What's the alternative to this shithole?

what's the alternative to this shithole?

Sup Forums

reddit

r/TrueFilm

A hobby that is not designed for the lowest common denominator.

Is this real life?

Literally anyplace else

Nothing.

Though you could try the bigger shithole that is the IMBD forums

Is this fantasy?

/lit/ is where all the old users went

DONT STOP

what exactly do you want Sup Forums to be? a place where patricians talk about patrician kino 24/7 and give deep analysis and insights? is that something you can offer, op? is that something you are capable of?

if you are, then please give an example of the type of threads you are looking for by simply posting ITT your proposed idea of what a good thread would look like. also include some patrician insights.

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

remove this retard from this board too

pedo detected

This is an ancient pasta thread that is used to spot reddit. Please stop making yourself look silly.

And

Sup Forums - Big Guys & Hotheads

/r/films

You belong there.

>JUST
>capeshit whining
>Star Wars shit rumors
>cuckposting
>baneposting
>Star Wars shit whining
>Ghostbusters whining
>MDEshit shilling
>shitty show general
>shitty show that has a general not being made to use general
>nu-male
>capeshit company wars
>/r9k/
>screencap of RT score of blockbuster
>celeb said this on social media whining
>gender / race of cast whining
>interracial porn
>capekino
>"movies women will never udnerstand"
>SJW falseflagging
>waifu thread
>"Me on the left"
>Sup Forums
>pedoshit thread
>"is it kino?"
>Who will play [unrelated to film & television] in the inevitable biopic?
>eceleb trash
>[unrelated to film & television] black person doing anything
>reddit
>JEWS
>walking down the street when you see these girls
>sitcom trash
>celebrity's personal lives drama
>persecution complex whining
>thinly veiled Trump shilling
>"What did [unrelated to film & television] mean by this?"
>WE WUZ
>unflattering pic of celebrity
>screencap + forced meme from shitty movie
>HOWEVER
>ourguy
you should have left in 2012

There is no alternative, trust me on this. Just give up and embrace waifuposting.

hothead 2bh

>____posting

fuck off newshit Sup Forumsedditor


also waifus were killed years ago

Fpbp

>also waifus were killed years ago
Have you seen the complete lack of moderation the past few months? You can waifupost as much as you want, trust me on this.

i only come here for the bantz tbqh

She looks like if The Rock raped Tony Hawk and somehow made him pregnant

STOP REPLYIGN WITH THIS

You are a nigger though, do you like always being the butt of the joke?

>kino

you're gonna have to try harder than that my man

...

I'm not trying, I'm asking a question you dumb monkey.

IMDB forums

Looks like Shaggy in that live-action Scooby Doo movie.

looks like you should DLETE YORU POST

0/10

She looks like shit

Death.

This gets spammed here

That's some quality shit right there, truly worthy of getting spammed nonstop.

Is there anything of worth on this board anymore? cause all I see is a bunch of 14 year old acting like retards on the Internet for attention. Sup Forums has been reduced to some kind of fucking autist chamber.