I saw Tom Brady at a grocery store in Boston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
lmfoa wat kind of new age, evolved shit post copy pasta is this
Lincoln Campbell
I know I've seen it before, but I feel like it wasn't Tom Brady
Cameron Ross
Hi, I'm from CNN. Would you be interesting in filling one of our reporting positions?
Nathan Peterson
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Caleb Sanchez
Not OP, but I would. I think I'd be really good at it. Russia! Millions of Americans will lose healthcare coverage! Peaceful protestors! He was a good boi!
Adrian James
lmao. Ah, thanks for that.
Jason Turner
Tom Brady is a dick lmao
Brayden Rodriguez
Sorry user, you were doing so well up to "lose healthcare coverage." We were looking for more of a "die!!!" angle. Connecting republicans with death gives us more viewers and more control over them.
I can at least put you on our white house correspondent's recommendation list though.
Ethan Mitchell
Pretty sure it was Brendan Fraser
Blake Brown
>We were looking for more of a "die!!!" Huh, where are those death panels I was promised 7 years ago?
Juan Wright
what is this fucking cancer, holy shit
Jace Kelly
Fucking stale pasta The least you could have done was change it a little
Eli Jackson
Brady doesn't live in Boston you FUCK
He lives in NYC
I hate that mother fucker so much. I saw him coming his car with his son and I shouted "HEY KID WHAT'S IT LIKE HAVING A CHEATER FOR A FATHER"
I was decked out in my Jets' gear
GO JETS
Evan Watson
no he doesnt? he owns a condo there but he lives in brookline MA like 20 mins from boston
Jonathan Sanchez
The jets suck dick and will never be good. Least you got rid of that cancer rex ryan tho.
Hudson Howard
fuck him, tom and the bitchriots stole the superbowl from the falcons!
