Why is he so fat?

Why is he so fat?

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He is trying to improve by copying Messi's Sprite and Pizza diet, but it's not quite working out.

momentum equals mass times velocity

We had a kid in school who was probably 100kg and could still play forward like a motherfucker.

Good food

mans gotta eat

Coping mechanism for choking so much on the international level.

Maybe the other ""strikers"" should gain some weight

Laszlo knows what's up. How do you stop this tank?

Why is he so criminally underrated?

Just check his scoring stats.

Must have one of the best goal records in the last 7 or 8 years.

Because >le choke for Argentina man, altough Messi chokes just as much

this is the ideal body type of an argentinian footballer

Damn...that bulge though.

>Piguain

;)

DELETE STATS

le choke in finals man
le choke on donuts man
le statpad in dead leagues man

>Impossible to miss shots (that would guarantee Argentina a title) conversion rate: 0%

Should include that stat senpai

He's not fat. He's worth his weight in goals.

Le better than any english player man

>goals that gave Messi chance to win the World Cup, only if he managed to do something besides choking 1 on 1 vs Neuer
Included, fäm
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Not dark enough for a swede tho

>8 crucial goals (two of them were against Roma and Napoli)
>statpad

you brits don't know shit about football, go fiddle with your kids

Doesn't look that fat to me, he's average

Remove take on stats and he's shit

Is this the Kim Bodnia thread?

Belotti? More like Scorealotti!

Okay

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>I rate Higuaeats

Total score doesn't count in the stats you choose to display in your chart, but all the relevant ones. Why the hell would you remove take-ons from strikers' comparison anyway?

He's a fucking choker.

>inb4 hurr durr flag messi chokes too look at these goals vs palermo xDDD

No fuck off Real Madrid sent him away because he kept choking chances and costing them titles and cost Napoli CL qualification and has done next to nothing in any final he's been involved in.

Higuain had far superior goalscoring ratio to Benzema, the reason why Madrid decided to sell him is because Benzema is typologically much better suited to be Ronaldo's cuck

Would you take him over Suarez or Messi?

Benzema was far more valuable in major games and finals than Higuain so fuck off with that nonsense.

le madrid reject man

>le cuck meme XD
Higuaín is a choker and all the stats you throw will never change anything you Slav

Serie a defenders tho

>3 at the back meme

Chelsea have 3 at the back

Messi plays different position and different role, we've been through this in previous thread.
>over Suarez
In current form, yes.
I don't see any arguments here

Fun fact - 3 at the back is more popular in EPL than in Serie A, where only 3 teams field it regulary. It's commonly associated with Italian football because of Conte, and Allegri continuing in that setup with Juve.

THICCCCCCCCC

Is he still this fat?

scoring 5 instead of 3 goals against Eibar or Espanyol doesn't matter since the league has been determined by points season after season, which have been hopelessly lost against the better team(s). Real Madrid with Higuain struggled to get past fucking Lyon and never reached the final, and that was with a better version of Ronaldo for fucks sake.

It's incredible watching such a fat guy sprint so fast.
It's not fair.

We can hardly prove that's solely because of Higuain though, can we? They've changed half of their starting 11 and several managers since then

Real Madrid were still fighting for the league and Copa del Rey and were still struggling against decent to mediocre teams in the CL knockout rounds, just as they are now. There was a minor change at best.

>loses to suarez in every relevant stat

mate he has a higher total score that's all that matters

he aged like crazy

It's extremely close in goalscoring ratio, and Suarez is only better in creativity. In pure #9 stats Higuain leads, and the most important one - conversion rate - isn't in the chart. You can probably guess who is the best there.

Merely a coincidence :^)))
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If they were attacking midfielders, Suarez would have higher total score, and so would Ibrahimovic most likely. The priorities for strikers are different.

>anecdotical evidence
You can make entire compilations of misses like this for every single attacking player in history.

shot accuracy is the most useless stat on there

I should have put "total shots" there too, Higuain takes the second lowest number after Aguero and yet almost reaches Suarez' goal per match number.

Yee boiiiiii

shot accuracy isn't a shots to goals ratio.
I think it's soemthing like how many shots are on the goal rathere than off.Which doesn't mean that he's a better shot, he may simply be taking easier shot, that are more precise but also get saved more often.

Higuain also plays in an easier league
Suarez = 21 in 29 = 0.72
Higuain = 18 in 26 = 0.69

>arg
>white

LOL

wew lad

Well lets look at your useless stats then:
He scored 8 CL goals in his 7 seasons at RM, only 2 of them were in the knockout (relevant) phase:
One against the mighty CSKA Moscow (4-1)
The other one against Galatasaray (3-0)
GOAT

>La Liga defense is Lel Liga tier

>Higuain also plays in an easier league

It's easier to score in Serie A? Barça scores over fives goals regulary. Sansone scored in liga as much as he did last season in Serie A in only half a season.

No, Barça very rarely score 5 goals, they have maybe twice this season. Statistically speaking Serie A is the weakest of the top 4.

thanks for that WC win fattie

Yeah I know, just saying that I could have put more stats there and total number shots puts the goalscoring ratio itself in better perspective.
And Suarez also plays next to Messi. Literally no difference between playing against the likes of Rayo or Palermo, and Higuain has good record against top teams --> >7 seasons
That's misleading, in total it was "only" 25 appearances. 0.35 goalscoring ratio isn't as stellar as his league record, but it isn't embarrassing either. And at Juve so far, he's improving his CL stats (3 goals in 5 appearances)

Is the arshenteena is white meme still relevant?

>3 goals in 5 appearances
Yes a shoddy penalty against Lyon and 2 against possibly the worst or 2nd worst team in the CL (Dinamo Zagreb)

Exactly