Civ Thread
A group of 2 spics, 2 blacks, 2 jews, 2 whites, and 2 asians land on an island.
Dubs decides.
Trips reverses dubs, quads reverses trips, etc.
Only 2 rerolls per action, becomes negated after the 2nd reroll.
Good luck.
Civ Thread
A group of 2 spics, 2 blacks, 2 jews, 2 whites, and 2 asians land on an island.
Dubs decides.
Trips reverses dubs, quads reverses trips, etc.
Only 2 rerolls per action, becomes negated after the 2nd reroll.
Good luck.
I forgot to put the stats, my bad.
-Unnamed Group-
Population: 10 (5 females, 5 males)
Food: 10/10
Water: 10/10
Intellect: 5
Power: 5
Hunger/water goes down by .5 every update.
Bomb the island because King Kong
Kill and eat the blacks
roll
roll for niggers to be lynched
crucify the jews
reroll
ill roll for this
>if trips jews reproduce
reroll
OP here, each race has a male and a female.
figured as much rolls for OP being on the island
reroll
rerollin again
OP goes on the island (not the same roll faggot)
whites enslave blacks and send them out to look for food and water
i can roll for this
Jews establish a list of fake news to the island
whites reproduce and name is OP
rollllls
where are the dubs fuckinhell
roll
Being stolen by the jews
whites do what they always do
enslave everyone else and make them do all the work for them
OP IS GAY FOR NO DUBS BEIN ROLLED
jews are crucified and the group moves south towards the forest
OP here, make sure to give the group a name too.
mfw the irony
Makes sense.
whites build farms for better food supply and make the blacks work on them
jews steal all the food and water
They find a conch shell that shields the entire island from violence or immorality. They build 5 separate huts and a communal campfire by the beach. They elect an Asian man "Jinjo" leader because he has the most survival experience. He shows the group how to hunt boars in the south forest. The see smoke coming from each of the heart islands.
jews go look for the holy land on one of the clover shaped islands
rr
rolling for this
last reroll
ill roll for this since a jew stole dubs
reroll
group moves south towards the edge of the forest
The spics and news secretly plan to over throw the entire group and become the rulers of the island.
reroll
HOLY FUCK WHERE ARE THE DUBS?!
rr
group travels towards forest where the whites enslave the blacks and make them build huts and work on the farms the whites created
FINALLY
Roll for all the people that arent black gang up on the niggers and bash both of their skulls in with a rock. They then use sharpened stones to cut the meat and cook it over a campfire if one is available. If there is no fire then the meat will be saved until they have a fire or they are out of other available food.
FINALLY
They find out that a billionaire maniac has sent them to the island to perform in Death Races. They each get a dune buggy. The asian woman crashes into the forest on the first lap. She dies impaled on a tree. The others are given food, garages, and mechanic tools.
Reroll
The nigs die because they haven't had any free gibs
Reroll
The group, now named Settlers, travel down to the forest and make the blacks build farms and huts, providing the group with sufficient food.
-Settlers-
Population: 10 (5 females, 5 males)
Food: 10/10 - Carrots
Water: 9.5/10
Intellect: 5
Power: 5
reroll
A lone jew arrives on the top left clove, and begins making his way down to the settlers
niggers kill everyone
make blacks start digging in order to find groundwater, construct a boat to send spics to the shit shaped island in order to see if there are any other settlers
whites pay the spicks with a bit of extra food to find water, asians start developing more advanced tools and technology, the group gets angry with the jews for being useless
OP here, brb. Keep rolling for the dubs.
All races besides jews turn on the blacks, killing them all, Asians and Whites make an alliance of 100+ IQ
reroll
Nvm, false alarm.
rolling
rerolled
this and cut down trees for fire, and start making simple tools like spears, hammers, and knives
reroll
whites, who are in control of the farms (so the food) form an alliance with the spics to find water and clean the huts, and the asians to develop better tools and technology
jews leave in search of the holy land
Reroll
Roll
roll
What are you rolling for, user?
rerolling
roll for OP to spawn on island at the tip of dick
reroll
roll
reroll again
niggers shit loudly
haha nice winrar
Gas the island
OP, the god of all, spawns on the island. He can only be controlled by OP.
-Settlers-
Population: 10 (5 females, 5 males)
Food: 10/10 - Carrots
Water: 8/10
Intellect: 5
Power: 5
-OP-
Food: 10/10
Water: 10/10
Intellect: Has the power of Google
Power: ???
roll
jews leave in search of the holy land and find op. Both the male and female jew mate with him and live together on the tip of the island
OP here, what the fuck? Do you want demi-god jew babies?
fine then
only the male jew mates with op
holy op and all female asians go to the four leafed islands and mate, thus creating a new group.
roll
At least a God of Thieves isn't going to be born.
Only one female Asian, but I appreciate it.
Both niggers get sickle cell anemia, dying.
Reroll
Adios, niggers.
whites have baby, make the male black dig for water while the female continues work on farm, spics do small chores in return of a bit of food while asians develop more advanced tools
The niggers die from sickle cell anemia, leaving their house vacant. The jews use the corpses to fertilize the crops.
OP builds a jew and spic-proof wall.
-Settlers-
Population: 10 (5 females, 5 males)
Food: 10/10 - Carrots
Water: 7.5/10
Intellect: 5
Power: 5
-OP-
Food: 9.5/10
Water: 9.5/10
Intellect: Has the power of Google
Power: ???
The Jews convince the spics to storm the wall, and use their professional wall jumping skills to get over it.
rollingo
Roll
roll for a group of furfags spring up int OPs boarder wall
the girls become feminazis, their only activity is protesting useless shit and hating men
reroll
The Asians make a small bowl out of leaves and twigs and try to find fresh water.
Rollinggggg