ITT: times you played yourself

ITT: times you played yourself

>be me, two days ago
>roommate is arabic and behaving like a total retard
>every time he's taking a dump he doesn't throw the toilet paper in the toilet, but in plastic bag
>tell him to stop it
>it's my culture, besides it clogs the toilet blah blah
>nobody's walking away from being dick to me
>he's always leaving his shampoo bottle on the sink
>devise a plan
>go to the bathroom, there it is as usual, his shampoo
>start masturbating and cum buckets inside
>close it and go on with my life
>naturally he's showering every day
>laugh my ass off every single day
>ffw couple of days
>come back from work, smelly and filthy as fuck (was working as a garbage man)
>I go to the shower, business as usuall
>midway through the showering I notice I ran out of shampoo
>I really need to wash myself
>roomie's cum shampoo is as always on the sink
>mfw I had to wash myself with my own cum

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Am I the one getting played right now? Do I REALLY need to point out that you could have showered without shampoo for one day?

Hahahaha hahahaha
Get wrekt

I bet your hair looks amazing now

the water just wasn't gonna cut it

Put bacon in it next time

that, or you know, a regular bar of soap

>739787866
>regular bar of soap
sorry, I do not live in 1960

Wait do you wash your body with shampoo?

yeah coz its so much more preferable to wash yourself with your own jizz than soap.

if i had one

>be degenerate and cum in shampoo
>too retarded to buy own shampoo
>winds up using cum shampoo because too stupid to have extra product or just skip washing

Karma is a bitch op, and so are you.

>every time he's taking a dump he doesn't throw the toilet paper in the toilet, but in plastic bag
Unless the toilet can't handle it and there's no choice, this is one of the most disgusting and subhuman habits in Western society.

If you didn't gather that from the original post, you might be dumber than op.

It's so abnormal to me that I had to double check, I take it you're another retard washing yourself with shampoo. Why do you do it?

I'm not a savage.

Only fucking primitives go a single day without shampooing their bodies

like OP said, he is arabic

there it is again...
>shampooing their bodies

do you wash your hair with bodywash?

how is cum better than no shampoo?

priorities man.

I don't. I use soap. But I also have a brain and basic reading comprehension skills.

Another part about not being a retard, I understand that body soap and shampoo are basically the same thing, one formulated for hair, the other for skin. You can replace one with the other in a pinch.

You guys understand that soap is meant to make all insoluble shit rinse away including fat which is something that shampoo wants to retain in the hair right, they are not the same thing

A garbage man and a sandnigger eh?

sounds like a perfect duo. did the garbage man bring things home for the sandnigger?

You played yourself the minute you started washing your body with shampoo

It's not done in Western Society. Only in 3rd world countries with shit sewage systems.

Are you telling me you DON'T clean your balls with shampoo ?

>be me
>walking home
>guy offers $20
>give benefit of the doubt
>tricks me

I still can't believe I let myself fall for it.

anyone in this thread ever shove a bar of soap up there ass to clean it ?

Me,I started to do it more and it works pretty well.

What did he trick you into doing?

>ITT: times you played yourself
>>be me, two days ago
>>roommate is arabic

Ýou already fiucking played yourself cuck

I reach for the $20 but he pulled away at the last minute and sped off

>taking a dump
>clogs

>can't go without shampoo
>literally rub cum all over your own body rather than abstain

Really makes you think