hi Sup Forums im planning on hanging myself just like that dude from soundgarden and linkin park but my problem is, i've observed from all the an hero by hanging pics on the internet is that the corpses always seem to have shit coming out of their ass, like a waterfall of shit and im guessing that it's an effect from hanging and it's inevitable so what i'm asking is do i need to shit before hanging myself probably drink laxative then shit it all out of my system beforehand then kill myself i just want them to find my lifeless body without shit everywhere in my room, a CLEAN and beautiful death i have zero to no friends and no one cares or knows i exist except my parents so im guessing it'll take 2-5 days for them to sense something is wrong and come find me
tl;dr >suicide, but wants them to find my body in a clean state but... >do people shit themselves when they off themselves from hanging? >if yes, what should i do to prevent this phenomena?
Dylan Nguyen
Do it. No one cares
Ryan Robinson
Wear a diaper
Brandon Barnes
you need to eat a log of shit to counterbalance the need to take a shit when dying.
I recommend you eat one of andys logs since they are the best quality
Parker Cook
>wants clean suicide Indicates you're probably a girl. But you're an attention whore for sure. Want a clean suicide, go with helium. It's in every fucking suicide thread, fucking lurk moar.
Colton Green
give yourself an enema before an heroing livestream everything
Juan Brown
Its not from hanging its from all of your muscles relaxing. When you die you shit yourself, period. No getting around that, unless you cork that shit up or somethin
Dominic Campbell
>cork that shit up
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Superglue your asshole
Brayden Perez
Cork that shit up nigga
Jaxon Diaz
>cork that shit up /thread
Leo Ramirez
iirc, morticians' do this shit right?
Kevin Moore
Yeah, stick things up your arse before hanging yourself and be forever known as that guy who died in a kinky solo sex game gone wrong. Might as well wear a gimp mask as well.
Nathan Young
Put one of those furry tails up your ass and write a letter about mental illness and how anyone who is into furshit should get help
Hunter Bailey
CORK THAT SHIT UP NIGGA
Matthew Stewart
damn oh well i guess it's time to put my mom's dildo to good use
Chase Cook
if you care about anything that happens after you are dead, deep down you don't want to commit suicide.
Alexander Roberts
Bingo!!
Matthew Edwards
CORK O R K
Daniel Howard
You're going to cum and die with am erection too, so make sure you cut your dick and bells before too
Josiah King
this one here, pay attention OP
Jayden Jones
...
Connor Brooks
If you're being serious,think of your parents.Your parents had a fucking hard time to raise you.Waking up at 3am just to hear you crying,just to feed you.Sacrificing their health for you if they did love you.You're like a really expensive art they made for years.And you're being a selfish asshole to them.Think of your parents and be close tp them as possible,and you'll see what i'm talking about.
Brayden Cook
>2016+1 >not already corking that shit up
Fuckin plebs
Andrew Evans
Haha like shitty art I am artist. Sometimes it just goes wrong... No matter how much i try sometimes the piece is fucking worthless. So to the trash it goes. Like op
Carson Diaz
He never asked to be born. Those selfish assholes made him. He never asked for that shit.
Dylan Lewis
Since when were we allowed to be born?
Jace Lewis
Wat
Levi Brown
Decide*
Lincoln Turner
LUL
Camden Lee
Been corking for a few years now. I personally prefer the brick shape to the cylinder shaped corks most uninitiated prefer. Pic related, the type of corks I use