G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I have no excuse tbh

Aww, wouldn't u love for someone to actually listen to ur dumb ass

A) It's Saturday
B) These threads usually start with a nice porn GIF

Why would I kill myself?

Picking up my fwb in an hour, hoping to get laid

My parents are still alive. Dont wantnto hand them an other burden to regret.

Because my life started getting quite nice recently, I'm no longer depressed, have good chances with a girl I know and have found very good friends who will always be there

good points.
g'luck. have fun.
good consideratio.
thats awesome.

Because I am too poor to afford store brand bleach to drink

Gf, job, house, family, friends, 2 side chicks, scotch, weed.

No complaints here.

I voted for Trump, life is good.

Having a good time at the moment OP

Wife, child, nice house, job I love, make a different in the community, not rich but comfortable, great friends, small but close family, sunny day.

nice dubs tho.
all of that is awesome.
is it? seems like it's going bad for him right now.
thats' gr8.
that's cool.
happy marriage?

dumb thread

I've actually am glad that I'm still getting turned on by regular porn now I've been jerking off to furry shit

i just might, who knows

I've actually am glad that I'm still getting turned on by regular porn now I've been jerking off to furry shit still thinking about suicide by cop

the dumbest.
dreams are good.
i'm happy for u too.
hope not.

no particular reason

Yeah, umm... aside from the pain it will cause those close to me 9 fucking reason.

Litterally done living. Gave up on my hopes and dreams. Got an okay job. Gonna work, come home, watch tv till i die sad and old.

0 desire to live and cant even be motivated to give the slightest fuck. I am pretty much already dead . Just havent checked out and made my family break down ever 5 minutes for weeks on end.

i hope you find your motivation for living again soon user.
what's your plans today? perhaps you should do something different than you usually do. shake up your routine a bit.

...

these are funny to you?

yes

No plans. Maybe ride around in my hotrod in the sun before i lose my liscense next month for a dui.

Cant drink cause im on bond btw

So either ride around sweating my miserable dick off, stare at people while they drink and have fun, or piss my wife off and not go do whatever gay sgit she wants to do.

Thanks for the positivity bro. And not tryibg to be a sadsack faggot.

Im just done.

have a great day.

I just tried trolling on Sup Forums in another thread. I was expecting it to be seen through immediately but it's still going. Also life's not as bad as you think it is.

Hi Sup Forums

My gf of 7 years left me like 4 months ago. She started hanging out with some whore whom she fell in love with and did sexual things, just when she left me and for like 2 months. She was depressed, went to see a psychiatrist (she has borderline personality disorder) for al her problems. I beat her some years ago (not just once, but a couple of times), because I had anger issues. I went to see a psychologist and I think I got over that anger issues.
We started seeing each other like 2 months ago and she seemed to be happy for being with me again. Then like 2 weeks ago she started being indifferent and apathic some days, some days she was cool. I was starting grow tired of all this shit. We talked last thursday and I said I had enough of this instability and told her that I want to just get away from her (I really love her and this was a tough decision), but she stopped me and told me to give her time. When we started hanging out like 2 monts ago, she asked the same thing, but I really never gave her time. She said that in 3 or 4 weeks she will come to mi with an answer, either we make up or break up definitely.
I forgave her for cheating on me with another whore and moved on (she doesn't speak with that whore anymore), and then this shit.

On the other hand, I'm doing great on my job and have a loving family and friends. However, I feel empty inside. My chest hurts, I cannot breathe right, at times of the day I can't focus.

And this is the first time of my life that I'm thinking that I would be better dead.

wow, those quads tho.

Doing not so bad yourself I see.

dubs are great, not as good as quads tho.

Because I just woke up a while ago, you moron.

congrats on making it to see another day.

dui story?

FIRST TIME lmfao

Bitch i wake up EVERYDAY thinking of 50 ways to kill myself, AND THAT'S EVEN ON A GOOD DAY

I've woken up beside basically models and then all of a sudden, here it comes shit shit, BOOM, SLIT THROAT WHILS FALLING 15STORIES, CUT EVERY VEIN, VISUALIZE MY NECK OPENING AND THE BLISS OF NOT HAVING TO DEAL WITH SHIT WASH OVER ME AS MY BLOOD CASCADES DOWN MY CHEST

Everyday, 26 years, consider yourself lucky, but i have no telent for cheaters, maybe if she cheated f2f but if it was another guy, byebye, I'm very selfish in my vindication, i would tell me kids their mommy is a whore and continue being the best father in the world

Relent*

Have a good life, good job, good family, good wife, good pet, all bills are paid for and bought an oculus rift and like $200 worth of games yesterday because just about all my income is disposable now. No kids.

Think that covers it.

i hope ur situation improves.
those are all great things. Congrats on them.

I don't really want to tbh

I have enough shit to occupy my life

What about you, user? Why do you ask? Are you having a rough go?

because I still want to see if something good happens before I do it.

This damn guitar behind me.

Because in a week I can have raw sex. After that, I don't know, I'll probably just hang a little bit more like I usually do until something good happens

got a hockey game at 9

that's great u have shit.
i ask mostly out of habit now.
I'm doing ok. about to hit the gym and workout.
not having a rough go right now, but i have ups and downs in my life like everyone else.
thanks for asking.
me too.
what is it playing?
enjoy the raw sex.
hope you win.

bc all 4 months me and my 4 friends wait at the clubs with our car and rape some slutty drunk girls, this month started again

I have a lot of sex tbh with many different girls
but...somehow I feel there's still something missing.. I even have a gf..
Lets just keep on waiting for something good.

Chick I'm cheating with works today.
No chance to fuck but will grope her cunt a bit and make her cum.

I have beautiful wife and 7 kids. I'm a blessed man.