Post incest story's an pics that relate

Post incest story's an pics that relate

No u

My cousin told me she'd be my gf if we weren't related and often I see her giving the fuck me eyes.

But she's married with kids and this is real life and I'm not gunna fuck my life up because of muh dick, even though I often think of her while I fap.

Not really incest but...

Once I walked in on my aunt whose about 5 years older than me. She was changing clothes. I said sorry. She made me come in the room and close the door. And as "punishment" for not knocking she threw me down on the floor, pinned me, and bare assed farted in my face.

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>Be me
>15
>Parents getting divorced, sticky as fuck
>Get shipped off to live with my aunt
>TEENAGE ANGST APLENTY
>She's still fucking awesome
>School sucks, but only about as much as my last school
>End up getting real comfy real fast
>So does Auntie
>Starts walking around in a bathrobe or her underwear in the mornings
>"We're all girls here, right?"
>Weeks pass
>"...so, you've been staring pre-tty hard...'
>I have?
>I have.
>Hell I've been having fantasies too
>Didn't realize I was that blatant
>Apologize
>"Hey, it's okay to be curious. I wasn't much younger than you when I realized I was bi. But I guess that means I should start wearing more, right?"
>I ask her not to
>Freak out inwardly
>Did I just say that?
>She raises one eyebrow
>I can't say anything else
>"Alright. If you insist."
>Waitwhaaaat
>A few months pass
>She's still going around in her underwear or that robe in the mornings
>I'm still ogling her
>She's not really flirting but there's a tension that wasn't there before
>We don't talk about it. Just let it be.
>Attraction is still definitely there
>Decide to return the favor and go out to breakfast wearing a robe one morning
>Nothing happens
>She does spent a lot of time looking at my legs
>Repeat for a few weeks
>Breakfast one day
>Decide to ask about how Auntie knew she was bi, her past, etc...
>She tells me everything. Zero filter.
>Long-ass string of partners.
>LOTS of experimenting.
>"I even fucked a dog once." "...how... how was that?" "Oh, it sucked! The licking was okay, but all you got was two minutes of thrusting and then you get knotted, and then you're just kind of sitting there plugged."
>TBC

MOAR

Bump

bump

if you're about to tell me you fucked someone who openly admitted to fucking a dog IM DONE.

>Auntie's given me a lot to think about
>I tell her thanks
>Hug
>Hug lingers
>Her robe has opened a little, so has mine, skin against skin
>Nothing major but being a stupid virgin it FEELS major
>Back out, head for my room, start the day
>Spend evening masturbating
>Becomes a nightly thing, instead of just once in a while in the shower
>A week later Auntie tells me we're going out to get me a vibrator because "otherwise your hands are going to start cramping up"
>Realize she's been hearing me every night
>UTTER HUMILIATION
>She teases me halfway there
>"You know, if you were that concerned, you could always have helped out."
>SILENCE
>"I could have, couldn't I?"
>Either she is DEDICATED to teasing me or shit just got real
>Takes me to a straight-up adult bookstore and buys me a basic dildo
>And extra batteries
>That night I try using it
>Won't go in
>It's not huge and I lubed it up and it will straight up not go in
>Knock on auntie's door
>Negligee
>Holy fuck she is trying to seduce me
>I ask her for her help
>She clearly thinks this is just an excuse
>Lays me back on her bed.
>Kisses up and down my thighs
>I am putty in her hands
>Goes for the toy
>"...the fuck..."
>NOPE
>Gets NOWHERE.
>Finally gets the head of the toy in
>PAAAAIN
>Auntie ends up cradling me while I'm in fetal position
>I sleep there
>We call doc in morning
>VAGINISMUS
>Treatable, thinks the anxiety of my parents' divorce is screwing with me
>THIS IS LIKELY
>Has me talk to a psych
>Diagnosed with a panic disorder (!!!) on top of shit
>Decides that Auntie should have custody of me until end of high school, "to get me away from the source of the anxiety".
>TBC

>A few months pass
>She probably feels guilty over the dildo thing plus conflicted now that I'm going to be there long term
>I just WANT HER but I'm not going to push too hard
>At first anyway
>By the time I'm MOSTLY better with the vaginismus I decide to make a move
>She's at breakfast in her robe
>I come out with my robe open
>Shoot the breeze like nothing's amiss
>Eat breakfast, talk about my day ahead
>Auntie's poker face is impressive but she's still staring
>"...you know you shouldn't do that..."
>"It's not like you haven't seen it all before."
>SHIT EATING GRIN, kiss Auntie dead on the lips before I head off.
>Two nights pass
>I can hear her getting off one evening
>Go to her bedroom
>Door is unlocked
>Let myself in
>She moves to cover herself
>I fucking pounce on her and kiss her.
>She's still reluctant but it doesn't last
>Given that she's basically been trying to seduce me since a month after I got here there's no surprise there
>Kissing turns to licking
>We eat each other out, finger each other
>No toys used - think she was still nervous about that
>Still feels fucking awesome
>Fall asleep together
>Morning comes
>"...we can't make that a regular thing. You know that, right?"
>"I know. But that doesn't mean we can't do it at all... right?"
>"...we'll see."
>Time passes
>I get a boyfriend
>Sex with Auntie ceases though we still tease each other on occasion
>Break up after two months
>We trib each other into oblivion a week later
>Freshman year sucks in retrospect, Sophomore year is worse
>I have sex with a guy, get knocked up, Auntie is there for me with ASTOUNDINGLY sound advice the whole time.
>End up miscarrying before I can get an abortion or decide to keep it
>Auntie's there for the whole aftermath
>There when I express my issues with what I want to do with my life, my problems with my past, issues with my identity in general...
>Junior year is better
>TBC

Before you continue, we're going to need to see some tits with a timestamp that has a Pepe drawing on it.

based auntie
seconding this

i third this

>Summer before Senior year
>We decide we need a proper vacation
>Get a place on the beach in Florida
>Two months of sun and sand
>Was supposed to have a friend come with us but she backed out
>I knew she would
>That's why I invited her
>Want this time with just Auntie
>First night we're watching sun set on the beach
>I thank her
>Tell her that in the three years I've been with her, she's been a better parent to me than my parents ever were
>"I thought I kind of failed at parenting, really."
>"Why?"
>She gives me a weird look
>"No, really."
>"We've fucked."
>"So you failed at not fucking me and succeeded at literally everything else. That's still like a 95%."
>She cracks up.
>I crack up.
>We cuddle
>"...can I call you 'Mom'?"
>She kisses my forehead
>"Sure thing, kiddo."
>"Can I call you 'mommy' when we're having sex?"
>"How did I know that was coming."
>Not a question
>She loves it
>Roll on top of her
>Kiss her deeply
>Hands in her bottoms
>No one here knows us and if I care about anyone catching us the moment is too perfect
>We fuck out there in the open
>And when we get back to the beach house
>And pretty much nonstop for the rest of the vacation.
>And for the next few years.
Thirteen years later and Mom's still a regular lover of mine. We got into the BDSM scene together, discovered our respective niches, found out how we worked together and how we didn't, found other lovers, and eventually ended up in a weird little polyamorous puppy pile. Sorry if this focused on the weird shit more than the fappable bits, but the weird shit is a lot more interesting than the Ikea erotica I'm capable of writing.

>basic dildo.
>extra batteries.
you mean vibrator? you fucking pleb.
Kill yourself.

I have some pretty distinctive tattoos. A tit shot would be enough to identify me, and then I'd pretty much screw myself and Mom over. So no. Also fuck Pepe and Kek, Longcat will rise again.

hot as fuc desu

pics?

haha mad a oldfag to boot

god speed based lesbro

then post ass

Maximumkek

Catfished a guy into jerking off to his sister once. Pic related

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We don't believe you bitch.

Yoink.

how'd that happen?

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MOOORRREEEE

Second

Is there a version of this with sound?

Dear God I hope so!!

At least give us something.

Well this post makes me happiest. Longcat indeed.

Love that you had a great time and ended up happy. This is proper Sup Forums

Have a story.

:( but I already read it and became diamonds

Nice

Do it. Get drunk with her and fuck the shit out of her

Not worth it. If people found out it'd be gg no re

I've cucked my cousin out to many men on Craigslist and I've encouraged her to be a slut. She is now a total whore and I've trained her very well shes said. She sucks cock and gets fucked hard I have many videos and pics of her encounters. She wanted to marry me and have kids with me but I cheated on her and I have a kid now with my high school crush. I still get her to send me pictures and videos and she does. I go to glory holes and porn theaters and let guys suck me off.

When I was like 9 years old my then-14 year old cousin showed me his cock when we were alone at his place, he then pushed me onto a bed and rubbed his dick on my buttcrack till he came, I have rarely seen him since.

>has videos
>hasn't posted links

You know what to do.

Never said i posted the videos just have them. Still mining for more until the well well dries up.

Saw her nudes online, used them on snapchat as a different name. He said he realized it was her when he saw a thr bathroom pic but he still kept going with it for a bit, so he totally knew that it was his sister and kept jacking it. Theres a video to but i dont know how to make webms

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Fucking share, nigger!

She's fat with big tits but wants to fuck a dog and she would be down for a guy fucking her while 5 are watching. I have textfree and I act like someone else to get the ones she won't show me.

Lol niggers will nig. I've posted her pics on here before and she actually posted some she took after I showed her I posted them but she didn't think it was me.