TRUMP GENERAL: Cheers, Love! The Cavalry's Here! Edition

>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17 state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CA, SD- 5/23 registertovote.ca.gov/ cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac

INTERVIEWS
>Katrina on Situation Room 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=vcOFaxyjkuE
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8
>Trump on ABC & NBC 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=pgEpB527hEU
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
>Trump on Hannity (+Reince Priebus) 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=r0iiBIlELcg
>Carson, Priebus on the Kelly File 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=RDLKcTESJl0
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Manafort on Hardball 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=t_gQ2iib14s
>Lewandowski on Hannity 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Jng5bcAedII
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI

ENTERTAINMENT
>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
>Hillary’s America – First Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
>Trump Explains in 3 Mins why Clinton Can’t be President
youtube.com/watch?v=RR6BXrURB0Y
>Diamond & Silk Have a Message For Mitt Romney!
youtube.com/watch?v=q72bQEux6K8
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4

JOHN MILLER INTERVIEW
youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
opensecrets.org/pres16/contrib.php?cycle=2016&id=N00000019&type=f
opensecrets.org/pres16/candidate.php?cycle=2016&id=N00000019&type=f
nytimes.com/2016/05/14/us/politics/sheldon-adelson-donald-trump.html
youtube.com/channel/UCRNFZXfeBZ-ct4MPT9XlPcA
youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
youtube.com/watch?v=9sudCmrAsF4
youtube.com/watch?v=uHp_XQFGb7U
rollingstone.com/politics/news/david-cross-why-donald-trump-will-not-be-president-20160311
youtube.com/watch?v=3-5daajOopI
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

no awoo here

THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT

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I NEED A MAGA HAT
NO FAKE CHINESE SHIT
WHERE TO GET

awoo!

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b

Leaked emails
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/

Hillary Clinton lying for 13 minutes straight
youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI

Hillary Clinton's history:
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She described blacks as being "super-predators"
-She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager.
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She voted for the Patriot Act twice
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"

Top contributors for Hillary Clinton in 2016 elections
opensecrets.org/pres16/contrib.php?cycle=2016&id=N00000019&type=f

Fundraising Details
opensecrets.org/pres16/candidate.php?cycle=2016&id=N00000019&type=f
>Total Raised: $256,406,847

Trudeau has banned them from Canada.
But hey, dude weed right?

What time will Trump be on F&F?

where were you when Trump officially became president.
pic related

>tfw overwatch picture in the OP

breh, you went about this wrong.

Please tell me this is true

can't be real

Decrease American involvement while at the same time building up allies.


Basically, he wants a bunch of allies that can stand up for themselves, not a load of paper tigers that we have to keep propping up.


Basically, he wants Europe to stand up WITH Russias blessing. It's a genius move, because Russia usually views this kind of thing as an aggressive move, but we're dangling the hope of improved relations and allowing them to project power in dealing with terrorists.


If you've ever read Tom Sawyer getting others to paint the fence, Trump's plans are a lot like that.

I just read the updates on the John Miller thing and Jesus Christ I'm laughing out loud at work. He's literally playing 4D Korean Starcraft while the media is playing pong.

We should petition Mook to change the default poster name to "John Miller", maybe in November.

If Mei wasn't such a bullshit character I'd use it

I had a dream where a #DangerousDonald Trump administration was committing war crimes to send a message. In the dream some sand dindus had abducted two American hikers in Algeria. Trump sent in a JSOC team to retrieve the hikers but instead of killing them, he had them tied to trees and once the team and hostages were out of the way, sent a B-52 to drop a load of napalm to slowly burn the fuck out of them in pain and suffering. He then tweeted the liveleak video from his account. There was a global outcry but the message was so powerful, no terrorist dared abduct an American ever again.

Lmao the asspain on Sup Forums will be glorious when Shillary wins.

It was pretty fun when Obongo won and all the Romney fags were on suicide watch, but this will be on a whole other level.

I'm hoping a lot of the anime fags kill thwmselves.

>twf there's so little Manafort content and I'm not funny enough or proficient on photoshop to create any myself

Is Trump redpilling the world?


There's this talk of a Trump of the east. Is that really Trump's influence, or is the media reaching again?

Don't you have local shops and shit to threaten so you can establish your sharia zone, Muhammad?

Nah, it's just the american ban on foreign campaign contributions.

Could probably face a human rights tribunal for wearing one in the wrong place though.

I'm sorry, what's his name?

Kek not even a mudslime, I can just feel the suicidewatch building up.

Will be fun AF to watch

>he pays 100% taxes to buy a car from Muhammed's Cuckbenz dealership

Paul Manafort has never lost an election

Paul "fuhgettaboutit" Manafort

It will be fun to watch all the liberals riot to their deaths when Donald Trump sweeps the election.

The Flip?

He's no Trump. He's more of a Sheriff Joe. Asians love the thought of brutal treatment towards criminals so it's no real surprise.

Paul "Call The Concrete Truck" Manafort

Paul "Nice kneecaps you got there" Manafort

You should give your head over to Sweden and give Swedish neighbors a helping hand.

NEWT FOR VP

Your PM tells me our enemies win when they're killed.


Does that mean Shillary will be our first dead President?

Does anyone have this with Trump's face photoshopped and in 1080p without those shitty borders?

What are Hilary's plans in comparison?

Paul "Not Actually as Tough as You Think" Manafo-

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>tfw Trump does a version of the Apprentice to decide his VP

>tfw you win

Haven't been following for a few days and just now saw this
What's your guy's take on it?

>The casino magnate Sheldon G. Adelson told Donald J. Trump in a private meeting last week that he was willing to contribute [...] a sum that could exceed $100 million

>Mr. Trump has said that he may need $1 billion for the campaign but has only recently begun scheduling fund-raisers and hiring finance staff members.
>Many of the Republican Party’s wealthiest contributors, including the billionaire brothers Charles G. and David H. Koch, have indicated they are unlikely to give to his candidacy.

Important parts:
>Mr. Adelson is frustrated by congressional gridlock and believes the only way to affect the country’s political system is to ensure a Republican president is elected, say the Republicans familiar with his thinking.

>While he may help some local or gubernatorial candidates, he is not planning to give much to congressional candidates or super PACs dedicated to keeping Republican control of the House and Senate, a substantial blow given the largess he has showered on them in recent elections.

nytimes.com/2016/05/14/us/politics/sheldon-adelson-donald-trump.html

He lost the election with Bob Dole against Clinton IIRC. Dole was nowhere near as talented as Trump is though

Trump will die in our lifetime.

more like

>he made Bob fucking Dole the Republican nominee

youtube.com/channel/UCRNFZXfeBZ-ct4MPT9XlPcA

Trump will increase funding of immortality research

Yeah cuz, how's it going

Well yeah exactly. The fact that Dole even made it that far was probably because of Manafort's talents. When Manafort has a candidate as talented as him, it's game over.

>Well Kasich wasn't worth attacking.

But when he was it was initially weird for Trump to attack him. Early in the primaries it was easy enough to point out his banking connections, but later on he only really hit gold after pointing out Kasich's eating. 1-4X is a decent nickname but what gave Trump more memetic ammo was was Kasich's own publicity shtick (which came way later). Until Hillary is forced to go out more often she's mostly just a lump. And lumps can poll well but collapse real quick when the campaigning gets serious - as seen several times over the course of the Republican primaries.

>On paper, she has the strongest team ever, Bill, Obama, the media. Probably some of the neocons.

All establishment figures which Trump excels against. Trump does so well because he's an "extreme moderate," a walking contradiction due to his mix of left and right wing views. Against opponents like Cruz and Bernie Trump struggles somewhat because he can't match their extreme views while coming under fire for his opposing ones (which is why cruzlims clung onto the "true conservative" argument). However, against "moderate" opponents (like Jeb!, Rubio, and eventually Clinton) Trump can effectively attack them from both the left and the right.

The strength of these attacks means that money isn't an issue. The millions spent trying to prop up Rubio and Jeb! demonstrate this; at the end of the day they're still easy moderates for Trump to dominate.

>Obama's the one to really watch out for though.

Probably. But if what we've seen out of Hillary and Obama initially is any indication of what to expect then she's doing too much to sabotage her own campaign and Obama's rhetoric has not made enough of an impact to hinder Trump's.

Google "Russia reset button" and try not to laugh.


Shillary is someone who goes around thinking everyone else is a bunch of 2nd graders.

>>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
>youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ

You stole 700 delegates from me, Donald. Give them back.

This election cycle is just nuts, I tell you folks.

Trump aside, how is Shillary being allowed to become the democrats' nominee when she's got so much shady shit hanging over her head?

Human rights for wearing a hat? Seems like the one wearing the hat would be in the best position.

Slurping instant noodles laughing while I collect $$$ from Bernie n Shillary's chumps.

I like to pretend he is reading to me

>Wolf Blitzer
sounds like a hardcore wehrmacht officer

THESE REPEATING DIGITS, I MUST FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY MEAN

Because the DNC was built by the Clintons.

>Flip
>Asian

They're more niggers than Asian.

I'm procrastinating studying for the upcoming finals.

You?

delet this

I, too, have lost a delegates.
Perhaps we could be friends?

Because she was promised it in 2008 when the DNC made an agreement to give her the nom in 2016 if she stops fighting and lets Obama become the nominee.

HEY YOU. VOTE FOR TRUMP.

no

>no smoke rising from her hand as the holy might of kek burns the abomination
shid oudda den

>youtube.com/watch?v=9sudCmrAsF4

>youtube.com/watch?v=uHp_XQFGb7U

Yeah, what a brilliant stroke. Let's push the red button together. Ultimately our efforts failed but at the moment it was great idea. Sure.

Putting off a wank and listening to music

>He fell for the studying meme

I had a dream recently that Donald Trump and Bruce Campbell were fighting zombies together. Needless to say, that was a good night's sleep.

>shit guys we harped all week about how he can't win without Latinos, wut do
>uh....let's say he can't win without blacks
>BRILLIANT

Good morning, TrumpGenfags!!

She won't be the nominee

who /comfy/ here?
>tfw watching Top gears' Vietnam special while eating some god tier chili

Going to be on an Atlanta prinetime radio show Monday to do a spot talking about Trump.

Any suggestions?

>Shillary's tits

>She won't be the nominee

Is the DNC going to nominate a principled conservative? The ONLY one who can defeat Donaldo-sama?

Go back to where you belong you communist kike! This is between me and Donald.

Anything for you honey

>vvolf "jew" blitzer
>wehrmacht officer
sounds about right

Checked and good night/morning.

It'll be either Biden or some other lapdog who will do whatever The Banker Jew commands, as has been the case with most of our presidents the last century

I'm really behind in the course material and the exams worth 70% are in a month.

What do you do? I work part time + MECHENG at Uni.

OH YEAH OH YEAH FUCK YES HMMM HMM OHH OHHH YEAAAHHHH PLEASE ADD UP THE DELEGATES FOR ME AGAIN BABY

IM AM NOW A CRUZ MISSILE I AM NOW A CRUZ MISSILE OHHHHHH!!!!!!

(good night/morning to you too)

rollingstone.com/politics/news/david-cross-why-donald-trump-will-not-be-president-20160311

Hard to argue.

den oudda den frient

Failure is an understatement. Arguably we're back to fighting proxy wars with them again. And even though they kinda suck compared to the USSR, Obama's such a con man that he wants to look like he isn't fighting while he's obviously fighting.


Even the media's getting tired of it, like when the Navy seal died recently fighting ISIS in a "non combative role"...

Good morning, DrawTrumpette!

>any sketch which reminds me of the movie Jacob's Ladder

Keep up the good work!!

Anything for my fellow Trumpers, MAGA.

Can somebody fill me in on that tape thing ? I just woke up
Who is miller ?

youtube.com/watch?v=3-5daajOopI

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What if a bunch of trump supporters with ironic moustaches, problem glasses, graphic t-shirts, and a progress arm band, entered a Hilary event talking all kind of crazy shit to the press?

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Is this the ultimate life?


A fast car, stylish clothing, a daughter who obviously loves you and you have confused feelings for?

Awoooovement

Itd only be better if they were in a world that could accept their love

I remember when he retracted those troops from Iraq and then did send like 50,000 "builders" or something. He's a sneaky cunt, but not as smart as he thinks he is.

That would be a smart move, but the DNCe (similar to the GOPe) is not a smart, cohesive organism. It is a multifaceted organization with various subgroups vying for control. This year the Hillary camp grabbed it by the balls and demanded absolute obedience, and they will not relinquish it even if the Hildebeast is coughing up blood by the 3rd debate.

And ultimately it'll be pretty good for everyone involved. The Clintons will lose the GE along with their grip on the DNC, Trump will have 4 years of free reign, and we might even see a decent alternative get propped up in the next cycle.

Doing a networking cert and working part time at a call centre. AU? Do you have a harem of Asian girls yet?

Can someone explain this? When was it revealed that he leaked the tapes himself?

Also the YT link doesn't work.
The video has been suspiciously deleted.