nearly all white neighborhoods with great security. There are places in southeast even cops avoid, it's not a pleasant place

Nigga pls
DC's worst neighborhood is in NE

They're changing, but not for the better. He's made a complete mess out of everything he's touched. I'll be shocked if he manages to serve out his first full term without being impeached. He's a childish, orange retard.

SE is a war zone. Even the blacks don't like to go there.

>>>/reddit/

let me guess you're the trinidad cuck, shaw cuck, or adams morgan cuck

I bet he lasts 6 months before impeachment

Arizona fan base has it pretty rough, so does cincy.

I live in redneck farm country in Frederick County. Even my redneck neighbors are turning on him now.

i think they have the trophy in the stadium somewhere

nigga have you been across the anacostia?

more to my point nova is a bunch of cucks

Trinidad NE literally had warzone style checkpoints a few years ago

Atlanta, and it's not even a discussion.

Bay Area is up there

>braves in 1995
>you literally have a super bowl in 6 days

fuck off

I'm not even from Atlanta, you dumb nigger. But you're forgetting about losing a hockey team twice.

It's Atlanta, and it's not even close. Having no success with 4 teams, on top of being the major city of the southeast and Atlanta is an embarassment when it comes to sport.

They're going to choke next week anyway, further cementing this objective truth.

Do not forget of the D.C. United from the MLS (major league soccer)

do you have terminal autism or something?

>1995 braves
>super bowl in 6 days

what else do you not fucking understand

Nova here, Nats are fucked since Brycey Boy demands a $400 mil contract and no sane owner (apart from the jankees) will pay him that much (free agent this year btw(

You are literally retarded. Redskins have 3 super bowls. That eliminates DC.

Eat shit, Reddit.

and you have 3 world series titles

>DC's last title 1991
>Atlanta's last title 1995
>Atlanta has a super bowl in 6 days

suck my fucking cock you faggot

You can stop replying to my posts, Reddit. I'm right, you're wrong. Now go play with all the niggers in your shit city.

>atlanta 54% black
>dc 46% black

you cant get anything right now can you, no wonder southern education is shit

What do you chaps think of /ourgirl/

>has had black cocks in, around and near her orifices
>our/mine
no thanks

who /virginia/ here

she went to my high school and was a close friend of my sister

>this insecure

Not a chance this dude's over 5'8 or 5 inches

it was just for work famalam, she doesn't do porn anymore

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burn the coal, pay the toll

> she doesn't do porn anymore
once you do porn, you always do porn.

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gross
I'd rather fuck Mia

disgusting nose, disgusting boob job, disgusting heritage

she was flirting with Leveon bell on twitter and instgram all year. She is a disgrace to DC

Fun facts:
her father got her a boob job for her 17th birthday

her real name is Sara Joe