Give me one good reason I should watch the Superbowl. I'm waiting

Give me one good reason I should watch the Superbowl. I'm waiting.

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The winner of the game becomes champion of the NFL, which almost certainly ensures high drama.

For the hilarious and devilishly clever ads. Which corporation will have the best ad? the funniest? which one will have the bravest anti-trump message? I'm honestly excited for the first time in years to see just what they come up with

None, you should be watching anime during that time

commercials and halftime show, ignore the handegg like most people will do

For the (you)s

Is that a young Fairuza Balk?

Also totally would.

Who is this jizz whiz?

I'm in court that day, so I can't watch it.

BOMB ASS COMMERCIALS

i won't, you should watch the puppybowl instead

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The kid is going to testify?

Hate to break it to you, but at least seven companies already released their commercials beforehand, and added with the mostly garbage superhero movies coming this year (certified Sup Forums poster, don't worry), would make for some meh to average commercials this year. Toyota and Doritos called out this year.
T. Boston Pats fan

Trump getting shot.

16yr jew from the he will not divide us stream.

I'd divide her alright

> pierced nipples
> 16 yrs old

Sup Forums is always right

Germany will ban as well, libreal brother. Just you wait.

How many stupid commercials will we see about social justice, refugees,strong womyns, shit movies, and big bad evil trump?

>nipple piercings
SO many fucking girls I know have these, like at least two thirds of my one-night stands

literally why

I can't.

>cringe commercials
>lady Gaga
>patswinlol

do americans clap during the half time advertisements?

Do brits clap every time a refugee culturally enriches a woman?

>fuck trash whores who give it up after a few hours
>"ughh so many girls nowadays have these trashy whore things"

i'm not sure your question has any relevance to what i was asking

I was thinking the same thing.

come watch the game at my house bby

but you have to let me touch you and stuff

>baby face with nipple piercings

swrong with these kids taday

It's a good excuse to socialize, eat like a pig and get drunk. Jeez, must we explain everything to kids these days?

>Implying you wouldn't

>he will nut inside us

>implying I haven't

But you gots to watch the commerciasl and the PEPSI halftime show.

actually the kitty halftime show is the only thing worth watching on animal planet during the superbowl

lol, dont! Grats on having HOURS more LIFE to do ANYTHING you ENJOY!

I mean fuck, I just gave you a whole extra day of LIFE!

don't you want to be able to join in when your friends and coworkers discuss the hilarious commercials the next day?

ads where the white male is dumb and can't do anything right?

agness gone Sup Forums now yeh wow
and superbowl um cus adverts yeh

Is that her?

>American banter

Dont you have a Donald Trump protest to go to at that time?

Sauced

Watch history as Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. finally gets a ring for each of his fingers on his right hand after being unfairly denied by the New York Giants twice

Skinny-fat chicks are the worst

>4 nipples

disgusting

> tfw want to watch the superbowl
> we get mexican broadcast

REEEEEEE

any american here knows a good FM? the most biased the best

>random modeling photo
>sauce

Give us the ig/fb/twt Mr. Detective.

You'll be out of the loop on the slew of memes that will inevitably follow. You gotta stay ahead of the game m8

I didn't even notice how ugly she was at first since those are some good looking tits.

For clever, witty and topical advertisements of course

It's fun to bet and banter with the lads.

The best time I ever had watching football was during the playoffs when the Raiders I think eventually faced the Bucs.

Anyway I was visiting my cousin in SF and we were hanging out, there was booze and a little bit of weed going around. Any anyone could stand up and wave a dollar and say "I bet the Raiders will get a penalty before the Titans" or "the first injury will be a Raiders player" or anything else you wanted to make up.

Then you would find a horizontal surface in the room like a shelf or a speaker, and each person would put a dollar down, and you'd watch the game.

It was so fun having a bunch of bizarre side bets going on, and the collective fun of figuring out which pile of money was for what bet, and it was so cool.

I wish I could go back to that time.

Also fun is if you have enough people to do squares.

The point being, do it for the socialization. Who the fuck cares who wins? I don't even remember who came second in 2015.

Will there be any old spice ad, though?

>pierced nipples at 16

You shouldn't.

Handegg is not even a sport.

That's why nobody outside of your "country" plays it.

why are you saying it like it was something bad/wrong

it's a good excuse to go drinking and shout at tvs with your mates

bitches understand that they are sex objects and vie to make themselves the most desirable sex object from a very young age nowadays. She's already a practiced seductress by that age.

piercing your body is the ultimate form of degeneracy

The Superbowl is the grandest spectacle in all of sports and the closest we have so far to a Death Race 2000.

but why?

being a hateful bitch like you is degeneracy

can't tell if trolling or unironically enjoys the taste of corporate dick in his mouth

>mutilating your body to feeling like a special snowflake even though everyone and their mothers have done it 2 million times before you.

is this country not like degeneracy central?

>to feeling like a special snowflake
Why are you talking like you knew the reasons of all the people who do it? You sound like a sociopath

We do play it bitch, football is fucking awesome

As for OP, if you need to be given a reason then better dont watch it you pre cum baby

Being a woman is being a degenerate if you think about it.

Even if I hate the cheatriots, seeing Brady get the mvp trophy while wearing his MAGA hat and triggering the whole planet will be great.

>so Tom you've just won the Super Bowl what are you going to do now?
>"I'm going to help make America great again"

lol no fucking way her name is Agnes

If you're not getting piercings to stand out then why are you doing it?

Because they look pretty? Because you enjoy the feeling? Neither of those is good reason to jam chunks of metal into yourself. All it has going for it is that you can change your mind and take them out. Unless you got gauges, then you just have to look like a tribesmen for the rest of your life

>tom brady wins superb owl 51
>retires
>named as nations first director of athletics

>bed stuy
That's means there is a chance however small that i can bone this girl

puppy monkey baby pepsi commercial was the most impacting last season
curious to see what they come up with this year

whoa ur cute

Root for the Patriots, everyone else in the room will hate you more and more as the night progresses and they kick Atlanta's ass and you get louder and louder and eventually just basically start fucking their wives in front of them on the floor as they simmer in impotent rage at you.

>> pierced nipples
>> 16 yrs old
>Sup Forums is always right

CONFIRMED

LOL

you and all the other anti-Patsfags get to spam the board to death with shitposting if they lose

>most influential economic power in the world won independence from shitposter's country
>thinks he can talk shit
go play the little girls' sport you dare call "football," Nigel

do NOT sexualize liberals

shitty tattoos are worse
>"nice [Chinese/Japanese symbol/letter] tat there. what does it mean?"
>"um, 'grace'? I dunno, I just like the way it looks"

You shouldn't

It's a team that has everything to lose (the Falcons) vs Tom Brady who's lost a lot before

Spoiler: Atlanta wins

>Spoiler: Atlanta wins
not on your mother's life

What else you got to do on a Sunday night?

>standing out is bad
go outside even if it's for 5 minutes ffs your autism is eating through your synapses

Was hoping you guys can help me out. My fiancée (USA) lives with me in The Netherlands. We do broadcast the Superbowl this sunday but the experience isn't the same since we don't show the commercials and our reporters are fucking boring. I actually want to watch the Superbowl via an American channel but we can't recieve those here. Is there a way to arrange this another way? I have a Philips smart TV if that might help...

Thanks in advance

Muricans,

You are welcome to activate muh heritage and join us at /rug/.

Big big clashes this Saturday, specially England vs. France at 12am NYC time

stream it

Thanks, any suggestions where I can find a stream that'll be stable?

i usually get a pretty steady stream if i drink a few beers

i appreciate all agness threads

Hah. Anyway thanks

>tfw no Michael Vick dog bowl

Hnnnng, who is she?

The inevitable meltdown over Trump during the halftime show.

Based Agnesbro.

I will be gearing the game in radio to avoid cancerous ads

Do you have problems with her having a bank account abroad?
I've read European banks want nothing to do with American citizens due to FATCA