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>Jarred Brooks replaces Neil Seery to fight Ian McCall
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>Bunda Queen retires
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>Bisping's knee
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schaub

THANK YOU OP

Did Adan sperg out with another autist making poor threads?

Is Ricardo Arona underrated?

Schaub is God

Francis Ngannou

he beat fedor

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERY HERE????

Did she leave TAM for good?

No she's still under Faber's thumb

>Watching porn

Degens not welcome on heem.

Meh, I saw that fight and didn't have a problem with the decision. Arona lost it by stalling after a stand-up IMO.

Still, he's got wins over Sakuraba, Reem, Hendo, and Silva. Not too shabby.

mmamania.com/2017/1/30/14441468/ufc-fight-night-104-angela-hill-joanna-jedrzejczyk-easier-fight-jessica-andrade-mma

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Time to go clean your ears you big brown turd

I had Enough spergouts for tonight, goodnight /heem/

Schaub less

someone post the ''ufc in poland next year'' webm for keks

Got you bulgarbro

i will portion a dip just for you op.

Great OP

Who else here would let jonna champion booty blast them into submission

, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)
Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

I would put a bag over her head and booty blast her if you know what I mean

Threadcunt BTFO.

>I bench somewhere around 420 lbs
blaze it XD

WHY DON'T WE SEE DIFFERENT STARS IN JUNE AND JANUARY? #flatearth #fakenews

#alternativefacts

thanks babe

Sounds bretty ghey

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

This doo hasn't defended the belt in over a year. Is he gonna blame Jones for that?

Thankful DC is best meme

It is kind of funny

tim kennedy shills for alphabrain: btfo
donald cerrone shills for alphabrain: btfo

And you shill for shit memes

#easymoney

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Fighters making meme poses is the goat

damn

>i-i-it was j-just a prank, my dude. r-r-respect, cowboys my h-homeboy i was just h-honeydicking you, w-war gamebred!!!

Get them ears clean, boys

Damage control

the CTE is really taking its toll on Swab, imaging he starts inhaling when he smokes weed? its all over

>possibly the best middleweight on the planet
>literally hands the tittle to a dude that's not even top 5 because he forgot that he's still human and can get heemed by a professional fucking fight
Goddammit Luke.

>BTFO's Schleb
>then BTFO's him again
Is Masvidal our new official boy?

No

twitter.com/joerogan/status/826296288731762688

anyone else find this disgusting? joe rogan could easily pay this

you're quite dumb

He could, he should

>tfw I post pro Schaub and Anti Schaub sentiment as double agent

I run /heem/. Watch the puppets dance.

Shameful.

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>In early 2003, Joe Rogan proved that fear was not a factor when it came to purchasing high-end real estate. The versatile entertainer paid $2,232,500 for a home with a good chunk of land in Bell Canyon, California.
>owns a good portion of the ompany Onnit
>his "omedy" speials
>makes a killing of his sponsors for his podast
>owns a ton of expensive cars
>that show he had on Syfy
>his Fear Factor royalties and monies
>Joe is rumored to make six figures a show (he does less now not for travel but because it's expensive,keep in mind Buffer makes 40g's a show)
>"please guys donate money to help my friend who has made me money by being on the show"

and he has a hot wife

youtube.com/watch?v=jSF6-CmldGc

He's going to get his hype train derailed soon

youtube.com/watch?v=sXsN5CStZnU

Come at me fgt

i would heem you in under 44 seconds you hack manlet

why the fuck would he pay if others would gladly pay for him?

This makes sense if that guy is the only person who has crossed Rogan's path who needs an expensive medical treatment. He's not. If he had to pay for everyone's cancer treatment who crossed his path he would be broke. It's far more effective for him to publicize a charitable effort when such cases arrive.

Reem

Damn I'm watching Raw right now and Paul Heyman is burying the fuck out of Ronda right now.

He just said her legacy will always have that "but" and only brought up Holly Holm, didn't even rub the Nunes thing in. Wasn't that bad of a burial considering the whole point is that every GOAT, his client included, has that "but" in their careers.

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if they made Ronda vs Shevchenko right now, what wood the odds look like?

I'm thinking like
Valentina -400
Ronda +350

Valentina -150
Ronda +130

need more edgy brah in this thread

i got you senpai

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What episode?

What's this from? Joe is pretty sensitive for a comedian. I remember Joey shitting on the weed Joe smokes. Joe said it was like super weed,muscle relaxer shit. That Joe was super high.But then Joey and some other guy said it was pussy weed and for kids or something. Then Joe legit got mad kek and started defending his weed.

The fight companion last night. Edgy Brah went on a tangent about space and NASA using CGI to fake everything. Joe didn't even plug his comedy shows, just ended the show abruptly. He was pissed.

Disturbing lack of flame-broiled beefcakes in this thread.

*blocks your path*

Thank you.

>Dat knee

damn we need some new memeys so freaking bad heem is literally ded

*teleports behind you*

Heh, nothing personnel, kid

*gets in the fucking cage*

I still have no idea why his knee is doing that. I think it's cause he's leaning on it.

*blocks your path*

*doesn't let you get close*

He wasn't lying to Joe.

Should Conor get his own general seperate from /heem/?

He is in the realms of WWE, Boxing, and UFC.

Should have brought Dee with you if you wanted extra baggage

Lads, how do I summon SpainSperg?

Give him an unequal portion of dip

Criticise Conor for any reason, legitimate or otherwise

>unweighted pull ups
>still kipping

Why is Jon so scared of /ourguy/ bros?

Is he like BJJ Ben Askren?

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how much does this little twink even weigh?

>920 Me gusta

how long you been gay?

20min

Ariel recaps Conors PPV

youtube.com/watch?v=3DyQAQ3Qcj4

stealing content from the MMA hour for those youtube shekels? reported

What the hell is Matt Hughes doing in WBC?

I PUT ON FOR MY CITY, ON ON FOR MY CITY
I PUT ON FOR MY CITY, ON ON FOR MY CITY
I PUT ON FOR MY CITY, ON ON FOR MY CITY
I PUT ON FOR MY CITY, ON ON FOR MY CITY