Should I just lose my virginity to an escort?

Should I just lose my virginity to an escort?

She plays runescape too

Her rates

Honestly id just wait you will regret it like I did.

But I didn't pay for it...
I was 17 and she was 35

I'm 25 bro. It's time to just get this shit over with

This bitch is terrible at math.

Explain lol

From 30-60 minutes and 60-90 minutes, it goes up $120 each. Then from 90-120 minutes it goes up $160.

She's taking advantage of capitalism. She wants you to pay more for more of her time I guess lol

But that's not how pricing works. You should get a discount for paying for more time. The price shouldn't go up. It discourages people from buying more time -- the opposite of what you want.

At worst, the price increases should be flat.

True but think of it like this. The more hours she's stuck with you the less money she's making.

She'll make a lot more money fucking 5 guys in 5 hours than 1 guy in 5 hours.

What happened to backpage? I can't find anyone anymore. Western Washington area

I second this. I'm so stupid I didn't even tell her my real name

Backpage got fucked in the ass by congress

Wtfuck am I supposed to do now???

Have you tried backpage women seeking men?

Ehh it's all massage parlors that are old Chinese ladies. I'd be fine with that if there were anyone under 35

ayyyyyyy
can anyone tell me about massage experiences?

she seems a bit overpriced and full of herself. Its looks she wants a fucking boyfriend that literally pays for sex.
>anyone with a shitty tattoo right on there ass shouldn't be asking for almost 200 for hh

Have you tried Craigslist?

About to drop some cash on an escort next paycheck.

Not bad, definitely older ladies though. More like a pity handy than like a hot experience

Go to TER if you're going to use an escort. Fuck BP. Or p411 if you aren't a poor neet.

She says no GFE tho lol

She said she would like to drink wine if you book her for 1-2 hours to get to know each other lmao

I used TRB before it got shut down, that was better than anything else I've used

If you use BP in this day and age, you're looking to get a shit experience, arrested, or robbed. Use TER. OR find someone on BP, and look up their reviews on TER (theeroticreview)

What's the link to ter?

Not sure what TBR is. I only use p411 and then look up reviews on TER. I am lazy and want pussy without hassle when I travel for work.

Google is your friend. Theeroticreview.com

I typed in ter before you explained further and sent me to some stock for ter

Uuuuugh you need a fucking membership?...

You ever think that you're a virgin because you're literally retarded?

at 300 an hour id need better pics

Most likely bro

You can at least see that someone is highly rated. That's all you need.

If you're going to get an escort, I would recommend just paying the five fucking dollars, and ensuring that you have a good experience.

this forget her OP. just a find a random bitch you think is hot and fuck her, you shouldn't need to know these whores hobbies and shit. and 200 for half an hour with mediocre looks and a stupid giant tattoo is fucking riddiculous.

go on....

Shit, I'll just go to a bar then and pick up someone close to blacking out

No you will like a faggot you are how about you just bet the balls to walk to a bitch and ask her out you will feel like a alpha when you slay putang that you pick up

What the fuck is wrong with her ass? It's flat as fuck. I wouldn't fuck this bitch for free.

Kek

What?

you can still find an escort, just not this one because shes shitty an overpriced.

CL is old gay guys and bots

Is prostitution legal and competitive over there? No?

Then it won't follow the price system.

holy fuck she is expensive. In Ottawa, you can get an absolute stunner for 200/hour (CDN)

Yes man vanier up

Move to the Middle East buy a child from some poor farmer and you're good