So this friend let his Facebook account open and we are trolling hm while he's laying with his girl...

So this friend let his Facebook account open and we are trolling hm while he's laying with his girl. Everything you say here will go to his wall.

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Hi I love my mom

Hitler did nothing wrong.

I hate niggers, I hate Jews, I hate spics and Arabs too

Go ahead and try to sue, I got cash up the wazoo

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>be anonbro
>have well adjusted life, find a nice girl
>decide to spend some time helping that socially inadequate loser friend of mine who can't do shit aside from shitposting in a white Supremacist forum where everyone jerks off to muh white rice
>leave Facebook open
>he sledge out and starts posting dumb shit some faggots told him in order to get stormfag points

Well done you neet piece of shit

Hitler did nothing wrong

courtesy of Sup Forums :^)

my uncle touched me funny

#ImWithHer

Wii U Masterrace

Cucky mcfucky mi bum slut

more like
>be anonbro
>this loser piece of shit ("friend") that nobody likes left his facebook open
>let's fuck him over by posting retarded obscenities

sage

I wish I was a dragon.

DID YOU KNOW THAT I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS AND HAN SOLO DIES

the worst kind of niggers are the real uppity ones that fuck white women and want to prove how psudo intellectual they are I want to string them up from a fucking tree and plow their fucking daughters whilst their sons suck me off fucking niggers wanna fucking eyeball me cunts

I'M ANGRY

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You could translate it in spanish for better effect you lazy Tacos

Also

> Hay veces, yo miro la calle y pensio que estaría mejor con Franco. Tantos negros y judios...

I love shoving bananas up my ass like I saw on the Amazing Atheist. SEIG HEIL! 1488. We must fight against Jewish. Jews are human garbage and demons in Han form. I am a cuck and support Ted Cruz.

I'm a stupid fucking cuck. I saw Tyreese and J'Manns dick pics in my girlfriends inbox and I got a raging hard on

He's with a girl make it about cucks

National Socialism is the way forward!
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW!

Proud Cuck 14/88

I WILL NEVER FORGET MY RAPIST

HEY HEY!
HO HO!
THE NIGGERS HAVE TO GO!

>Sup Forums

Wanna fuck off back to Sup Forums manuel?

Geoengineering is the biggest legit conspiracy of our time. Chemtrails are used to modify the weather and are having a major impact on 'climate change'

All of the Jews deserve to die because they are devil's agents and human garbage. I wish the Holohoax were real.

IVE BEEN PULLING MY DICK FOR 3 GODDAMN HOURS AND I STILL AINT GOT DIS SHIT TAH SPREY YO FUCKING HELP ME

I believe that Jews need to be Gassed
#bringbackthecamps

I'm taking an apocalyptic shit right now. I am surprised the city hasn't been destroyed. OH SHI

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K.....KEEP ME POSTED

get you're lol on at Sup Forums.org/pol

Please no. We already have Reddit here.

I hope pedophilia gets legalized soon, I've had my eye on a little girl for awhile ;)

Fallout 4 was a better game than New Vegas. Fact.

How do I gold this comment?

I fully support the use of daemonic blood-rituals to reincarnate our Führer.

Heil Hitler

oh vey! tenemos pocos inmigrantes, necesitamos más hehehe, votadme, viva Hugo Chavez!

Blow it out your ass

You need to already have gold yourself friend

Sometimes when I was a kid I would take showers with my cousin and pretended we worked in a burger king

The world would be such a nicer place if we all went back to the Golden Rule: Around blacks, never relax.

Redpill the masses. Post this video

youtube.com/watch?v=_ZiJehMXBpQ

No.

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Tengo un fetish el cual involucra negros africano con pollas de mas de 9 pulgadas de largo y rubias bronceadas

poop butt shit ass titties nut cock nigger

"Que ganas de recuperar el peñon de Gibraltar para tirar al estrecho a todos los inmigrantes desde lo alto de la roca."

In tacoland we use metric system, you inchsizerer

The hardest I ever came was during anal with my fat gf and she was saying she wanted me to stop. At first she said it like she thought I would honor her request, then she tried clarifying that it was really hurting, then she actually started trying to get away,and then she just kind of went limp and gave in quietly crying a little.

I like to play hot and cold. Anything nice she does I criticize. She is never good enough. At the same time I"ll randomly compliment her for something, no particular reason. It keeps her guessing and erodes any self esteem she mistakenly holds. I also like spanking her, and she's usually kind of into it, but I like to push the limits and get her to start crying. It took a lot at first but she's learned to be vulnerable in front of me. I know she's not faking it, because she wouldn't be able to walk for a month if I suspected her faking the tears. I love going to the point where she just gives in and accepts her punishment. I mean yeah she's fat and basically subhuman, but technically she's a girl so that's kind of cool. I"d rather have total domination with a fatty than a 'healthy' equitable relationshit with a real girl. Maybe one day I'll level up enough to be able to abuse normal girls, but until then I"m really enjoying this.

Cuddles seem to mean so much more when you just hurt her too. She says she still dislikes anal but she doesn't voice any objections anymore which kind of takes the fun out of it. I've noticed her aversion to the idea of sucking my dick after it was in her nasty roastie though. It's become my new favorite sex act. Instead of blowjob first then pussy, we start with pussy then finish in mouth. I think I like violating boundaries more than the actual sex. I"ve been thinking about clitoris piercing and chastity systems lately. Shes very orgasmic somehow, and I'd love to take that from her with a double horizontal clit bar piercing which holds a clitoral shield in place to even further inhibit clitoral stimulation.

I believe that the WWII was orchestrated by the Jews in order to establish the state of Israel.

Voy a matar a todos en la escuela

Post it faggot

JEWS DID 9/11

Everyone needs to understand that our entire planet is controlled by Jews. Gas the fucking kikes, puh-lease.

WE WUZ KANGZ

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

Does anyone else hate fat black women as much as I do?

ME GUSTA LOS COJONES PORTUGUESES HMMM MUY BUENO PORTUGAL MASTER RACE FURA MI CULU

Where's our update screenshot you subhuman conquistanigger?

Niggers are the best race in the world

I think OP is too much of a pussy to post anything.

Have you removed a Kebab today?

Cambia la unidad a centimetros Pedro

FORÇA BARÇA

Well, he just wake up and catch us. He went fucking crazy and delete everything. It was a great time, first time we get this participation. Thank you everybody for making this shit possible. XOXO motherduckers

faggot

remove yourself taco

Stuff about holocaust denial, the Jews, etc.

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to class tomorrow

Me gusta las bananas

I'm outside right now. And guess what? I'll be inside in a few minutes. Then this machete will be in your leg as you watch me fuck your whore.

After that I'll slit her throat, behead you, and hang you lifeless body on a meat hook dangling from your window. All in the name of Allah! Inshallah!! For Muhammad!

The key is to not make it too obvious - that way people know he's being trolled.