Why aren't you hanging out with your gf user?

why aren't you hanging out with your gf user?

Don't have one

she just went home

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in between girlfriends right now.

1. She's asleep atm

2 I'm thinking of leaving/trying to replace her anyway

she fell asleep after i pumped a thick load into her tight little asshole

Because I'm about to be balls deep into my wife

She's heading over now. Gonna drink, eat, watch a movie then fug. Shit's cash.

Pics pls

She's on an academic visit to Cambridge in the UK. I'll be visiting her in about a week and and a half.

The wife is at home and I'm at my workplace with the Army in another city

why is she barefoot? disgusting.

You can still be gay user

she left to DM a d&D session an I don't want to see anyone because my cat of 13 years died

because she's pissed at me. she thinks she annoys me.

which, her assuming my thoughts really DOES annoy me.

My parents-in-law can't have kids

She's sleeping beside me right now, mate.

joke thief detected

Or just get a gf

But in reality, I have been talking to this qt boy, who is essentially just me but a couple of years younger (still legal). Seems like being gay would be super easy
Shit, me too, my cat was put down yesterday

Because I'm fucking my neighbors wife while her husband is out of town.

Why she isn't hanging out with me

So they adopted one. Now she is my wife, but she is still at work

>girlfriend
>user

Because I'm in Pennsylvania right now and she's in NC

She's out shopping.
Also, she lives in another country.

She went over to Jo-Ann Fabrics.

And I don't much care for that shop.

Who Are they?

Because I broke up with her 5 years ago.

Im MGTOW.

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runescape>gf

I don't wanna dig her up that's why

Because i took about 3 hits of acid and cant drive.

same reason why you aren't flying your private jet

Those are some nice tittoos, my friend, enjoy your sex with your wife. May good cums and strong ejaculations pleasure your penis, sir

she ended our five year relationship..and started fucking someone else a week later..

>no gf
>alone af
>also no cats
what do

she's cool as fuck. she's rich. she's obedient. she's like clay and I'm molding her.

but I don't feel that... "spark" with her. everything is just so blah. and I hate that feeling.

so I'm at some random bar in some random city hoping to pull some pussy.

she's honestly a great girl. but she's not for me. and I feel like an asshole because there's this great girl that's head over heels for me but I'm like "eh".

what do Sup Forums?

>inb4 post nudes
don't have nudes.

lol no she's not. she's cheating on you. all women are whores.

that's gotta hurt
at least you got some pussy
i am sure one of these days i'm gonna tip the fuck over and die as a kissless virgin

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Sounds fair enough to me, some would say stick with her, since people like that are hard to find, but i;d say there is no point forcing it, and you'll both probably find someone better suited to you

Cause i'm working at the moment, on lunch.

Do whatever you want, you're free

>dating a grandma

i miss the pussy

Restraining order lol

word. she's a great friend. I've never been friends afterwards with girls I've dated. but I'd like to keep this one around.

Because I'm with my wife, and those bitches fight, yo.

>why don't you "hang out" with girls

Because i'm not a girl or gay, whether it's your girlfriend or not doesn't matter. I have no interest in filling my mind with girl opinions and issues unless i want to fuck, then i will be nice and pretend that i do for a short while.

Now you probably think that i hate women, have mental issues with women etc, i don't. I just come from a muslim background and that's how we deal with women. Looking at fertility rates it seems to work much better than how western men deal with their women. They have lost all sense of respect for you by you putting them on their level, "hanging out" with them and so on.

>useless rant confirms Muslims have mental issues

Because I truly hate her.

I don't have one

I'm not sad about it though, monasticism is productive, unlike the "love and fuck" meme you chads have fallen for.

>t. western cuck that dyes his girlfriend's toe nails

>tfw never had one

This.

wtf i think i love muslims now

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Its funny that the muslim is the one who gets it. At least they know equality is a load of shit. Its not like women have anything interesting to say, why hang out with them unless its about sex?

Cringe but real.

>tfw you fell for the meme.

i'm btw.
Legit you don't need a gf to be happy. Pinnacle of happiness is just enjoying what you already have, if God wills you you will find you special one given time and an honest heart.

>dyes
>doesn't understand Western culture (a.k.a. progress)
keep fucking goats, buddy.

>God
>capitalizes god
confirmed for mentally diseased faggot

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>useless rant confirms Muslims have mental issues
>exactly the same rant by 99.99% of Sup Forumstards

Then again, most Sup Forumstards are also retarded.. so it works.

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Get a dog

maybe one day, user... maybe

and that matters in the validity of my argument how?

>gf
no

maybe or maybe not, leave it to fate/probability/chance and just enjoy life in the meantime.

Because I'm too busy fucking your mom.

Oh, and clean your fucking room.

Love, dad.

you believe in god. that's like someone believing in Santa Claus.

GF? well I don't have one. I don't need one. I have my 2D QT3.14 bebis anyway.

Because I need a source for this gif

Surprise anal

Idk why but she reminds me of Cameron Diaz in Charlie's angels

Because I don't have one. Whenever I feel like I need one, I jerk off and that feeling disappears. Funny that.

you still didn't explain how this is at all related to my aforementioned point.

>bu-but you believe in shit i don't!
so fucking what? how autistic do you need to be to be bothered by this?

Believing or not believing in something does not determine the validity of one's arguments nor the validity of the wisdom one can impart, nor the intellectual prowess of an individual. Actions and arguments demonstrate the lack or surplus of these things.

In your case you seem to demonstrate severe retardation with your non-arguments and autistic fixation on little things.

Because I don't have one.. Anymore. Used to though. But that was years ago.

That's Amateur Allure... Don't know the girl.

>in between girlfriends right now.

me too...

>doesn't understand Western culture (a.k.a. progress)

You don't even understand your own culture because pic related is what your "progress" looks like. Your women are progressing from emasculated western men to alpha black and arab men which only proves my initial post.

Also, not my fault english language doesn't have a "person singular" for dye. Arabic is far superior language.

she is sick

Daily reminder that needing a gf to be happy is a meme.

I don't know man.. Why am I not spending time with my GF.. She's great, but she just doesn't do sex. She says it hurts when I penetrate. Thinking of breaking up...

She's in Florida...my wife is here though.

hot trap

ugly too

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Looks like a man

is that you shaggy?

Don't worry, he'll learn to open up his ass for ya'.

God these two are so fucking hot

Because my gf is in Flordia getting back from a cruise.

cuz she's spending my day off work hanging out with her roastie friend

Does she suck?

Coz if you're dating this chick, spending money on her and she AIN'T fuckin' you...

She's next to me taking a nap

She gives pretty good blowjobs. But only when we shower together. Wich is like maybe once a week.