Civ Thread

Civ Thread

A group of 2 spics, 2 blacks, 2 jews, 2 whites, and 2 asians land on an island.
Dubs decides.
Trips reverses dubs, quads reverses trips, etc.
Only 2 rerolls per action, becomes negated after the 2nd reroll.
Good luck.

I forgot to put the stats, my bad.

-Unnamed Group-
Population: 10 (5 females, 5 males)
Food: 10/10
Water: 10/10
Intellect: 5
Power: 5

Hunger/water goes down by .5 every update.

Bomb the island because King Kong

Kill and eat the blacks

roll

roll for niggers to be lynched

crucify the jews

reroll

ill roll for this
>if trips jews reproduce

reroll

OP here, each race has a male and a female.

figured as much rolls for OP being on the island

reroll

rerollin again

OP goes on the island (not the same roll faggot)

whites enslave blacks and send them out to look for food and water

i can roll for this

Jews establish a list of fake news to the island

whites reproduce and name is OP

rollllls

where are the dubs fuckinhell

roll

Being stolen by the jews

whites do what they always do
enslave everyone else and make them do all the work for them

OP IS GAY FOR NO DUBS BEIN ROLLED

jews are crucified and the group moves south towards the forest

OP here, make sure to give the group a name too.

mfw the irony

Makes sense.

whites build farms for better food supply and make the blacks work on them

jews steal all the food and water

They find a conch shell that shields the entire island from violence or immorality. They build 5 separate huts and a communal campfire by the beach. They elect an Asian man "Jinjo" leader because he has the most survival experience. He shows the group how to hunt boars in the south forest. The see smoke coming from each of the heart islands.

jews go look for the holy land on one of the clover shaped islands

rr

rolling for this

last reroll

ill roll for this since a jew stole dubs

reroll

group moves south towards the edge of the forest

The spics and news secretly plan to over throw the entire group and become the rulers of the island.

reroll

HOLY FUCK WHERE ARE THE DUBS?!

rr

group travels towards forest where the whites enslave the blacks and make them build huts and work on the farms the whites created

FINALLY

Roll for all the people that arent black gang up on the niggers and bash both of their skulls in with a rock. They then use sharpened stones to cut the meat and cook it over a campfire if one is available. If there is no fire then the meat will be saved until they have a fire or they are out of other available food.

FINALLY

They find out that a billionaire maniac has sent them to the island to perform in Death Races. They each get a dune buggy. The asian woman crashes into the forest on the first lap. She dies impaled on a tree. The others are given food, garages, and mechanic tools.

Reroll

The nigs die because they haven't had any free gibs

Reroll

The group, now named Settlers, travel down to the forest and make the blacks build farms and huts, providing the group with sufficient food.

-Settlers-
Population: 10 (5 females, 5 males)
Food: 10/10 - Carrots
Water: 9.5/10
Intellect: 5
Power: 5

reroll

A lone jew arrives on the top left clove, and begins making his way down to the settlers

niggers kill everyone

make blacks start digging in order to find groundwater, construct a boat to send spics to the shit shaped island in order to see if there are any other settlers

whites pay the spicks with a bit of extra food to find water, asians start developing more advanced tools and technology, the group gets angry with the jews for being useless

OP here, brb. Keep rolling for the dubs.

All races besides jews turn on the blacks, killing them all, Asians and Whites make an alliance of 100+ IQ

reroll

Nvm, false alarm.

rolling

rerolled

this and cut down trees for fire, and start making simple tools like spears, hammers, and knives

reroll

whites, who are in control of the farms (so the food) form an alliance with the spics to find water and clean the huts, and the asians to develop better tools and technology

jews leave in search of the holy land

Reroll

Roll

roll

What are you rolling for, user?

rerolling

roll for OP to spawn on island at the tip of dick

reroll

roll

reroll again

niggers shit loudly

haha nice winrar

Gas the island

OP, the god of all, spawns on the island. He can only be controlled by OP.

-Settlers-
Population: 10 (5 females, 5 males)
Food: 10/10 - Carrots
Water: 8/10
Intellect: 5
Power: 5

-OP-
Food: 10/10
Water: 10/10
Intellect: Has the power of Google
Power: ???

roll

jews leave in search of the holy land and find op. Both the male and female jew mate with him and live together on the tip of the island

OP here, what the fuck? Do you want demi-god jew babies?

fine then

only the male jew mates with op

holy op and all female asians go to the four leafed islands and mate, thus creating a new group.

roll

At least a God of Thieves isn't going to be born.

Only one female Asian, but I appreciate it.

Both niggers get sickle cell anemia, dying.

Reroll

Adios, niggers.

whites have baby, make the male black dig for water while the female continues work on farm, spics do small chores in return of a bit of food while asians develop more advanced tools

The niggers die from sickle cell anemia, leaving their house vacant. The jews use the corpses to fertilize the crops.
OP builds a jew and spic-proof wall.

-Settlers-
Population: 10 (5 females, 5 males)
Food: 10/10 - Carrots
Water: 7.5/10
Intellect: 5
Power: 5

-OP-
Food: 9.5/10
Water: 9.5/10
Intellect: Has the power of Google
Power: ???

The Jews convince the spics to storm the wall, and use their professional wall jumping skills to get over it.

rollingo

Roll

roll for a group of furfags spring up int OPs boarder wall

the girls become feminazis, their only activity is protesting useless shit and hating men

reroll

The Asians make a small bowl out of leaves and twigs and try to find fresh water.

Rollinggggg