Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find the real Adolf Hitler alive and still 56 years old just standing there

Wat do???

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show him how the US is today

Faint.

i give him his gas bill

Heil

give him a hug and whisper to his ear "you almost did it"

>Do a 360
>Walk away

Tell him why socialism is bad

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> "show me how and where you shot yourself, I wanna capture it in slo-mo, thanks btw"

Kick him in the testicle and complain about how he had one job and couldn't finish it.

Ask him

Restore the NSDAP

welcome daddy back home

you mean show him how Germany is today

Look Who's Back is a German movie, kinda funny where the same thing happens. He goes around in real public and shocks people. But It's also a movie, fucking hilarious

youtu.be/AUMraer_g7c

Kek

SIEGGGGGGG HEILLLL. but im black, he'd gas the shit out of me.

Cry the tears of happiness, because fuhrer is finally back.

Ask him how he gained immortality and why

Tell him nice cosplay.

You are all so nice

The natsocs never gassed anyone, and Hitler certainly did not hate blacks. This misguidance saddens me

is he a tiny hitler clone

Cut his head off and fuck his windpipe

Tell him he is "an hero"

Take out my finest wines from the cellar and prepare for a very long chat about how it's time for a second try.

are you a inbread mongoloid?
When you turn 360 degrees celcius you will face the same direction you retarded shitface

pay 10 black guys to rape him and then lock him in a dark room and leave him by himself

Hold him at gunpoint until the police arrive. They will probably send him to the Hague for a war crimes trial, and I will expect to be rewarded handsomely by the Jews for my assistance in bringing him to justice.

>summer

Hitler was a femminst, animal rights activist, and a socialist. Fuck Hitler, Only thing he did right was genocide.

Ask if he's got any meth on him

> newfag retard
> doesn't the joke
it's not celicus, it's kevin!

Feminist? Nigga what? He rewarded tratitional familys and conservative gender roles. Fuck off

Tie him up.
Show him my Isabelle collection on my projector

Ask him to show me his 2nd moustache the one the public never got to see

It's above his dick

But I would be down to seeing some Adolf dickler

Give birthday cake of course

stand at attention and salute the furher

Oh yeah bitch
ffilms.org/drive-2011/
Yeah fuck you loser. Don't ever question me again you cunt.

Take out my PS2 and play the co-op story mode of timesplitters 2 with him.

I'd tell him about the refugees in Europe and the all of the SJW cucks. Then we would both hero ourselves.

>"hero"
>not 'an hero'
>please an hero user

Get a very hard assfuck from the Fuhrers Supercock.

my nigga

tell him he should try harder next time.

Cum in his butt.

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Best buds high five.

shave his moustache

My bad. I will do asap.

Swear fealty and become his steward.

>kick him in the testicle
Very underrated

tell him to sit down, so much to explain, we have little time ...

Would convince him to try again, pulling all attention on his person. While smoking out all potential threats from the shadows.

Get rewarded when the Reich gets restablished.
First Templar and Honoris Justicar of the Vaterland ... Bringing death upon the Xenos when we finally conquer space.

>at_least_let_me_dream.exe

Tell him that he was right

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This. Also if if anyone is good with photoshop....

Then build a reich that will last a thousand years