/heem/: Family is Everything Edition

tfatk.com/
podbay.fm/show/706421907 - podcast episodes
twitter.com/BrendanSchaub
twitter.com/bryancallen
bjpenn.com - news
www.themaclife.com

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youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ
youtube.com/watch?v=b7RU_tl_hpE
streamable.com/j8w40
youtube.com/watch?v=ONFVIfrPQxc
youtube.com/watch?v=1nIN6Ciw1Ws
youtube.com/watch?v=nm_3qHzROgw
youtube.com/watch?v=xiInlmHLLqs
webmshare.com/play/PYdYo
webmshare.com/play/59w98
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Brendan Schaub is the best natural UFC heavyweight in history.

Who is your favorite female UFC fighter currently on the roster?

Schaub is God

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Swabbies have to clean their fucking ears AHAHAHAHAHAHA

/asp/ bound

If we get sent to /asp/ I will scatpost all of Sup Forums

Not happening partner

I wish you were the actual scatpsycho

That would bro-tier

Which heavyweight could take on Goro?

post your walk out music
discuss which fighters have best music
I remember some guy coming out to m83 once
youtube.com/watch?v=SLCuL-K39eQ

>night on bald mountain claimed

Shawn Jordan would heem him

>post your walk out music

youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg

youtube.com/watch?v=hXs1fWCgOW4

Think I might have a new walkout

Shit is fire

Reminder Aldo got knocked out on purpose just to see what it felt like, he's a random kinda guy.

Good evening, and Schaub Bless my guys.

youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ

BJ Penn has the best walkout

*blocks your path*

honestly 100% convinced spergy is the spammer

Guys I shitpost a lot and talk shit to damn near everyone of you, but you are all good dudes.

If we were stranded on a Large island with every other general on Sup Forums, I'd be glad to stand by you 6'4 brick shit houses before any other fucking faggoty general thread.

Even you scatspammer

wtf lol

*says hes straight and he leaves*

Can't wait to see Yoelito heem Bisbong

youtube.com/watch?v=b7RU_tl_hpE
Valentina Shevchenko is dancing from the heart

Does this just prove how insecure Conor is?

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Thanks user

I know this has been posted before, but it's easily the best I've ever seen.

streamable.com/j8w40

Shogun a cute

Thanks bud. I'd try to climb some trees and shit with you, we are all /heem/

Hanging out with a known roider so he can get quick hints?

Par for the course.

Worth noting that goobs has those little ab scar bump that literally every single roider have.

I love every here, even sperg adan. *portions just enough dip*

youtube.com/watch?v=ONFVIfrPQxc
why cant we be friends
after I get introduced as the huntington beach sad boy

Schaub bless you brother. I wouldn't ever tell anyone I'm a Schaubposter though, they might cook me lol

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you too bud I dont even care that we're bein all faggy lmao

*portions way more dip than the amount that was instructed during training*

youtube.com/watch?v=1nIN6Ciw1Ws

Kintaro ez pz

Guys, I really want to see Derrek Heem Travith. It would be the icing on cake knowing Ronda is NEVER returning while she witness her man get blacksploded with the final move to lellator. Among expecting too much from Black Beast?

Travis isn't with Edmund anymore
There's no telling what will happen

"Ngannou? Yeah, I think it's time we shut Conor down"

>Replying to yourself

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I hadn't seen that before. Pretty much confirms to me the manlet is a roider.

we are all /heem/

youtube.com/watch?v=nm_3qHzROgw

WE

ARE

LIVE

You're the biggest loser on all of heem

Who is brave enough to call

Lel lil guy trying to flex next to a real stud

no one did last week

So I'm having a conversation with Allistarr Overeem and let me tell you, the guy is a complete STUD. He's waiting an hour in waiting room for this meeting and just let's me know how he feels about his contract, I said we'll see what happens and take it from there.

I know you are, but what am I?

Clean your ears. You're here ALL DAY!

STUDBOY LIVE

Well...I don't think Browne has enough time between now and the fight to detox all the Edmond from his system so it could happen. But leaving Glendale is also a pretty strong sign that he's not with Rousey anymore since she'll never leave her surrogate father.

so are you lol

I do clean my ears and yeah I am here all day. I can tell you one thing though, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

>Sylvia was a 2-time champ while Fedor was in Pride. If you think he's garbage you're basically conceding that Fedor would've run over everybody in the UFC during that time.

Anyone who thinks that Fedor wouldn't have run train on the UFC heavyweight division in his prime is being retardedly ahistorical.

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Lol no I'm not Adan (another sperg who is here all day)

huh? where am I? What happened?

So what's your story bud?

I'll save /heem/ the massive blogpost. Just know 3 things. I love MMA, I love my city, I love /heem/.

I'm only here during the day when I don't have to do site meetings and close jobs

when we're not that busy, I'm usually in the office

Call in, pussy

>I'll save /heem/ the massive blogpost.
lol pussy

anyway, good for you. me too

>I will never have a gf as perfect as Megan

just heem me now

Am I wasting potential by training Kick Boxing and not BJJ since I am Brazilian?

All the decent Jiu academies near me are so expensive

>perfect
>legally a midget
pick one

it hurts

this shit is lame. this guy is a babbling idiot and takes forever to ask a question

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youtube.com/watch?v=xiInlmHLLqs

WE

ARE

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

There was a guy the other night that said that Cormier was basically the same as Fedor except better in every way. The amount of revisionism regarding his career is just absurd.

Fedor has a dozen or so quality wins.

Cormier has about a half dozen.

Cormier is by far the better fighter though. And he actually fought barnett instead of being a bitch about it for years.

other girl is hotter in both images

The amount of revisionism on Cormier?

Are you serious?

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who the fuck is that guy

Sage Northcutt

me on the right

>tigerboi having anything on dragon men

Revisionism regarding Fedor's career, not Cormier's.

Kek

is that actually you

lol I was gonna say holay bud

You guys think Eddie is a ool guys right? All those theories and shit. JRE shows. People forget that he was arrested for attempted murder bak in '06. This isn't a joke or a prank or some other shit. I'm being for real.

The Videos Eddie Bravo doesn't want you to see. Show others the truth. Don't be a 196'er

I'm the shill? No Eddie and his cronies are the shills.

webmshare.com/play/PYdYo
webmshare.com/play/59w98

nigga I ain't clickin' that shit

Eddie is still ducking Renato after all these years, kind of pathetic really. But I understand not wanting to face such a dangerous opponent.

I don't blame him, Laranja submitted an entire Village

He's a man of colour in the United States, no shit he's been arrested for attempted murder. That's basically a rite of passage.

I bet if a BJJ guy defended himself from an attack via choke in the USA the attacker would try to get them arrested for attempted murder

>Hey Jamie,go and find us this mma general on Sup Forums

>its spelled heem,H-E-E-M

>there we go

>oh my god look at this shit,all the flags,pics and memes,isnt that cool Eddie?

>hooooly shit they're even roleplaying as fighters,thats ridiculous

>look at that,there are pics of Brendan everywhere,what the fuck

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*blocks your path*

*portions braincells*

I like this copypasta

>nattyfighter.jpg

lal

Step aside