What does Sup Forums think they know about Mormons? How do you guys generally feel about them?

What does Sup Forums think they know about Mormons? How do you guys generally feel about them?

Also, I've been living in Utah for about 10 years and I'm not Mormon myself. AMA about this place or these people.

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mormons are kikes tbh

not nearly as bad as witnesses

I had a really nice talk with some mormons and they were basically like 'This is what works for us we hope you find what works for you' and they gave me a BOM and shit. I'll never take up a faith but they seemed like bros.

Im a utahfag too. Feels badman.

A cult. At least they've stopped machine-gunning each other and blowing each other up with homemade bombs.

But there are still those incest-rape subcults of the Mormons out there in Arizona and Texas. They are spewing out babies with the most hideous genentic deformities.

And don't let "mainstream" Mormos thell you that the FLDS aren't real Mormos. They are, they are just like the Mormos from the 50s and 60s.

I've been living in Utah for about 20 years, which is how long it takes to *really* know the truth about what's going on here. You're probably not qualified to answer questions on the subject. Give it time.

Does wasatch really mean frozen penis?

Do some digging you'll see how far the rabbit hole goes. They control a good chunk of the food distribution in the country.

I'm not sure about that tbh.

There's actually a few polygamist families that come by my work every so often. The wives are always in these pioneer era dresses and the men wear Amish caps.

I was in Utah for 3 years.
You can either become pro-mormon or pro-degenerate.

The degenerates of SLC;
don't pick up after their dog shit,
muslims who walk around trying to intimidate the public,
loud rap or punk music late at night,
loud arguing late at night by incompetent 20 year olds
fat dykes who throw their cigarettes on the ground leaving huge piles of cig butts,

At least it's not like witnesses fucking pyramid scheme, but they're still a bunch of faggots for knocking on my door at 8 in the morning.
I now have a fenced in front yard because the damn Baptist are starting that shit too. So i put up attack dog signs and so I had my german shep trained for protection and been feeding and supplimenting bully max so he can rip them fucks a new one. 108lbs beast

I'm qualified my friends are mormon certified in the know fag been friends for 7 years

They're just tracting dude it's for their mission they have to

I agree that there a people that do more disgusting things than Mormons, but I'm convinced that no other people are this permanently and deeply removed from reality. Regardless of their religious beliefs, I've generally found devoted members of the LDS church to lack basic understanding of empathy and social awareness.

>lack basic understanding of empathy and social awareness
Sure reminds me of the time I tried joining and they told me to basically fuck off and start a family first and Mormonism only for families.

Still I would support them over an SLC atheist any fucking time or day of the week 100%.

i requested a restraining order for a witnesses church congregation because they were coming to my house 5x a week because I said i was Atheist. THe fucking courts wouldnt give it to me...

I lived in Utah for 14 years before I moved away. They are nice people, and are the absolute embodiment of the typical white person stereotype. At least the hardcore mormons. Many of them are just ordinary people. The fact that alcohol content for beer is specifically reduced to 3.5% is a funny thing to note. Mormons as whole have many flaws with their religion as does all religion. Needn't get into that though because people get offended.
>muh religion
Overall, Utah is a good place to live. Way more organized than any other state I've lived in. Homeless well maintained. Utilities are quality. Climate is varied and pleasantly so. Snow is the best in Park City.

They're the alternative flavor for Jehova's Witnesses. Irritating, holier-than-thou, and lacking a realistic vision of the world.

So how is the most boring place like?

Are you kidding my friends literally picked up off the street and helped me get a job when I needed it and I made bank

He found the stones and golden plates
(Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)
Even though nobody else ever saw them
(Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)

Oh yeah fuck the witnesses my grandma is a witness i thought you were talking about mormons

Surprisingly not boring if you yourself aren't a boring person. Girls here are easy to corrupt and bed if you lack a consciousness.

Fucked a married 40-something mormon chick with 4 kids for awhile, she was pretty freaky and an exhibitionist. Liked cock in the ass way more than I did though. Let me cum in her pussy which was nice.

The Mormon church believes in being very charitable and helping the needy just like any real Christians, yes. But the difference is that they believe they're going to get something out of it while a regular person only needs the excuse of it feeling nice to help others out to act in such ways. I can guarantee you it's not a selfless act if it's done in Utah.

23 years old, just passed two years since I moved out of a Mormon home with Mormon up-bringing.

I had a phase where I researched all these conspiracies and shit about Mormon brainwashing and secrets, I've been through Mormon temples as a baptised member.

They are extremely rooted in there own reality, but not sinister. Even if there is some corruption up top at least locally for each church everyone is pretty genuine and there isn't any unspoken agendas. When I was a growing up my dad was a bishop for a long time then a stake president (regional person in charge of 20+ bishops) and I saw almost all the shit he had to deal with and it was very boring , organizing meetings and helping poor people.

I will say though that I'm not from Utah, and I'm sure that having like 50% of one state having such a intense religion it definitely has a greenhouse effect in terms of sheltering people from the rest of the world, and brewing strange practices

> I researched all these conspiracies and shit about Mormon brainwashing and secrets
>my dad was a bishop

Cringe

WTF no they don't they didn't expect shit lol you have no idea what you're talking about

Key word being utah I'm from California

> Me 12
> Bishop asks me to visit him in his office
> He asks a series of questions
> Pornography comes up
> Coldsweat.jpg
> I nervously say I've never even heard of it
> He notices that I hesitated and confronts me
> He tells me to come clean
> I piss myself and have to leave church for the rest of the day
> Never got the aaronic priesthood

If you deny that Mormon doctrine states the more good deeds you do, the better chance you'll have at becoming a god then you have never met a Mormon before.

I listened to a radio program about a Mormon man with five wives and a lot of kids. He was pretty high up in his branch of Mormonism when he started reading banned books and started to doubt his faith. His wives all lost their faith too, but none of them wanted to break up the family. So they all stayed together. Now he'a no longer a Mormon, but still has five wives.

I was raised Mormon (stopped believing when I was around 14 and started thinking for myself) and most of the people are pretty nice in general its mostly the old and culty ones that are cunts to everyone thats not a mormon

wost thing about utah is cali fags. fuck you guys to hell.

>do you believe Joseph Smith is a true prophet?
>y-yes
>do you follow the word of wisdom?
>yes sir
>do you pay your tithing
>yes
>do you look at pornography
>y-ye- er no
>welcome to the temple

I was actually a Mormon in my early childhood, but my mother got into Christianity which made me realize that everything I was learning in Mormon church sounded like some fucking cult.

Why do they name all their streets by coordinates?

he was a flds mormon. typical mormons hate those guys too.

yeah fuck utah for doing this. no other city ever has done this ever. utahns so dumb lol

Am a momo and I can tell you that nothing says or even hints at that.
Tbh based on what we teach members truly are the ones that get the worse part. If you don't join, you're in the clear, as long as you don't kill or rape or steal from someone. Members have to follow the rules.

slc meetup when?

Doesn't all Christian doctrine state that good deeds lead you to heaven? Under that logic all religions are fucked. I speak from experience I've been to church with them and I'm basically family to !y mormon friends. They aren't that selfish

Love you too faggot user are you mad because no beaches

They all believe it's more organized. Having driven both in and outside of Utah for years apiece, I can confirm that it's false. But Mormons revel in things that they do differently from normal people because of superiority.

I might of over-exaggerated a bit. But when I began to think of things in a non-Mormon way the comparison in beliefs was much more different than I could have imagined.

I am one and I generally feel that there is a very toxic "bro culture" that many subscribe to. It kinda sucks because it makes us all look like a bunch of knuckleheads.

utlm.org/onlineresources/section132.htm

They only tell the most insane parts of the religion to the missionaries btw. It's presented as a test of faith as they're about to face their biggest obstacle in life yet and those that pass being "red pilled" and living outside of Utah where people make them question their beliefs lands them a pretty spot as the elite of the church.

Yes there is they usually do sales

Comparison to what?

I hear that. The things that my uncles learned from their missions is way more than I could comprehend at the time.

Not religious, but it's pretty common knowledge that God likes good deeds, but does not require them. The only thing you need to do to get to heaven is accept that Jesus is the only son of God and that he died for your sins.

Christianity (What my mom got into)

Same with the Mormonism

>muh ocean
literally end your fucking life

??? i was being ironic. new york does this, seattle does this, chicago does this.
the difference is instead of street and avenue we say hundred (often not) so instead of 17th street north we say 17 hundred north. or just 17th north.

also
>utah is synonymous with mormon
¿? same proportion of mormons in slc as las vegas ya dip.

This thread makes me want to go to Utah, observe and photo mormons in their natural habitat like I did with the Amish

youll be disappionted by bad fashioned normal people.

Is it true that satan dominates the oceans?

With Mormonism (as far as I've been told by the church and missionaries here as well as what is stated in the Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Covenants, and Pearl of Great Price), there are multiple tiers of heaven and no hell. To get into the best tier of heaven, you have to do lots of good deeds and work your way up the church. The lowest tier of heaven is where murderers, non-believers, and those who were never informed will end up. The middle tier is where Mormons that didn't do enough will end up.

no but faggots dominate south beach so tit for tat

There is Hell its just for the people who sided with Lucifer in the war in heaven or whatever

The Mormon version of hell is what they call outer darkness. It's were only really bad people go or were people that defy the church go.

nope, cause im gonna knock on doors and preach the gospel of Cthulhu of murder-day saints

Oh. Yep. It is very different. I have personally always felt that it has a much more open acceptance of ideas, especially when it comes to science. Also on the whole good deeds thing, it's less of a rewards system and more of a "You should be helping your fellow man in the first place."

I never hear much talk about the "Outer Darkness" and the church seems to be drifting away from those beliefs. According to the missionaries, the lowest tier of heaven is the catch-all for all the bad people.

I read under the banner of heaven and i dont know if the author was biased but his research did seem accurate so im just gonna go with "mormons are bad".

just like with mormons they will just politely ask you to leave then close the door. at least theres no jehovah witnesses here.

The Church of Cthulhu of end of day cultists.

They'll just close the door on you. If you even make a light implication that their religion isn't 100% serious and foolproof, they refuse further conversation for the time being.

I think the Book of Mormon was a great play

When I did go to church outer darkness was pretty emphasized. Probably in the hopes of getting less people to leave the church.

Fun fact: I just learned the other day that Matt Stone and Trey Parker were from Mormon families. It makes the South Park episodes about Mormons and the Broadway musical that much funnier.

fine I'll be sneaky and say this is the new "mormon pamphlets" and on the inside is Cthulhu

mormonism is the anti-kike

Outer darkness is where Satan and the 1/3 host of heaven who followed him go. Technically anyone who came to earth goes to heaven, there are just 3 different degrees or heavens I guess. It gives us the opportunity to right our wrongs. Technically only ex members who full on believe in God and Jesus but still deny them on purpose go to outer darkness as well. It's really complicated tbh.

Strange. It may be coincidental or otherwise, but when I was seeing what the church was about the lessons were very catered to my questions (as I was the only non-religious person on the block) and they avoided mentioning any form of punishment. They just talked a lot about glory and what I could benefit from becoming Mormon rather than what punishment was waiting for me otherwise.

>tfw I knew they were mormon background from about 99 and then watched Orgasmo

Mormonism is the quintessential white man religion.
>multiple wives
>modest behavior
>pro-family
beta-male atheists BTFO

Fun Fact: Within the 3 layers of heaven (Known as the Top, Middle and Bottom kingdoms) there are 3 more layers to each. One can get to the top of those 3 layers (Being the best of their corresponding kingdoms) but cannot get to the next tier of kingdom.

I think they believe the words of proven hack who's been dead for more than a century to the point that they are willing to build up their understanding of morals and physics on his ridiculous whims and claims.

>succinctly describes all religions unknowingly

I've always realized this, but have come to an understanding that it's even more of the quintessential AMERICAN religion.
>you are a God just waiting to realize your potential
>you'll get your own planet where you can torture its inhabitants as much as you want
>blacks and gays have been historically shunned and excluded by the church

The mentality and comments of atheists like you are the only reason I ever defend christian denominations

I have a Mormon friend, when the world need him most he vanished.

He'll be back from his mission in two months though.

nice i like this.
I forgot about the mormon bible's scripture on blacks how they're pretty much satan followers from pre-earth

apology for poor english

when were you when mormon friend go on mission?

i was sat at home eating butter when Ishmael ring

‘Mormon friend is gone’

‘no’

Gotta be the most I've ever been enticed in a thread about religion.

The Mormon church conveniently denounced scriptural racism without an apology due to a "revelation" from the prophet right after the Mormon church was threatened to be tried in a federal lawsuit in 1979.

Wow what happened to separation of church and state?

Racial discrimination is illegal in most states for businesses and establishments.

Basics of the religion from an inside understanding.
The sheeple part of them are just your generic moron who follows as he's told to.
The leaders are intelligent buisinessmen and they run the church as one powerful tax free entity.

They utilize the sheeple to grow their own business.

Nothing else about it matters because they'll change their story to best fit the current political atmosphere.

If you want to start a business where simpletons do all the work, this is the religion for you.

Their passiveness as a whole makes for a good people state, but their exclusion to all substances causes a lot of mid life rebellion.

Subjugating the entire mormon religion wasn't necessary.
Blacks weren't allowed to hold priesthood titles.
There is no reason to retract actual teachings by a true prophet just to let a lesser race into the priesthood.

>don't drink
>don't do drugs
>maybe caffeine, maybe smoke
>multiple wives even though its illegal
>impose religion through law throughout Utah even though its against constitution (liquor stores have restricted hours, alcohol content restriction on beer, etc.)
>space jesus/planets incorporated into their beliefs which is weird for a religion as old as it is, usually only find mention of cosmic shit in new age cults
>joseph smith was the biggest and original faggot OP
Im a Canada fag and I dont think ive ever met a Mormon. Howd I do?

There's still not been a black person to hold priesthood, but that's not what they were doing. They were under fire by the country because they would have undocumented accounts of telling blacks not to come back to their church. They do the same to gays nowadays.

Also, not trying to say that everyone in the religion does or supports such acts, just that the system and beliefs are extremely outdated.

>not drinking is a suggestion, won't be punished if you do
>the Doctrine in Covenants states "no hot beverages", not no caffeine. Iced coffee, soda still technically allowed. Hot chocolate and tea technically not allowed.
>the modern polygamists don't have consummated marriages so it's not against the law

I know it wasn't a question, but there's to clearing up some misconceptions.

How is the anons statement in any way wrong?

Not either of those guys, but there is ways to put something where it's better off to not say it even if it isn't technically wrong. At least that's how it is if you want to effectively communicate and be liked.

I love mormons

I love mormons

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