12 Years a Slav

>12 Years a Slav
Mocumentary about a man who was bitten by a cursed Slavic man and his subsequent transformation. Documents his methods of coping with his disability over a 12 year course.

>Argo

A caper about the escape of Americans during the Iranian revolution

>Ill Bill

Leader of the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad becomes sick and he doesn't have anyone to care for him because his bitch of a wife ran away to start a new life. Now he must deal with the sickness with his own hands

Scream into Cream

A harrowing descent into the secret mechanisms of the dairy industry. The Minnesota power brokers who crushed a small time family farm discover, to their horror, the power and the rage of a now adult survivor hell bent on vengeance.

>The Files
In an on-going investigation into the FBI's least wanted case-files, special agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully will dare to piece together the complicated conspiracy, themselves, and true love.

Star Ars - A film telling the life story of a famous Roman sculptor.

>Dive
Ryan Gosling plays an autistic man obsessed with water.

American Pi

Like American Pie but far less sex and more Algebra

>Evil Dad

A dad is evil

>The Dark Night

A man looks outside at 11:45pm

>Deadpoo
A zombie movie set in India

Suicide Quad

A 4-wheeler possessed by a demon drives riders to kill themselves on a journey through rural Montana

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>He
Rule 63 version of Her

kek

>The Passion of the Chris
Homemade recordings documenting Chrischans most prized possessions, featuring commentary from CWC himself

>He Lobster
Feature length movie about he-man, who is now a lobster instead of a man.

-Men Apocalypse

The Patriarchy

>T

Instead of a second Terminator movie, it's the first one again.

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>Apocalypse No
Movie about the withdrawal of US troops from Veitnam

What's Eating Gilbert Rape

Gilbert was just another mild mannered kid enjoying the bliss of youth. One day his brother left the computer logged in and Gilbert snuck a peak at a game he was told never to play because he was too young. The game was DOOMâ„¢ and at once his innocent little heart was transformed by the warp into a craving hunger mad demon. Before the community was aware of the danger Gilbert had DESTROYED by unspeakable acts every soul on his sleepy little cul de sac. After the mail man managed to escape near certain death to warn the world is it already too late?

>2 Angry Men
Two old white guys arguing with each other

>American History
A documentary about the history of America

>Potlight
A bunch of stoners realize that the Catholic Church is covering up abuse by its clergy in Boston but instead of doing anything about it they just blaze it and make jokes about priests fucking kids for 2 hours

>Ed of Evangelion

The Sixth Child arrives to prevent Third Impact.

>Mad Ma
Ma is mad because pa raped their daughters

>War of the Words
about two guys insulting each other

>The Bi Lebowski
Carbon copy of the original but with a deleted scene of the Dude fucking Donny added.

>The Big Sort
Movie focusing on the clerical employees of the FSOC auditing paperwork.

Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Tone

A romance novel of a boy who falls in love with a Greek's voice.

>Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Id
Butch Cassidy faces his Freudian unconscious mind physically represented by the spirit of an Indian tribal head.

Imagining a film with such gravitas having a name like Mad Ma made me kek fucking hard

>Men at Wok

Two guys get employment at a Chinese restaurant.

You'r Next

>This time, the home invaders are retarded.

American History

A teacher covers the Civil Rights Movement as students try to memorize at least the details they know will be on 'the test'.

>Lice in Wonderland.

A horror film about an infestation at a hippie commune.

Underrated

sure is reddit in here

>No Country or Old Men

After devastating natural disasters that have made all continents uninhabitable, a strange new disease emerges that kills men over 50.

>Here Will Be Blood
Instead of it being there, the blood is here.

>Reservoir Dog
90 minutes of Quentin Tarantino talking about why he doesn't tip niggers

>Ill Bill
about the final years of the 42nd president of the US of A

>The Ion Giant

Scientists discover an atom that's abnormally large.

>The Ting
Members of a Jamaican scientific research outpost find themselves battling a parasitic alien organism

>War Dog
A dog serves in the military.

>Chicken Un

North Korea's dictator hides in a bunker while deploying nuclear warfare.

>2 Angry Men

2 Angry Men are trapped alone in a room and must duel to the death.

>Seen
A cop sees a serial killer and chases him.

>It's A Wonderful Lie
A demon shows a man what troubles he's caused, driving the man to kill himself, perpetually making things worse for his living family.

>Shun the Sheep

Farmer neglects his woolly livestock.

>American History
A documentary on the history of America.

>U FORGIVEN

Clint Eastwood goes cross country to forgive all who have wronged him.

>Hole

A tragic tale about a teenager who commits a crime, but is sentenced as an adult and spends decades in solitary confinement

>Psych
When Phoenix secretary Marion Crane and $40,000 go missing, it is up to fake psychic Shawn Spencer and his best friend, Gus, to solve the mystery.

>1 Angry Men
Sequel to 2 Angry Men. The other man was killed and it's just one dude now.

>Harry Otter

An otter named Harry must fight his way through a river to get to his kidnapped gilfriend and defeat his arch nemesis , George Lucas

>Rear Widow
A wheelchair-bound photographer takes advantage of a mother who's husband has recently passed away.

>Big Trouble in Little Chin

Man suffers severe facial hair growth.

>Fight Cub

A baby bear disillusioned with society, suffering from insomnia befriends a charismatic, soap peddling anarchist. The movie ends with the bear cub being tranquillised and returned to the forest.

I like it!

>Jurassic Ark
Scientists clone dinosaurs at sea.

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This movie no longer exists

>Guardians F The Galaxy
Basically it's just Captain Kirk

>Apocalypse No
A group of college students find themselves on a mission to end the Vietnam War.

>Spider Ma

A child freaks out over an arachnid and calls for his mother to kill it.

>Dial for Murder

Someone sets up a service to compete with a suicide hotline: a murder hotline.

>The Rig
a group of oil drillers find themsevels trapped on a floating oil rig after watching a cursed VHS tape

>Ight Club
Wasn't great, but wasn't bad either. It was 'ight, bro.

>The Ion King
When a neutral atom loses one of its electrons, he decides to run away, finding his purpose in the universe in the chemical process.

>The Beauty and the Best
Belle starts dating Dave Grohl after her failed relationship with the Beast

>WALL-
In the distant future, humans have long left the over-polluted and utterly trashed Earth behind. The only thing living there now is a robot named WALL-, whose sole duty is to build a wall to keep the aliens out.

I don't fucking know

>the odfather

about a family man who has very peculiar mannerisms. hilarity ensues

>Shaun of the Dad
Shaun, a financially stable man nearing his thirties who still lives with his parents by choice, haphazardly enters into a marriage with his girlfriend due to the increasing weight of social pressures urging him to settle down and start a family, directed at him by his mother and father in particular. Impregnating his wife by accident during their honeymoon, the story follows Shaun's loss of individuality and sense of personal freedom as he attempts to raise a child, maintain his tenuous relationship with his wife, and keep up at work, all while becoming more and more overwhelmed by the feeling that his (figuratively) becoming a zombie.

That's a fucking good one

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The police can't catch a child-murderer, so they do nothing.

>-Men Apocalypse
tumblrinas take over the world and begin the male genocide

>Fur

An experimental K9 tank team liberates a concentration camp

>Planet of the Ape
How one primate learns to live with himself as the only living being on a distant planet.

>Tax Driver
A mentally unstable taxpayer decides to kill everyone who pays their taxes and saves the world in the process.

>To Story

An informative documentary exploring what it is to craft a narrative. The film focuses on a developmentally challenged boy who anonymously posts screenplays to an online community. The boy succinctly describes this process as "to story" a screenplay.

>Spider Ma 2

After successfully flushing the arachnid down the toilet, it emerges via the kitchen tap and wrecks havoc.

>Taxi Diver
A series of bizarre and humorous vignettes centered around the life of an eccentric taxi driver who constantly wears a scuba suit.

>Carface
In Miami in 1980, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a used car dealership and succumbs to greed.

>the men

The US ambassador to England adopts a child and becomes embroiled in a prophecy that states that the child will create a patriarchal utopia on the Earth

Arm of Darkness

Bruce Campbell loses arm

First ever arm transplant

Only arm that fits belongs to a negro

Hijinx ensue

ASH

Aftermath of an erupted volcano.

>the silence of the lamb

A farmer has to make a newborn lamb be quiet

>The Hun
Attila the Hun gets in trouble with a loli.

Hollo Man

A Brit roams the streets of America.

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>God Will Hunting
A janitor at MIT finds help from God in order to find direction in his life.

>The Seventh Sal
A tightly knit group of six notorious bank robbers all coincidentally named Salvador are infiltrated by an undercover FBI agent who is also named Salvador.

>Batman Foever

Ghetto Batman takes on a number of white upper class villains

That took me way too long to figure out.

>Spider Ma 3

After finally killing the arachnid, the boy makes a terrifying discovery...

It has kids, and they want revenge!

>Peed
A bomb is planted in Keanu Reeves' urethra and is set to explode when he stops pissing.

>Earless

a story about a group of misfits who all happen to be deaf

>Mcbeth

After cooking Mayor McCheese and seizing the register, Mcbeth becomes consumed with hamburgers and apple pies as the tyrannical manager of McDonaldland.

>The God Rush
A prospector finds God in the Klondike.

Falling Don

A university teacher collapses during a lecture and breaks his legs.

>Kindergarten Cp