Ideal gf thread

Ideal gf thread
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>Pretty
>Gives a fuck about me
>Puts up with some of my shit but not all of it

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OC

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>Let me tongue punch your fart box

this gave me gay

Edgy autist sense of humor. hold a fucking coversation. needs be understanding, open-minded, or open to compromise. primary type of music needs to be metal (preferably core sub-genres.) needs to care more about gaming equal to or more than I do. pale body, nubile-esque frame, nothing childlike but more like a thin emo 16 year old, type of body type. needs to be able to express their emotions,healthily, and be able to show their true colors to me. and lastly, needs to be able to love me or care for me without giving up at the first hurdle. needs to be able to work things out until either the building is collapsed or repaired.

Definitely this

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This is basically my wife and I hate this about her but she's hot

add in a little bit more of my personal niches and you've described the perfect GF for a few months before you throw her away or vice-versa

>devotes entire life and identity to a desert cult faith unconditionally
>doesn't even understand the book her existence is based on

Fake and gay

Aka Freudian Girlfriend

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Cringe thread?

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Suck it losers

this is like a work of art or something

Good man

I D E A L, G F

Faggot

>Guy = Has Dick

>Girl = Has Pussy

bad, but somehow good? I dont even know any more about this shit

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>Trap = Boipussy

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>Trap = Guy that knows how to put on a womans clothes

Great, another girl out of my league.

Combination of this and OP

Gotta say, the way you sell this one really works for me. All about the fucking, not like these other faggots.

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>Christian

Why though? Is it because they are too dumb to argue with you?

You're gonna be the one sucking it user

So fucking this

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i relate too much to this :/

>Boipussy = Butthole

>i-is
>y-you
>s-stop
Do you have a thing for stuttering girls?

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Is this thread the inner essence behind Sup Forums and /fit/?

u guys are making me sad

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Jesus.... im a trap with a bf and i realized im exactly like that, down to the over sensitive shenis from hormones

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directed by night m. shyamalan

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kek

What if you've never had one? I don't know what I want in something I've never had.

I have a girl i know who's like that. Want her fb?

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pfsh gf? i just want a boi that i can trap for

Then just project onto a waifu like the rest of us.

>social anxiety gf
I'd love someone like this, but I suffer from social anxiety myself.

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i wanna hate you to death

Goddamn it.

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there were some good ones here
y'all are some funny fucks

>le hating the left meme
Capitalism makes people think workers are higher class than they really are, so as to put them
against themselves.

>I was planning on having sex at 6
I love this.

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On the one hand, here is a chance to try and stop being single, on the other hand I could just complain and do nothing about my situation. Though decision

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You had me at 'lets eat curry'

Why is it so hard to find a girl into anything other than butter chicken..

Holt damn, not my ideal but still gud shit

I could go for this one too

degenerate

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face....book.com/ixanna

Drop her a message once this thread 404's

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tbh this would never happen unless the woman had some mental disability, possibly lost a child

Oh yeah she's like the girl in OPs post but just not virgin

i-if only

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Didn't feel like coloring it in.

Life goal right here

Swap Attack on titan with Evangelion and it's my dream too

My wife. Fuck this girlfriend shit. The woman who wakes up next to me and doesn't murder me in my sleep instead after the shit I do.


I pick that one.

Oh shit. my bad.

This is my GF.

She's pretty cool.

Last gf was like this. It was hell.

:'c

I couldn't find the actual one I wanted so I tried making my own.

i had a gf like that, that i met at work and got extremely bored after 3 weeks or so. would not recommend even when she was a 8/10