Story time Sup Forums. Currently writing this from a hostel in Ghana's WiFi
> Be me, 22 year old Brit on gap year > Travel to Ghana to help build new homes for an African tribe for the summer > Really enjoying it out here, although it's very hot. > Others only here for short spells > We arent really aloud to mix with the tribe but after a while i begin to > Tribes chief and I really hit it off > Tribes chief introduces me to his family > Tribes chief has a daughter, kinda cute tbh (HUGE MISTAKE) > We talk and get along, her father looks happy > So after a while (mid May) he offers me a necklace > I accept > That night we have a huge party > I dont really understand why but they seems to be celebrating me being there > We drink some home African drink under the clear sky by the fire. > first time since beginning boarding school i feel accepted > Drink really packs a punch and chiefs daughter shows me around > Me and Chiefs daughter go for a walk and end up under a tree on a beautiful African evening
Cont?
Grayson Nelson
Yes
Angel Gray
Nah.
Caleb Smith
Fake and gay Africa doesn't have internet
Josiah Watson
i have some plausibility issues here, OP.
Isaac Johnson
Ok here we go...
> Really starting to feel at home here > Beautiful girl, Beautiful place, Beautiful natue > Me and chiefs daughter go kiss > We take it further > She gets on top of me and gently makes pulls me closer > We take it all of the way > Never felt so good in my life > We make it back to camp > A cheer goes off, her father smiles at me > He walks over to me, takes my necklace and gives me a new one > We dance into the night > life couldnt get any better > Walk into the village the next morning to begin work > Chief wont let me work > They feed me and look after me >... And this is when things begin to go down hill.
Cont?
Nathan Nelson
Stop with the fucking pauses and finish your little story.
Colton Bell
ye
Daniel Miller
This sons of a bitches always making themselves more important by asking "cont?"
Tell the motherfucking story mate... Jesus christ man....I tell you...people these days...
Kevin Morris
Its a bullshit story anyway, like every other story in these types of threads
Oliver Gonzalez
Ok so...
> The night we got drunk and the necklace he gave me turns out to be a kind of marriage tradition > time passes until now and i'm feeling real uncomfortable > Just as i think things cant get worse > Earlier today i find out some news > i'm going to be a father > She's pregnant, ive broke the strict contract signed and now i'm on deep shit > These tribesmem won't let me go > Our aid group are trying to figure out formalities > i'm stuck in Ghana now and i'm really fucking scared tbh Sup Forums
What should I do? Please help
Aiden Sanchez
enjoy life in Ghana, I guess.
Jaxon Smith
Piss on the chief to establish dominance, you are now chief
Ayden Gutierrez
Make more tribe daughters for yourself
Christian Johnson
look on the bright side some day you'll be the Chief giving out your own necklace, dumbass.
Jaxon Bailey
They said im not aloud to leave
Dominic King
>stay there >eventually you will become chieftain >attack Ghana and conquer it for your own
I see no problem here
Cameron Turner
This isnt a fucking joke
Mason Richardson
not wanting to be a tribal chief
Noah Hughes
I don't know why this fantasy is popular.
African tribes don't actively try to give away their daughters off to visitors. You can know tribes for decades and they still won't give away their daughters, it just doesnt happen.
Nicholas Perry
Youve been handed a beautiful wife in a natural place that you have the technical understanding to make the best of.
Stop trying to run and make the most of this. Most people would kill to have this much purpose in their sad shitposting lives.
Inb4 not even real. Post pics on your tribe wife.
Connor Taylor
this
Caleb Lopez
We arent aloud phones in the village
Noah Ward
fake and gay
Grayson Ortiz
bump
Jose Collins
Tell the chief's daughter that it would be better for her child to be born in Britain. Start a family in your hometown. If she refuses to go - stay in Ghana. You're probably the only literate person in the village and chief's son-in-law. It's not that bad mate.
Noah Fisher
Confirmed bullshit.
Parker Powell
This is bait, everyone should now leave.
Aaron Butler
LOOOOOOOOL
Sebastian James
Let's recap: OP decides to >go to Africa from his developed country to 'help' Africans >decides to go to Ghana >spends time alone in said country >goes against instructions not to mix in with African tribes >decides to get involved with a tribe, thereby involving himself in tribal politics of which he has absolutely no understanding >meets the chief of this African tribe, a tribe of unknown intentions/beliefs >in Africa >decides it's a good idea to fuck the chief's daughter >makes no attempt to pull out or use a condom >fucking dies in Africa because he went into a country he had no understanding of, went against specific rules about tribal engagements, and proceeds to fuck and impregnate a chief's daughter
Survival of the fittest. I really do hope you can get out of there OP but tbh you brought this on yourself, hopefully you can see that. Way to go!
Adrian Morales
Allowed* confirmed 14 year old bait please stop
Josiah Johnson
Lets recap: The story was bogus from the start
Lincoln Ortiz
Tribes daughter is only 15. I am 22. That is against the law here
Jackson Robinson
congratulations on your herpes and aids user
Joseph White
I've seen this pasta before, move along everyone.
Gavin Reyes
what he said
Jack Kelly
>not allowed phones >allowed PC with internet access kys
Logan Russell
Im back at the hostel
Parker Evans
Why don't you continue the story you fag?
Gabriel Perez
If you're at the hostel just fucking leave in the middle of the night and go to your country's embassy, dickhead.
Aaron Baker
The age old story of a guy putting his dick where he shouldn't.
Anyways. You can use your knowledge of the outside world to bridge the two cultures and help them rise. Or you can go do a "chore" somewhere outside the village,but sneak on the bus that leaves.
Matthew Turner
>Tribesmen won't let me leave >Back at hostel
Owen Cruz
1. African tribes dont let foreign strangers fuck their daughters. 2. Virginity is fucking important to these tribes, no new husband doesnt want a whore, and whores are either forced to leave the tribe or theyre killed (latter less prevalent nowadays) 3. OP said no phones because pictures, a quick google image search blows OP the fuck out. Also many chiefs in africa have satellite phones 4. tribe wont let him leave but he's at the hostel?
OP absolutely REKT. Come up with believable lies next time
Nathan King
>> Travel to Ghana to help build new homes for an African tribe
Cuck
Xavier Reed
congrats, bro, you just became a Ghanigger.
Sebastian Flores
how much do you miss brit?
Jonathan Turner
OP here I JUST BAITED ALL YOU DICK HEADS
Nolan Allen
nobody believed you but more than likely you're a troll within a troll