HETERO PRIDE THREAD
even if you're a massive faggot, post your most hetero moments
HETERO PRIDE THREAD
William Jackson
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Jeremiah Martinez
U mean Straight? we dont speak taco here
Liam Sanders
Getting head from a girl on the floor of a toilet while I fingered her butthole
Adam White
Told a grill I found her attractive.
Levi Cooper
you sound like you're struggling bruh
Bentley Martinez
posting hetero propaganda
Owen Jenkins
shitty one btw
Adrian Gonzalez
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Dylan Young
> fag at poolparty pointed on my shorts and says i had a boner
> instant dropped my pants
> the first time i fucked 2 grills at the same time
Thomas Wilson
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Justin Walker
it's not propaganda if it is genetically correct.
Ian Rodriguez
your autism reached a new lvl...
Nathaniel Nelson
>Groping girls chest while her boyfriend groped me, while she groped him.
That's about it. Things only got gayer from there.
Isaac Butler
in the face of overwhelming faggotry, I embrace the terminology
Adam Williams
Every day.
Kayden Thomas
I was on the way to a Goth gig in the CBD with my Goth firend and his hot as fuck girlfriend. There was a graveyard on the way and one thing lead to another and she blew me while her bf watched
Thomas Howard
Dormmamu!
I've come to doubles!
Ryder Brown
>Back in high school
>Get invited to 21st bday party by sister of the host
>Drinking, weeded for the first time
>Oshitimfeelinit.jpg
>Femanon sitting on my lap announces to the 3 or 4 people in the room it is now a "no pants party"
>Proceed to have pants removed
>Femanon grabs popcorn and starts feeding me
>Do the same to her, starts sucking my fingers
>Baked off my ass staring dead into this dudes horrified eyes as this is happening
>"I think I know where this is going
>Take her to room and proceed to absolutely tear it up
>Femanon falls asleep so I go back to party
>First person I run into is staring guy
>"W-what were you doing up there user"
>Give mans intimate details
>Pic related, his face
>"You should try it some time guy"
>Walk away to the sound of a grown man slumping on the counter in defeat because I fucked his best friend's sister before he ever could
Eli Martin
I've never eaten a vegetable or drank milk in my entire life.
Andrew Adams
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Anthony Bailey
Fucked my wife in the hotel pool with kids and parent around
Kayden Miller
Fucked a girl who claimed to love me and this other dude at the same time, but dated the other dude. Took her virginity with that also, does that count as hetero moment?>
Aiden Perez
A girl winked at me yesterday day and I've been flustered since.
Noah Garcia
He'll yeah that's hetero, same shit happened to me. Something so great about ramming into a chick that you know is gonna go home and lie in their boyfriends face just for your cock
Brandon Kelly
#gaysforheteropride
Support heterosexuals, they did nothing bad
Xavier Adams
Randy
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Nolan Torres
Most alpha shit I done was telling a girl that loved me I was not interested in love. I fucked her the same night and now she is my fuck buddy
Adrian Johnson
Well she had a long distance "relationship" with him. Complicated situation, quite pathetic and funny. She did tell him that she fucked me, and he "forgave her" saying he "deserved it" and shit like that. Never understood that logic in men.
Juan Russell
Just because you can't understand the complicated european languages doesn't mean others don't
Also I lost my virginity at 14, girl was pretty tight