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'Do whatever you like' edition.
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kelv

anime

Currently putting hair removal cream around my anus

Thoughts?

thoughts?

Blair

need a piss but someone else's in the loo

That's Scotland you mong

doing a big think

why was Europe (primarily western Europe) able to produce by far the must impressive and advanced civilization, leaving every other region in the dust?

*opens gob*

well get on with it I haven't got all day

IF the bubbles feel good
hop on in and let me take you away

tried that once with my balls, the cream smelt so fucking bad i almost passed out plus my housemates were knocking on the bathroom door every now and again because of the smell and because i was in there for fucking ages.

females?

still in my nightsuit

white people

When mum has friends over I do it out the window
End up having to go around back with the hose to wash the bricks down because it starts to get that piss smell after a while

feel like thi sthread captures a core facet of britishness

whenever I go abroad I can't help but notice it's missing

???

if peter hitchens didn't think suicide was immoral i think he would've committed it by now

I've used it on my balls before too, it never left a smell strong enough to leave the bathroom though

fewer natural predators
more harsh conditions, perhaps leading to houses
but this is not just western europe, this is europe and eastern asia
position and resources mostly

it was some cheap shit lol

wish he had a second amendment

all I want to do is conceal carry a pistol for self defence, is that too much to ask?

inclusive institutions

such as the magna carta, liberal democracy and free trade

advantageous geography, abundant resources, temperate climate, efficiency of feudalism, organisation of the church
china and golden age pakiland were very impressive too at different points and for different reasons

Pints

nah, not my cup of tea

god blessed it with a temperate climate, good crops and domesticable animals

never gave to charity in my life and don't intend to,

how are bookies not just legit fortune tellers?

sunk two pints

saving the next two for the liverpool game

My favorite comment by a Sikh "We're the 7/11 guys not the 9/11 ones."

ahh yes all the times i've been in a gun battle down tescos

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who?

ye haha that would be quite funny i suppose if i were a bleedin yankie

>wanting pakipoo, lisdicki, tim and greater london to be allowed guns

a girl i had a crush on rubbed a leg of mine in hair removal cream.

it didn't work though and i had hair on my leg after that.

she also didn't like me :(

jared diamond is a meme

Haha bro-tier xD

Manlet.

>favorite
>7/11
FOY

luck. technologically most of it was leapfrogging off advances made in the middle east and med.

how embarrassing to be carried over the line, first time with the two brothers was ok but I would be mortified if it happened to me

>greater london
I am a semi normie

It's just a prank bro haha there's a camera right there
*points at camera in the bush*

Look how pale the baby is but apparently the father is black

I smell BLEACHED here

DONT LISTEN TO HER
listen to me
do whatever you like

I got a brand new .380 in the box, made like glocks
A shoebox of bullets, two clips, no safety lock

*punches you*

>Mediterranean
>not Europe

we're all semi normies in this thread

>gf likes to roleplay as fucking cartoon characters
>'ok whatever lets just fugg'
>yday she says she'd like to roleplay as Snap, Crackle and Pop
>'yeah sure .. -wait, if I'm Snap and you're Crackle ... who's Pop...??'
>400lb 7'10 monster black bull bursts out of the wardrobe in red bellhop outfit shouting something about how 'we all gettin' FUCKED tonight!'

the gf

youtu.be/YebAIBbUXIU

>egypt
>turkey
>north africa
>not med as well

why dont you use your flag anymore

babies are often lighter in colour in skin and hair

also who is this

>march for science

what is the point of this

have people run out of things to complain about

Wouldn't a black man and a white woman be BLACKED?

POOO

moron

Any takers?

its a star wars marketing stunt

>girl has a lisp
>it's cute
>I have a lisp
>it's bent

Anyone here ever use kodi or w/e to stream stuff. Who is providing the free streams? Don't get why they'd choose to share their line

to make cheshire happier

he's saying the real dad is white

bit cheeky x

give me some bait to post on Sup Forums lads

*gives a cheeky x*

strike a light, what will they think of next
march for food tech?
march for PE?
march for bloody bleeding arse holes if you ask me

About to break up with my girlfriend over cucking lads ffs

weren't into it after all then?

*swooces right in*

No I am she's refusing to cuck me

Pimps up, hoes down

Know a lad from uni who's really really conservative about everything. Autistic about the military, always banging on about how promiscuity is bad and all that.

But he's a fat, shut in with no friends. None of this shit he gets bothered by affects him at all, we could have no military and it wouldn't make a spit of difference to his every day life of popping to the shops and sitting at the computer. Promiscuity doesn't affect him at all either since a woman will never want to touch him. Very weird to get your cock in a knot about stuff that doesn't bother you at all.

things I like in women:

slight strabismus
tall and slim
northern irish accent

that is all

Got the prospective /gf2017/ wrapped around my finger lads
If I told her to cut herself she'd do it
Master puppeteer

america is reddit: the country

LOL literally me!

Republicans do not want people to have control of their lives.

Right leaning people think they have power when in reality they are just cowards.

Just yesterday in Nashville TN I had a conservative looking faggot at Belmont start cussing me out for my Hillary sticker and walked up to my car with my girlfriend in it.
He said he was going to beat the shit out of me when I stepped out of my car.

So I pulled out my Chiappa RHINO and asked him very calmly if he just threatened me.
This gun is fucking huge and a lot more threatening than the caliber actually is.
He was just like "no, no I didn't."
To which I responded "You just said you were going to,"Kick my ass"".

I told him he had no idea who he was fucking with and flashed my military CAC at him.
"I'm not some pussy fucking teenager, i'm a fucking combat vet and i'll kill you if you don't walk away."

Needless to say dude mumbles shit and starts walking away.

Guess his ethnicity and what he looked like.

Anyways, that's the left’s power.
I openly stated my beliefs on my car, I held my ground, and I escalated the encounter appropriately. Dude had no idea how close he was to being blow the fuck away.

This is what the left can give you.

This is why the right is afraid of us.

Republicans are (((Big Brother))), they don't want you to have control.

Why else are conservative states and cities the first to ban weed?

Never denied that, retard

War, death and technology. We weren't really that far ahead of china a few hundred years ago

*ties your cock in a bona fide boy scout knot*
*sends you packing*

What was the point in this? Do they walk around in circles talking about science and shit? Were any of these knobs actually scientists or are they science enthusiasts?

omg BAKA white ppl & drumpf ...

They FUCKING love science lad

what emotion does this picture invoke in you?

>omg i heard drumpf or someone did something so im going to go walk down the street
>also look at all my selfies

Got some aussie think he's wrapped me round his finger because I said I'd cut mesen for him
Little does he know I've got a 7 inch cock

>northern irish
No such thing

another thinly veiled anti-drumpf march that everyone will have forgotten about in a week

mum joined a corbyn supporters group on facebook just so she can laugh at them all for being so insane

Business idea: Become a mechanic and then sabotage the oneitis' car before pulling up 'by chance' next to her as it breaks down, fixing it for her in return for sex.

>tfw life comes at you at an angle

top lass

in america not being a bible literalist creationist is a radical thing.

i fucking HATE science