Hey Sup Forums would you fuck me?

Hey Sup Forums would you fuck me?

I'll fuck your throat till your eyes pop out.

Si, yo want fuck

Is that so?

I would drag my dick through half a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie

yes

you re nice op

how soft are your breasts?

you need an ego boost or something?

Go to a bar wearing less then usual and get picked up properly you damned slut

were you born with a penis?

the only difference between cuck threads and this, is that op is pretending to be a female. Everyone in this thread is a faggot

Bet it's a trap

Is that even a question? Hells yes I'd fuck you

Si, but yo needo time stampo

Yes I would. But you'd have to obey me.

Thank you

Very but i have small tits

Sort of

No

You are right

Kekked.

Yeah you'd get destroyed

that could be arranged, couldn't it?

If you want to see the obvious jew-bashing, go to Sup Forums (since you are wearing a david's star I assumed so for a moment)

But all ideologies aside: Tits or GTFO

this

>No
that's really good news.

btw the answer is: basically everyone would happily fuck any human female without regret.

if noone wants to have sex with you, then it could be one everyone of your contacts is in one or more of the following categories:

- he's the usual scared autismo virgincuck 4chanfag

- everyone in town would congratulate him for dating you to the point his oneitis will erase him from her contacts

- he thinks that fapping to a trap isn't gay

- your dad has a shotgun and a few Chads are already dead because he saw them trying to ask you out

TITS and TIMESTAMP.

Look at all the summerfags reply to this shit.

calling this is fake.

tits and timestamp or gtfo

show us your penis with timestamp.

Your life is fake

But my penis is small too

Alright, gotta go, thanks for the boost confidence.

now she goes on a date laughing at the virgins online

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U r lovely, why do you want to be rated from bunch of anons