i have a watermelon and i am bored, dubs decide what i do with it.
I have a watermelon and i am bored, dubs decide what i do with it
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Swallow it whole.
cut it up and eat some of it, then throw the rest away.
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Cut a hole in it, carve out the middle, poop in hole, replace core over hole, take back to grocery store and put on shelf
cut hole in it. then fuck it. take pics. post on 4chin
>Put hole in Melon
>Put dick in Melon
>Timestamp and post picture of dick in Melon to thread
thanks
Winrar
Cut a whole in bottom. Put over head. Head but the first hot chick you see.
Great minds think alike + WIN
Well OP?
Eat it with your ass
your post is sage and you should fuck off ty
Fag. OP will not deliver!
You lost. I won.
Deal with it.
tryed, wont work
good idea, but i will do this
gonna take a while, brb
>your post is sage
throw it on a car
>your post is sage
It's adorable when newfags use nomenclature when they clearly don't know what it means.
spotted the juvenile delinquent
>i have a watermelon and i am bored, dubs decide what i do with it.
Fuck it. Cut a hole, stick your dick in it, fuck it and ejaculate.
Make some fried chicken to go with it, nigger
I bet you think sage is pronounced like the spice too
>tryed, wont work
Fuck you nigger. You set the parameters, and you the winner has been decided. You don't get to move the goal post after the fact.
Try harder.
i just thought your post about swallowing the mellon was stupid and didn't contribute much
That's not what sage means you fucking moron.
At least you won in something in your life, im happy for you user
Put it in your ass
What does it mean then smart ass
So are you gonna fuck the watermelon or not faggot
Your jealousy makes you ugly, user.
it means that the person saying it likes to put bbc in his urethra
There's a FAQ section for a reason, dip shit.
Sup Forums.org/faq#sage
What's it like to fuck a watermelon?
Getting started
What the fuck are you trying to accomplish?
Well the 15 posters here wanna see it get fucked anyways so 2 bad 4 u m8
kawaii knife
hurry tf up
Gay ass knife
Aww yeah!
either that's a huge fucken knife, or a tiny watermelon
ty for this ill give it a read
Correcting a retard who doesn't know what he's talking about.
the reflection on the shower plug looks like a pink cock
like a bag of sand
bump!!! bump!!! bump!!!
You're right. I'm not getting what I want and OP is doing something else.
Yet despite that, you're still here, ass pained about it. I'd say I've still won because of it.
Almost!
im here becuase this blokes gonna fuck a melon, no one cares about u
I highly doubt you needed a hole this large, go on hurry up
yo cock isnt that girthy
hurry up maggot!
Are you retarded, how does it take someone that long to cut just a little bit of watermelon
this
Had to prepare
Quads of truth, user shall never mention sage again until the end of his days, kek wills it
too big
cut another time
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this is true ill stick to calling people fags
Show dick
just leave
nigger bait
A condom really? What for the watermelon won't irritate your dick, ffs just stick it in
You better deliver good OP.
g'joob op
I belive I have finally a fellow watermelon fucker
*found
no i like people hating on me gives you like so fuck off with the sage
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Fuck the watermelon don't tease it
Shave you fucking African, also go deeper
The fucking eugenia cooney pic makes it xD op is a fag confirmed
are you seriously going to fuck your watermelon to that?
Did you remember to microwave that shit?
yes
too cold, OP?
Good now eat the part you fucked.
I am taking vids as well
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Cum inside and take pics, OP
Yes, came out of the fridge
nvm
fucking disgusting
what a digusting anorexic ugly cunt
Build a spacecraft and fly it to the moon.
OP still a fag. Just a fag that fucked a cold watermelon.
nice
now cum inside it and the deed will be complete
digusting anorexic ugly cunt - the movie
Are you in?
op fell in love with the watermelon
Op is taking too long to cum
I will try to cum inside now and post vids later
Now lick jizz from watermelon
op and watermelon are picking out china patterns
plot twist, the water melon's fucking OP
how does it feel? is watermelon cold or room temp?
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