I have an idea:
Let's create a mock charity organization called, "Fidget Spinners for the Homeless."
Pretend to collect thousands of dollars to buy fidget spinners for homeless people.
Liberals will be pissed that we are wasting money on trash toys instead of food.
Conservatives will be pissed we're giving jobless layabouts a toy that encourages laziness.
Enjoy the lulz as it trends.
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>???
>actually collected tons of $$$
>actually buy fidget spinners for homeless
>they look at what you've given them
>???
>we just trolled homeless people on top of everything
I like this idea;
What if we started a campaign that fidget spinners are the ultimate symbol of male dominance and had a bunch of fake SJW pages describe how the spinning triggers them and what not.
Best case scenario, lulz and we end a stupid fad/
Worst case scenario lulz and a trended hashtag.
#Fidgetsinfringeonmyrights
Or why don't we actually do something productive and actually go through with it?
yeaaaah! But we have to launch this counter-campaign against our own at the right time
something about fidget-manspreading or something
You sir have creative skills! I love the idea! This is so much better than the Arm the Children with AR-15s Charity (to prevent kidnapping) I started a few years ago.
Suddenly, homeless people on street corners are holding cardboard signs with one hand and fidget spinning with the other
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C'mon...I like to troll as much as the next person, and I applaud your efforts at getting attention. But could you please go fuck yourself and take this to /r/?
Anybody good with video skills? We could make a promotional video??
That would effectively prevent kidnappings though....
Would suggest a smaller weapon though.
As there are many guns small enough, and easy enough to fire, for small handed children.
Good thinking
daggers
all promo material is hobbits at kindergarten
Hence why it didn't work out....something about putting dangerous weapons in the hands of children. What about machetes? Or samarai swords?!
I like this idea
Already got a basis of a poster, rate?
geeniyus
GREAT!
We also need to talk about veterans!
Hrm... Vets are helped by spinning! Helps calm them with PTSD.
About 11% of the adult homeless population are veterans.
WHY SHOULD WE DENY OUR HEROES A FIDGET SPINNER?
Need some hashtags now
#EntertainTheHomeless
#ffth fidgets for The homeless
Im surprised theres no "not your personal army" replies yet.
This is the funner idea. SJWs would actually start to believe fidget spinners are misogynistic.
#SpinItAround
#Fidget4Veterans
Rolling
I hope you're having a good summer
Second poster!
Some gay speech:
Here at Fidget Spinners for the Honeless, we believe in peace, love, unity, and, most importantly, equality. That is why the Fidget Spinner is going to become the next universal symbol for unity! Bringing all of the classes of American as one, to spin together.
I am.
>"Spinning takes up so much room!"
#ManSpinners
>"I can't take my eyes off his spinner!"
#FidgetIsRape
How about #SpinForPoverty
hahahaha!
#YesAllSpinners
> #nodrugs
for real?!
Made a discord to discuss ideas. Just put xcHNmmp.
#LetsAllSpinTogether
Mexicans, Europeans, Asians, Pacific Islanders, Americans, and even Australians can enjoy fidget spinners together.
>Never, ever mention black people.
>If someone asks, "What about black people?" redirect them to basketballs
this is such a fucking great idea.
This is good.
This is the best thing Sup Forums could do since years
no drugs, hahaha
I like
This
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bamp, this is fuckn perfect haha
Seems people like my SpinForPoverty.
#NoSpinnersInMySafeSpace
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Who takes the money?
How about we make a Change .org post, and link a GoFundMe
Whichever user will actually go out and buy fidget spinners with it
also, someone with acquaintances who will deliver the bags and allow you to record
also, put the spinners in bags so the homeless and the givers have no idea what is happening until it does
go to a food donation line, wait outside, hand bags of spinners to people
or donate spinners to an actual organization that will be very confused.
Imagine a rep from Doctors Without Borders opening hundreds of bags of fidget spinners
10/kek
have you forgotten where you are?!
this idea has potential.
Will some faggot please start a kickstarter (or whatever crowdsource thing is cool in 2017) for this?
Well, you can start by offing yourself on cam for us.
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i dont have alot of money but i do live in a piss poor part of baltimore city with lots of homeless. if theres any way i can contriboot, lemme know
damn I thought you were about to ask for a fidget spinner
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nah im not that autistic..or poor for that matter. hell im just happy im white
We don't really buy fidget spinners in the end you dumb nigger
Whoever claims the cash will spend it on more doritos to eat and more monster to drink while shitposting on Sup Forums
The trick is just to blend them.
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Tfw this shit accidentally works and 4chin saves thousands of homeless vets making America Trump again
or we could actually buy them, trick a YouTuber into passing them out, make him feel like he actually helped people
i guess im sorry for assuming b was still funny
This is just cancerous enough to make it work.
We should write of out message that seems perfectly ordinary displaying the topic and idea of the charity that can later be highlighted or decoded to show that we hid a message in it that said initially before thecharity started that we are doing this just to prove how fucking stupid people are.
this. this is kinda what i assumed would happen. or something of the like
Yes. user. Yes.
We take everyones money and then troll them after we take it
make a thread boi
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yesss
Also, we should add a "challenge" like the ice bucket challenge, asking people to donate.
Something like, spin around in place and make yourself dizzy then balance a pencil on your hand or some other gross motor task.
the challenge can't involve actual spinners because it needs to be easy for anyone to do, and not everyone has a spinner
For example, almost everyone has access to ice and a bucket, which is why that challenge worked
#SpinForPoverty
No one will believe this sshit losers. It's too stupid.
so guys, here's the plan
1. someone makes the group twitter
2. spread a hashtag, posters, etc. on social media
3. begins to trend. real people begin to comment
4. hide our tracks
5. ???
6. laughter and move on
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sounds good. we also need a crowdfunding page. someone get on this shit
Damn this is a good idea.
Someone get of their ass and do it
you have been chosen
here you go guys
twitter.com
nice trips
good work, follow homeless and veteran associations
tweet the fliers
#Fidgets4Homeless
righto.
what hashtag have we decided on?
This shit has potential
We need the niggers and sand niggers of Sup Forums to take picture of them holding fidgets spinners for our use.
alright guys, twitterfag here.
follow up guys, and spread #fidget4homeless. this could actually happen.
#Spin4Charity
You reckon we can start a kick-starter project?
do it do it do it do it
YES
"Allowing the homeless of America to enjoy a fidget spinner."
hahaha. I laughed so hard. Just the concept is funny!
Fuck yes
Put me in screencap. J5
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the homeless don't want fidget spinners.
they need em
>TOP FUCKING KEK
who ratted me out wtf