>Walk into your bedroom
>You find the real Adolf Hitler alive and still 56 years old just standing there
Wat do???
>Walk into your bedroom
>You find the real Adolf Hitler alive and still 56 years old just standing there
Wat do???
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show him how the US is today
Faint.
i give him his gas bill
Heil
give him a hug and whisper to his ear "you almost did it"
>Do a 360
>Walk away
Tell him why socialism is bad
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> "show me how and where you shot yourself, I wanna capture it in slo-mo, thanks btw"
Kick him in the testicle and complain about how he had one job and couldn't finish it.
Ask him
Restore the NSDAP
welcome daddy back home
you mean show him how Germany is today
Look Who's Back is a German movie, kinda funny where the same thing happens. He goes around in real public and shocks people. But It's also a movie, fucking hilarious
SIEGGGGGGG HEILLLL. but im black, he'd gas the shit out of me.
Cry the tears of happiness, because fuhrer is finally back.
Ask him how he gained immortality and why
Tell him nice cosplay.
You are all so nice
The natsocs never gassed anyone, and Hitler certainly did not hate blacks. This misguidance saddens me
is he a tiny hitler clone
Cut his head off and fuck his windpipe
Tell him he is "an hero"
Take out my finest wines from the cellar and prepare for a very long chat about how it's time for a second try.
are you a inbread mongoloid?
When you turn 360 degrees celcius you will face the same direction you retarded shitface
pay 10 black guys to rape him and then lock him in a dark room and leave him by himself
Hold him at gunpoint until the police arrive. They will probably send him to the Hague for a war crimes trial, and I will expect to be rewarded handsomely by the Jews for my assistance in bringing him to justice.
>summer
Hitler was a femminst, animal rights activist, and a socialist. Fuck Hitler, Only thing he did right was genocide.
Ask if he's got any meth on him
> newfag retard
> doesn't the joke
it's not celicus, it's kevin!
Feminist? Nigga what? He rewarded tratitional familys and conservative gender roles. Fuck off
Tie him up.
Show him my Isabelle collection on my projector
Ask him to show me his 2nd moustache the one the public never got to see
It's above his dick
But I would be down to seeing some Adolf dickler
Give birthday cake of course
stand at attention and salute the furher
Oh yeah bitch
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Yeah fuck you loser. Don't ever question me again you cunt.
Take out my PS2 and play the co-op story mode of timesplitters 2 with him.
I'd tell him about the refugees in Europe and the all of the SJW cucks. Then we would both hero ourselves.
>"hero"
>not 'an hero'
>please an hero user
Get a very hard assfuck from the Fuhrers Supercock.
my nigga
tell him he should try harder next time.
Cum in his butt.
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Best buds high five.
shave his moustache
My bad. I will do asap.
Swear fealty and become his steward.
>kick him in the testicle
Very underrated
tell him to sit down, so much to explain, we have little time ...
Would convince him to try again, pulling all attention on his person. While smoking out all potential threats from the shadows.
Get rewarded when the Reich gets restablished.
First Templar and Honoris Justicar of the Vaterland ... Bringing death upon the Xenos when we finally conquer space.
>at_least_let_me_dream.exe
Tell him that he was right
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This. Also if if anyone is good with photoshop....
Then build a reich that will last a thousand years