>Be me
>Playing Skyrim
>Come home from killing miraak
>Single dad with Blaise as adopted son
>Open door and greeted by my son normally
>Son suddenly asks if he can have a pet that followed him home
>I don't see shit but say yes thinking its probably a glitch or something
>Come back a few days later ( My house is in whiterun because I'm a poor fag in videogames as well)
> See a mudcrab in my home
>Ohshit.jpeg
>Get a Vietnam flashback and insta kill the thing with my nightingale blade
>Fell proud as a father for defending my house and protecting my son
>Go and loot the crabs body
>See it has a name "Pinchers"
>Whathefuck.exe
>Child suddenly appears saying that he'll never speak to me again
>Backhand the bitch for talking back then continue my investigation
>Eventually find out crab was his pet
>Fuck
>Mfw I had to reload a save that was 30 min ago to fix my mistake
>Mfw I had to refinish part of a quest
Be me
Rip in piece Pinchers
What's your favorite character build? I absolutely adore Bound Sword and atronachs.
>playing skyrim
>companion is Serena
>bandits attack my Lakeview manor
>the bitch raises the dead
>battle over
>go inside
>dead guy re-dies in my entry hall
>pile of bandit in my house forever
This has happened in multiple houses
Reanimate and walk outside?
was about to say this
Thieve's Guild/Dark Brotherhood vampire Breton stealth archer.
Come at me.
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>stealth archer
Fucking kek
When a reanimated body does they turn into a dust pile that can't be moved it shouted away. It just sits there and glows purple. mocking you.
>be me, Argonian single parent
>return to home outside of morthal
>my son, Samuel, greets me
>"Greetings father! I got you a gift! I hope you like it!"
>aww.jpg
>receive gift
>"The Lusty Argonian Maid, Vol. 1"
>mfw
>hating on a winning build
Enjoy your endless melees.
I don't usually play melee, the build I've enjoyed the most was empowered bow summoner with twin atronachs, don't bother carrying weapons or arrows, just summon them on the fly.
>You like that greenskin? Big imperial dick all up in yo wimmins?
Melee Archer is Best Archer
Fair enough.
I like being sneaky though.
Never underestimate the entertainmemt value of stealing all of someone's eauipped items and watching them try to punch you to death.
I just got skyrim so i can have experience in this sorta thing
This. Can carry more armor sets if you don't have to carry weapons.
I'm only a sneaky bosmer stealth archer because the fucking draugr crypts scare the shit outta me.
Do you play on console?
I have an irrational fear of the dark, so every play through I do ends up sneaky archer. Oblivion was fucking horrific, I literally can't play anything but Khajit
That's what (essential) companions are for, to distract and soak up damage.
My most powerful character build though was dagger stealth assassin, that x30 damage multiplier meant I could force a sneak attack critical and one-shot anything in the face. It got boring, though.
>Bandits? Easily dispatched with Sneak + Attack
>Giants? Okay, Sneak + Attack
>Dragons? Sneak + Attack, fuck me this gets boring
Literally just dash towards enemies like a standard warrior and then Sneak + Attack at the same time to one-shot things one at a time.
Yeah. Xbone. It can get pretty glitchy sometimes but I haven't had anything really game breaking. And I usually don't reload saves because I don't notice fuckups like that until after a few hours that I don't want to repeat
Being a vampire with default 25% magic resist makes it less scary.
I mean, you're a fucking vampire.
You should play Doom 3, or as I like to call it "Power Outage Simulator".
I tried the dagger+sneak combo and it did get pretty dull.
Don't get me wrong, it's fucking hilarious the first couple times you dash towards a dragon and one-shot it in the face with a Steel dagger, but after a while it's in the realm of "too powerful".
In all honesty I never start the main quest, because I get sick of all the dragon attacks in town and at inopportune times.
>collecting dragon priest masks
>go to fight krosis
>try to get dragons attention first so I don't have to fight both at once
>hear a second dragon roar
>wtf?
>oh shit, random dragon
>panic at the sight of two dragons and accidentally wake up dragon priest
>have to fight all of them at once
>still manage to kill them
You should try a slow time archer, it's a great build, clean whole rooms in seconds, you can even add some werewolf blood sprinkled in the build for when you want to play more straightforward if you play modded.
I use that in my "Arcane Archer" build that exclusively uses the empowered Conjured bow with dual Atronachs for distractions.
>at friend's house on his wood elf archer file
>never used a bow before but want to prove i'm not a noob
>point the arrow at a giant's head
>let loose
>i miss completely
>the giant flew 200 feet in the air
>"what"
>"you suck at archery"
Yeah, that shit does get annoying when you have shopkeepers trying to kill dragons and getting rekt.
kek
To add to this, at level 1 I made my way up to the ruined post that has the spellbook to learn Conjure Bound Bow always spawned in the bucket next to the door, shit was intense with all those bandits swarming all over the goddamn place.
1/2
Is Morrowind worth playing? What are the meta builds? How the fuck does magic work?
2/2
>Yes
>Whatever the fuck you want
>Magic is extremely customizable, but mana doesn't regenerate over time without a mod.
Basically it's Elder Scrolls on nightmare mode.
>inb4 Daggerfall
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If Morrowind is Nightmare, then Arena was Hell mode.
>heavily modded
>middle of nowhere
>nights are pitch black
>cold rain is going to kill me
>set up tent and campfire
>get dry and warm and go to sleep
>get woken up by noise
>random werewolf creeping around but not attacking
>can't see him because pitchblack
>can't go look for him, because the weather will kill me
>can't sleep nor fast travel because enemy
>sit in tent for 6 ingame hours
kek
Morrowind or Skyrimjob?
I love my skyrim to be more rainy but fucking climates of tamriel makes my nights as black as Tyrone, why the fuck would i wanna be blind half of the time while playing my own fucking game.
Always hated the lighting mods.
skyrim with some 150mods
use console to delet this.
This is why you never have children op
what happens to the qt queen widow if you side with ulfric?
She goes to prison. Or if you mod it like me
Raped in the stocks for all eternity
can you interact with her in prison or is it like an offscreen """prison"""
It a stocks outside my mansion, where I can virtually fuck her and sell her ass mouth and pussy to the wandering traveling merchants
screenshots plox
just force yourself to pick their pockets before you kill them, even go so far as to put stuff back in their pockets, it only gets boring because you're boring.
For every playthrough I just do sneaky archer and onehanded.
This past few, I've done a mix of archer and greatsword (which I didn't know was so fun smh) and I'm fiddling with trying a necrmancer only playthrough
Go to loverslab and look up skyrim mods
Your dick will thank you. This is just the tip of the dick iceberg
Rip Pinchers
Oh god loverslab. I had to force myself to stop because I realized that I spent 90% of my time in skyrim having sex.
Don't remember the name of the mod?
Defeat.
Allows you to kidnap defeated or any enemy you can sneak up on. Then it's all a matter of having accessory mods to make them a slave (slave binding from DD, and life as a slave come to mind)
You and me would be friends irl
Truly, 254 mods all of them sex related
That's what skyrim was created for.
Holy shit, respect. I only had like 70 and i thought that was a lot.
I've said it every time someone claims skyrim is a shell of a game.
Skyrim is a game you build so you like it. Mods are wonderful
There were years where all I did was blast kid rock on my sound system and play sexrim
Miss those days