-Civilization Thread-
-Mesa de Autismo-
hosted by Xela~
RULES:
>First dubs after update decides what happens to civ. ALL OTHER DUBS OR TRIPS AFTER ARE IGNORED
>if 69 is rolled, misfortune of OP's choice happens instead of roll
>if first dubs happen to be trips or greater then fortune for civ + granted roll
OP doesn't let his civ die easy
>Population:5
>Resources: 25 (-5 per update)
>Mood: optimistic for new beginnings
Usually the first get sets the tone for the rest of the night. try to prosper
shameless self bump
find 1 gold
almost
RE RILL FOR JUSTICE
find nothing
that would have been funny
God descends and builds mansions for each person and increases the resources to max limit.
GO DICE ROLL
Would you look at that?
>>boring roll
Use your resources to build a tower to god and fist him in his fairy ass
OP deliver
Sup Forumsrother, wait until the update.
God descends and gives each mesa their own respective Mansion and mana from heaven.
>Population:5
>Resources: 9999 (-5 per update)
>Mood: bless up
a new island of niggers is born
a virus strikes the nation
>>targets only men
RR
Start prostituting the female villagers
ROLLING
I DEMAND TO RE ROLL SOME DOUBLE-LOONIES
Attack the nearest village and steal their shit
>>shrek falls from the sky except hes a giant (13 feet)
The people of the village are part bunny, meaning that they fuck super hard and fast, increasing the population by 100.
>implying shrek isn't already 13 feet
Rolling, but for cat-girls instead.
new Mesa of feminazis, they are useless and their only activity ever is protest for stupid stuff
reroll
Would you look at that?
reroll
Bunnygirls, he we come.
This particular group of people are actually part bunny. Super horny and spawn 95 more mans!
>Population:100
>Resources: 9899 (-100)
>Mood: where da white bitches at
rr and leaves a giant crater
reroll
A shrine to Kek is created, giving the civilization Kek's blessing of infinite gold.
RR
Reroll
roll
Would you look at that?
A shrine is erected to the lord of Kek
Prosperity for all inhabitants and unlimited wealth for all.
>Fortune
Peace amongst the two mesas are keeping things bright in the future
>>Population:100
>>Resources: ---
>>Mood: Kek
a cock meteor destroys right island
The two mesas fuse to create a giant tower to the moon, giving more land to the bunnypeople.
reroll
roll
Would you look at that?
OP, I really like the pixel style you have going on. Not sucking you off right now, but it's an interesting take on the Civ threads.
The two mesa fuse together. It destroys one mansion, but is a small price to pay for one small step of man. Bunnyman.
>Population:100
>Resources: ---
>Mood: fly me to the moon
Lol
I literally look at other civ threads like "come on dude, do better."
the bunnies on the left mesa turn red and become a communist dictatorship, with huge military power
The bunnypeople colonize the moon successfully, turning the mesa into a place like in Elysium.
reroll
nigger-Hitler appears and become the leader of the bunnypeople
reroll
Roll
Mesa combines with moon, creating the Moonsa.
OP here, Might bail, kinda tired, and its slow. I might be back tomorrow night.
yea I gotta go, I'll see you guys later sorry for this