Alright b get me some nudes

Alright b get me some nudes

Come on Bros she's thirsty she wants it

blew it already with "no problem". You've forced yourself into a corner where you have to send a double message. She's going to pick up on this tactical weakness resulting in you being ignored. Sorry.

lol jk

Try to get her snapchat if you want nudes. Try to get her number if you want to fuck.

This. Fuck the nudes. Go put your dick in her butt.

I'll take that as something dubs decides what I do next I'm dying here

cute eh? what would you like 2 see more of?

Then go from there, send her shit,then escalate

post your wins

Keep it going

Bump

Do you prefer being eaten out or eating in?

Come on I'm waiting for you faggots to reply I'm just keeping this conversation going for anyone to make a suggestion

Reroll for this

I'm a pretty good masseuse, I'm pretty good with my hands and working my way around curves

I'll accept that since this thread sucks

Show me dem tittays bITcH

Im dedicated to this thread now b/c I'm curious about if OP will score wins

Come on boys she wants it

I wish you could see my dick right now. It's hard just from thinking about me eating you out.

instant winrar

say, "depends on this dick?" just send that shit lmao

bump

with pic

I will post that I'm just gonna warm her up just a little more for the sake of the thread

Double dubz

Either you got him to score or just fucked his day up lmao

Dont blow this OP

Op don't be a fag just listen to double dubs pussyfoot.

Okay then say this.

I hope I don't weird you out and I'm not looking for a hookup but you have me feeling horny right now.

I'm just waiting on a reply then I'll hit her with the winrar

dont pussy out on us OP

Say "oh well I cook pretty well, especially desert"

This is going to get you lucky.

why do women usually do these 1 word replies

Dunno.

Idk OP, she seems boring and/or uninterested in talking

Turn it sexual

They've got lots of options easier being a slutty chick then slutty guy

idfk its very rare a woman on tinder replies with more than one or two words, it's very hard to keep a conversation going with them

because they're talking to a dozen different dudes at once, gotta be short otherwise it takes too much time.

Alright even though she just got out of work and is probably going home now as she said above I will still give to my Sup Forumsrethren

so they don't seem interested

I like to think of my little sister while I am masturbating and you look quite like her.

It's a beta test. Betas usually stumble and start to become annoying which is her cue that he can't create a conversation so the actual one on one date will end up falling flat.

[Verse Two]
Knock knock, who's there? It's me
Wonderin why you're not naked
Know knock, who's there? Me again!
Still wonderin why you're not naked
I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say
No I don't have feelings, cause feelings are gay
Something something in the month of May
Bitches love my penis cause it's really big
Girls' brains are much stupider than men's are
So they should always listen to us cause we're smart
Women are only good for three things
Cooking, cleaning... and vaginas

Same.

rerolling for this

We're waiting op

How do you feel about a threes one with me and my mom?

STOP WITH THE FUCKING L O L

Touché

Tell her to hurry the fuck up op

Tell her that she looks like a young betty white

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They must not be into you then cuz most girls aren't like that dude hahah sorry

>Give excuses to ask for her number
user that's beta af, don't make excuses to ask someone's number.

Tell her that you're on your way to her house

can i stick my dick in your ass?

TRIPS

This. Seems completely immature and childish to me. Although that may just be cause I'm old

Op fucked it up again

legendary trips

WINRAR

If Sup Forumstards can get you laid then it's true that looks are everything

dubbs for this please

DELIVER OP

Op is over

op.......

Fake, he texted someone not her

K E K

She has yet to reply to the last two there's no point yet at least

Spiderman thread. Op fucked it

...

Roll

Consecutive trips

L

I didn't fuck anything niggers I was waiting on a reply should I ask to stick my dick in her ass am I forced to now?

You fucked it op

>Ask for pics you

O_O

Op do my winrar now

Op fucked it up again

No coming back now OP you seem like a rapist

cause i'm a desperate virgin please take my virginity mommy

WHAT NUMERICAL OUIJA IS THIS?!?!?!

Also, idk what you guys were expecting, we all know OP is a faggot. they always say something they weren't told to say.

reroll

stfu and show me ur tits

cause i'm a desperate virgin please take my virginity mamiiiii

Ftfy

WINRAR

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yess say it op

Say "Soooo wanna get coffee tomorrow?"

Fuck off with your shitty memes

yesss

we have another win for you OP

get

Guys, this is fake. Op is texting from an ap to his real cell. He's playing us.

how about shut the fuck up

Fuck me

hurry up op u slow mfw

then why would he bother taking so long and making everything so unfunny? There isn't that many people paying attention to the thread for it to be worth it to troll lol.