>be me, two days ago >roommate is arabic and behaving like a total retard >every time he's taking a dump he doesn't throw the toilet paper in the toilet, but in plastic bag >tell him to stop it >it's my culture, besides it clogs the toilet blah blah >nobody's walking away from being dick to me >he's always leaving his shampoo bottle on the sink >devise a plan >go to the bathroom, there it is as usual, his shampoo >start masturbating and cum buckets inside >close it and go on with my life >naturally he's showering every day >laugh my ass off every single day >ffw couple of days >come back from work, smelly and filthy as fuck (was working as a garbage man) >I go to the shower, business as usuall >midway through the showering I notice I ran out of shampoo >I really need to wash myself >roomie's cum shampoo is as always on the sink >mfw I had to wash myself with my own cum
Connor Edwards
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Oliver Flores
Am I the one getting played right now? Do I REALLY need to point out that you could have showered without shampoo for one day?
Logan Williams
Hahahaha hahahaha Get wrekt
Julian Ross
I bet your hair looks amazing now
Lincoln Cruz
the water just wasn't gonna cut it
Caleb Fisher
Put bacon in it next time
Leo Wilson
that, or you know, a regular bar of soap
Brayden Moore
>739787866 >regular bar of soap sorry, I do not live in 1960
Lucas Wright
Wait do you wash your body with shampoo?
Bentley Torres
yeah coz its so much more preferable to wash yourself with your own jizz than soap.
Chase Bailey
if i had one
Lincoln Watson
>be degenerate and cum in shampoo >too retarded to buy own shampoo >winds up using cum shampoo because too stupid to have extra product or just skip washing
Karma is a bitch op, and so are you.
Chase Cook
>every time he's taking a dump he doesn't throw the toilet paper in the toilet, but in plastic bag Unless the toilet can't handle it and there's no choice, this is one of the most disgusting and subhuman habits in Western society.
Samuel Martin
If you didn't gather that from the original post, you might be dumber than op.
Jason Rivera
It's so abnormal to me that I had to double check, I take it you're another retard washing yourself with shampoo. Why do you do it?
Logan Rivera
I'm not a savage.
Only fucking primitives go a single day without shampooing their bodies
Parker Rodriguez
like OP said, he is arabic
Jaxson Wood
there it is again... >shampooing their bodies
do you wash your hair with bodywash?
Jackson Brown
how is cum better than no shampoo?
priorities man.
Justin Watson
I don't. I use soap. But I also have a brain and basic reading comprehension skills.
Another part about not being a retard, I understand that body soap and shampoo are basically the same thing, one formulated for hair, the other for skin. You can replace one with the other in a pinch.
Asher Cook
You guys understand that soap is meant to make all insoluble shit rinse away including fat which is something that shampoo wants to retain in the hair right, they are not the same thing
Nathan Miller
A garbage man and a sandnigger eh?
Dylan Rodriguez
sounds like a perfect duo. did the garbage man bring things home for the sandnigger?
Jayden Taylor
You played yourself the minute you started washing your body with shampoo
Asher Morris
It's not done in Western Society. Only in 3rd world countries with shit sewage systems.
Kevin Gray
Are you telling me you DON'T clean your balls with shampoo ?
Nathan Powell
>be me >walking home >guy offers $20 >give benefit of the doubt >tricks me
I still can't believe I let myself fall for it.
Ayden Brown
anyone in this thread ever shove a bar of soap up there ass to clean it ?
Elijah Wilson
Me,I started to do it more and it works pretty well.
Zachary Rivera
What did he trick you into doing?
Jeremiah Ortiz
>ITT: times you played yourself >>be me, two days ago >>roommate is arabic
Ýou already fiucking played yourself cuck
Jonathan Hall
I reach for the $20 but he pulled away at the last minute and sped off
Jaxon Morales
>taking a dump >clogs
Elijah Parker
>can't go without shampoo >literally rub cum all over your own body rather than abstain