Don't do it Banana!

Don't do it Banana!

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Oh I will. *pokes* I did it.

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I'll tell him he needs to pay you more attentions as soon as he reads my next message.

Goodness, i'd lose hours if not days if I could have fun with that ass and reach around.

I'm (mostly) just joking here for the record :P

Fine. If you don't want him, all for Kez.

DON'T YOU DARE I NEED THE WEM WHINE WHIIINE

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Any britons in this thread?

Just kidding. I don't have a problem with him paying you attention.
In fact I prefer if everyone's happy.
Do British colonies count?

is it horse time?

Nope

YES

AH YIS! OPEN THE PORTALS!

And I don't have a problem with him talking to you... not mostly anyway :D

It's always horse time.
Fine. One day we'll be independent and then you'll be sorry.

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Which colony?

Nice flare!

Well I just told him to pay you more attention. I don't have to have him all the time.
New Zealand.

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hello friends

Are you a qt kiwi?

D-danke schön
Oy

hello!

First time browsing one of these threads in like a month and I popped a boner the moment I saw it lol

Hey there. How's it going?
Depends on your definition. I'm no femboy but I have been called handsome recently.
No problem, now put the knife down.

I think he's trying to figure out how much dick you can fit in your booty

Bit of a lonngshot, butndoes anyine have the short gif/animation of a scalie fucking a fur's ass and giving him a reach around while licking his head? Lost some images and can't seem to find it again.

What knife? I'm... I'm not hiding anything behind my back...

How young is too young when it comes to boyfriends?

Goodness, I apologize for those typos, phones can be such a bother.

I love me some furry incest!

saddle up!

age of consent is the youngest you should go

We passing those shots out?

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Thank God you guys are around, it reminds me why I need him back.

Oh wow, how old is this picture?

Krauti Mercedes has gotten really really fat IRL, his character is getting more and more ridiculous by the day

Whereabouts nz? Wellington reporting in

Ok, cool. I'm just on the limit.

hopefully!

Probably not much. I only just used my first toy and it's the smallest plug I could find. I'll work my way up to bigger things.
It's ok. He said Oh no! so I'm sure you'll be hearing from him soon enough.
Long time no see. How have you been?
Oh cool another kiwi! I'm in New Plymouth.

lol I'll wait over here with my mouth open

Any germans here?

Pretty good. But good news, you won't be hearing from me for quite a while. I'm shipping out in a week.

Hier. =3

But... ok, don't look behond my back though cause I'm not hiding anything there, so don't look

That's fucked up

Someone say banana?

how are you doing?
Hey, how is it going?
not great, luc's grandfather is in extremely bad condition.

What? I'm only 2 years older than him, it seems perfectly fine

Nice, welches Bundesland?

Sie sind eine Peinlichkeit für die deutsche Rasse, obwohl sie bereits ihr eigenes Ende mit dem Flüchtlingsmüll bringen.

That's not good news. I like hearing from you.
Off to Italy was it?
I won't look. I want us to trust each other.
I'm sorry. Do you know what's causing it?

Are you telling me nazis didn't like hot gay yiff?

pretty good!
I take an xl chance e'day

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Doing good, you?
Would you... trust me with a knife? I mean, not that I have one...

Im wunderschönen Bayern. Wie sieht's bei dir aus?

Being a furry is just keeping traditions and an important part of German culture alive. :^)

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Yep. At least I'll have nice scenery. And great food, off the ship. Only officers get good food. They even have their own kitchen.

Im nicht ganz so wunderschönen NRW

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>tfw no bf :'c

Scheiße, ich habe vergessen.
Ja, wissen Sie, hitler mich Homosexuell Furry Sex orgys mit Top-Beamten hatten?

The pug went in nice and easy so I'll be upgrading ASAP.
Of course I would. I just hope you don't mean to hurt me with it. I think we could be good friends.
I wish I could go. I love Italian food and architecture.

*plug
I do not put dogs in my ass.

Google translator sucks

Ok... I'll try to control myself

>NRW
Mein Beileid.

Wie sind die Fellperversen bei dir so drauf? Umfeld brauchbar? Menschenmüll? Oder handhabst du das passiver und bleibst im Internet oder hältst dich gar nur an den Porn?

apparently his grandfather had another stroke. They are thinking he only has a few more weeks to a month to live.
that's good, what are you up to besides just the thread?
it could be better.

Btw, what it the appeal of a plug? Doesn't it feel the same as having a huge shit in there?

you need a stallion

Hitler did most of all stick his dick in Blondie after an hard days work.

I'm still learning. I have to learn a foreign language for my job, so that is all me. Apparently I still need to work on it

Hab bis jetzt noch nicht so häuftig Furries irl getroffen. Letztens war ich mal mit welchen unterwegs, aber die haben nie Zeit. Außerdem sind viele auch verdammt cringy. Yiff mach ich eh nicht, hätte zwar Lust auf 'nen bf aber ich hab relativ hohe Standards. Das macht's unter Furries immer schwierig

I know, grandparents going sick isn't easy. All the strength to you two in the future

You can go to school/university after your dog/furry internet boyfriend fucked you in the ass, so you don't drip

Yay!
That sucks. My heart is with you guys.
I want to put things in my butt. The plug is to make me more flexible so to speak.

How could you get a dog to fuck your ass?

no, it just feels like something big in your ass. They are used for stretching more than anything so I mean. It can feel good if you like size. You can also use it to stop cum coming out after sex, so that too.

I'd recommend just getting a horse dildo and going nuts with it.

Uhhh, ok. I never understand how bottoms orgasm. Like, if they take a huge shit they'll get hard?

Is all cool :3

Aye - ja, Cringe ist fast unvermeidbar. Bin ganz froh, selbst mittlerweile einen exquisiten Kreis an Leuten zu haben, mit denen man sich blicken lassen kann.

Nur aus Interesse - was wären denn die Standarts und die Fetische?

Dog dick > horse dick

thank you, luc is going to really need it I think.
thank you

:O

nah because shitting doesn't feel like dick or a toy.
It's kinda hard to describe the feeling.

Why do you want to keep that shit in you? Just use an enema or od on some exlax mmaximum strength.

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That sounds... painful.

Standards vor allem Charakter, aber auch Aussehen. Man muss halt gut miteinander auskommen. Fetische wären z.B. musk, paws und leichtes bdsm. Aber nichts allzu extremes bin relativ vanilla

Step 1: Get a suitable dog.
Step 2: Get on all fours, present the ass.
Step 3: Get the doggo hard.
Step 4: Get ready for the knot.

We should combine our shitposting powers...

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enema isn't used for sexual pleasure, it's used to clean your ass before using a toy or doing anal. Also shitting doesn't really feel anything like a toy or actual dick. Especially not the diarrhea that exlax causes.