Just a reminder that Australians are literally the worst fucking people even in real life. >American studying at University of Sydney doing masters degree >I ask someone where the bathroom is in my class >He says "Don't you mean dunny can?" >I question what that is >He starts telling everyone around me that I don't know what dunny can is >Literally half the class is now pointing and laughing at me >Other students proceed to say other bullshit words asking if I know when I clearly don't know the inbred speech
Do not ever come to this shithole. I made a big mistake picking this place to study.
obviously youre some daft brown cunt that makes a fuss over everything so they are making a point of fucking with you
doesnt even know what a dunny can is soft cock
Tyler Clark
To act as little weights and keep the hat on your head if you need to run away from any of Australia's lovable fauna.
Robert Ward
Typical American, go to a country and make no effort to learn anything about it. Get upset when locals laugh at you. FFS it's even mentioned in Crocodile Dundee. No wonder nobody likes you. ( I don't mean all Yanks, just you)
Nathaniel Brown
Case and point. Not only assholes in real life but also assholes on here.
The only exceptions are Asians here but they are also bullied by Australians.
Aaron Edwards
>you mean dunny can Honestly I would have just said "yea that" and he probably would have shown you
Jayden Wright
A friendly tip to a Burger; ask for the toilet not a bathroom.
Hudson Bailey
Nice meme
Seriously though I have been to truck stops where the men and woman's toilets are so obscurely named that any non regular almost always walks into the wrong one.
Lucas Long
>asking for toilet not a bathroom This is impolite and a sign that the person is uneducated.
William Smith
Designated Dunny Street is the preferred nomenclature
Jackson Richardson
>Implying most of us aussies are educated. C'mon mate, he's at a university surrounded by fucking morons.
Elijah White
You fool, you should have asked where the Indian ghetto was.
Alexander Martin
>get to back of truck stop to use restroom in Scotland >two doors >both have a stick figure wearing a skirt
Mason Nguyen
The proper response is "Ya wanna go cunt? Outside now!".
Cooper Hall
DESIGNATED
Levi Cook
You mean Native American right?
Andrew King
is this a sexual thing?
Joshua Bennett
HAHAHAH LOOK NAT THIS FUKKEN DRONGO CUNTS, HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUKKEN DUNNY CAN IS
TYPICAL YANK SHIRTLIFTER
Jaxon Gomez
bathroom bath room bath room a place you go to bath hows it going mate i want to have a bath direct me to the nears room that has a bath please
Mason Ward
>dunny can it's just dunny, if you're going to shitpost at least do it right you fucking burger
Benjamin Cook
>white person >Sydney
0/10
Levi Sullivan
I bet you don't even know how to use the three seashells.
lmao
Connor Diaz
Underage and B&
You should have asked where you cold drop off your steaming abbo
Jack Nelson
I bet the immigrants have eaten all of yours
Logan Foster
POO
Jace White
Native Americans in Australia? I suppose they must have escaped from the zoo
Jaxon Cook
Great, the Isle of Pakistan is chiming in.
Luke Reyes
The self-respecting ones aren't
Dominic Brown
الله أكبر
Jordan Richardson
Yeah, keep brushing that tooth, Britbong.
Mason James
Die
Elijah Phillips
>USyd >people not desperately trying to be and act british
your story is full of more bullshit than your throat
Grayson Scott
Sorry Tyrone
الموت لل كفار
Oliver Phillips
Coming from someone who's lost two wars and is being invaded by goat herders.
Benjamin Russell
Australians are just SLAVES DOWN UNDER
Jack Anderson
>bathroom You see any baths in the dunny? no there is just a dunny. So why call it a twice removed inaccurate sissy name like washroom? You were lucky we didn't deck ya.
Zachary Phillips
Sorry pal, but you're the waiters to the world. Come back when you can defecate in a manner fitting humanity.
Carter Sanders
If you can't figure it out by the context you're an idiot and deserve to be laughed at.
Still aussies and their made up words.
Alexander Wood
>be me in America >need to poo in loo >remember though! Americans poo in baths >"excuse me, where is the...bath...room?" >"right this way sir" >go to the bath room >every stall has a bath
Americans take their shit seriously
Josiah Rogers
>You will be a Superpower™ by 2020
Joshua Cooper
oh wow, straya is way to hardcore...
ask them why they are letting their little barrier reef die? that should shut them up.
Levi Howard
This is you.
Sebastian Anderson
He doesn't want directions to Centrelink
Blake Sullivan
If Musk comes through on the shit powered car then TATA buys the design it might happen
Matthew Ramirez
> mfw English is not even my first language > mfw I learned what a dunny can is in elementary school
Wyatt Ross
I would love to have a midwife take care of my poo as I give birth to it in the bath.
Benjamin Cook
>so many white servants
Ayden Ward
>Centrelink lel
Sebastian Sanders
what a drongo, amirite lads? haha nah you're alright cobba
Kevin Campbell
Honestly, 90% of the Australians at my university are literally pussies. They would not stand a chance in America. They would be considered betas.
But the tradesman in Australia are another matter. They are "hardcore" as you put it. I would not fuck with them.
Julian Wright
White Australia policy is in effect and applies retrospectively, everyone else is going to need to drink bleach just like the coloured coral cunts.
Josiah Thompson
Amerilards are probably too big for loos, had to upgrade to baths
Evan Turner
coming from someone who had to be saved by america.... TWO TIMES!
Asher Garcia
It's fucking alf ramsey,ya flaming galare.
Ryan Phillips
>They would not stand a chance in America. t. American complaining how hard Aus lyfe Is
Nolan Allen
>inbred speech It's called slang, you cunt.
Gavin Bennett
you literally cannot handle the banter
Asher Price
It's called "the restroom" in polite society you filthy animals.
Anthony Hughes
M8 we have a highly developed culture. If u wanna come here u better learn to do things our way.
Joseph Morris
Anyone taken a look at beth on babestation?
Christian Smith
I used to live by an Aussie here and would see him at the bar once in a while. He was the biggest dickhead I have ever met in my life.
I once asked him what he did for work and he stood up and started yelling and saying "Don't you EVER ask me what I do for a living again!!" over and over.
It was very strange.
Landon Richardson
kek
Austin Garcia
HAHAHAHAHA, this guy does not know what a dunny can is!
Kayden Clark
>Australian policy
oh so doing things as uneducated as possible?
Jose Clark
>University of Sydney
You went a done gone fucked up son
Nathaniel Johnson
I'll dunny in yer can, m8.
Seriously though, lighten the fuck up and adapt.
Oliver James
Croc bait
Benjamin Stewart
>go to Australia for your masters degree in shitposting >can't handle the banter of the most prestigious shitposting school
Nathan Barnes
> Where is the toilet? > The bogs just up the corridor. > Wut iz thiz bOg? ...the thing you just asked about.
People like you are deleterious.
And tell your Jamaican neighbors if they talk in a thick Jamaican accent not to get pissy with me because they can't take a cue from those around them.
Matthew Ward
>Don't you EVER ask me what I do for a living again!!
Chances are, he was a professional shitposter. I'm surprised there wasn't "cunt" thrown in there though. >Free pepe just 4 u
Samuel Edwards
Were your feelings hurt?
Nolan Sanchez
I did this in Norway a while ago OP. Don't worry, they're harmless and you'll get over the culture shock eventually. Just be ready to be a broken socially anxious mess when you move back to the US.
Henry Peterson
>soft cock
Luis Johnson
hahahahaha
>Honestly, 90% of the Australians at my university are literally pussies
you're not wrong
i was visiting a mate at his uni for his presentation because his sheila didnt turn up and not 15 minutes into being there, i had to argue with a couple of limp wristed faggots about how we have no Castle Doctrine laws and how druggie dole bludgers are ruining the country
Nathaniel Richardson
>not joking along with him This is why you get bullied
You could have just said in your best Australian accent >naw cunt i mean the musty danga flusha Then laughed
Probably would have made a friend
Isaiah Parker
That's how you preserve your language. By pointing fingers at those who come from foreign countries refuse to use it.
only if you want to shoot durkies in Afghanistan mate
Asher Reyes
They have to make up words that Abo can understand, it's only natural.
Nathaniel Hill
USYD not UNSW
Adrian Foster
Typical self righteous English fuckhead making a scathing comment assuming that the UK and it's garbage dump relatives (aussie folk) are the center of all civilized life on planet earth and just because you pretentious faggots have been fucking each other's cousins for centuries and that demands anyone and everyone should kiss your asses. You fuckers are rude, no-tipping, arrogant shit talking who can never back it up. Im glad we've evolved away from you fucks..
Christian Johnson
Inshallah, brother, we shall destroy the infidels. Allahu akbar!
Isaiah Reed
Like the white race in your country?
Xavier Miller
>>I ask someone where the bathroom is in my class >>He says "Don't you mean dunny can?"
"Yes, that" That's all you had to say. Instead you had to be a douche about it. Everyone has their own dialect, you learn it and adapt.
Dominic Hernandez
typical sensitive american who can't handle some banter
Charles Martinez
Why didn't you just say "Yeah, sure" when he said "don't you mean a dunny can?"
Why even make a big fuss about it?
Robert Scott
And you keep getting spitroasted by Russia and France.
