Let's share stories of people finding your porn, Sup Forums

Let's share stories of people finding your porn, Sup Forums.

>2 years ago
>live in Christian household, no porn allowed
>always watch porn on my phone because my dad's computer is the only laptop in the house
>one time the wifi was out because my mom forgot to pay the bill
>balls bluer than Sully from Monsters Inc.
>I learned from this experience
>Download porn in hidden folder on my phone
>run out of space on my 8GB phone
>I need more space
>go to Walmart and buy a 32GB micro SD card
>store all the porn on there
>when I finish I always put micro SD card in a lockbox under my bed
>it becomes filled with my backup material
>months pass, wifi finally goes out
>SD card did its job
>Had an offline wank
>feltgoodman
>was feeling lazy, put SD card on my desk
>plan to put it away later
>my mom buys a new camera, didn't buy SD card with it
>she comes into my room and asks me if I had one
>I say no but she spots it
>"but user, there's one right there"
>"I'm using it for a school project"
>"don't worry, we'll back it up first"
>"no, mom, we can't do that"
>"why not, user?"
>can't think of anything in time
>"what're you hiding, user?"
>"nothing"
>she takes it, nothing I can do at this point
>she puts it into the camera
>she watches my porn with me in the room
>she starts sobbing while still watching "tiny blonde gets railed by football player"
>MFW

kys OP

It's possible.

ha ha ha

tiny blonde gets railed by football player
kek

rip my nigga

He was still wearing the football helmet, too

was hoping for tranny porn

>she watches my porn with me
>she starts sobbing while still watching
>still watching
>watches till end of vid
>gets popcorn
>leaves room with camera
>watches collection

you should have just started masturbating while watching it with her

OP is full of shit. A camera can only display formatted media. Did you format all of your porn to be viewed on a camera? If so, why? For what purpose? Furthermore, kill yourself.

I set it to only store media like videos, pictures, and music rather than the "every type of file" setting, so maybe that formatted it? I honestly don't know, I downloaded a video then cut it and pasted it to the SD card

OP is a faggot

>watch porn on laptop
>only computer in the house is this laptop
>my routine: youporn, watch, delete history, close laptop
>mom wants to print something out
>never clicked shady links, laptop was never connected to printer
>somehow downloaded some shit and put it the printer's queue I guess
>actual pictures of youporn get printed out
>user wtf is this
>uhm idk you probably clicked on a scammers link or smthng
>this shit happens 1 or 2 more times
still don't know how the fuck this happened

>new years eve
>masturbate
>go take shower
>forgot to log off my compotor
>mom found pr0n
>whatever i hate the bitch anyway
>gives me some lecture on how it's demeaning and i'm only 15 blah blah blah (23 now so fuck off)
>she deleted the folder, pissed me off
>dumb cunt didn't even empty the recycle bin
>restored the folder and had a revenge fap, then drank her wine when the cunt fell asleep
>i hate my mother more than anything

Regardless of what you set it to display, an SD card needs to be formatted to do anything on a camera. That can only be done *with the camera*, and it deletes everything to make room for photos.

this is a low effort obviously fake story even for you OP

>had revenge fap
Kys fucking neet

What was your punishment op?? Wanna hear how it unfolded.

I was 15 in the story you dummy, that was 8 years ago. I'm not a neet but thanks for playing.

You're still 15.

I AM, BAN ME FOREVER

Don't kid yourself, you're still fifteen.

:)

That's NOTHING, OP.

Lifelong perv here. Lots of stories I could tell, but no time. Just this one, as it's relevant to this thread:

>2009
>wanna see GF's mom naked
>she comes over once or twice per month
>every time she comes over, hide cam in bathroom
>big fucking DLSR in laundry hamper, kek
>months go by with me trying this
>one day she finally goes to take a piss
>got her on cam, but bad lighting and angle
>had gotten lazy due to so many failed attempts
>but still, better than nothing
>fap lots
>make DVD to play on big screen TV when GF not home
>fap to it all the time
>forget it in DVD player one day (stoner)
>GF lends player to coworker
>realize what has happened
>next day, GF asks if there was anything in DVD player
>say not sure
>ask why
>she says coworker asked
>no specifics
>week later, it is returned
>no disc
>nothing ever said

I assume the coworker just found it too awkward to bring up, and threw it out.

I AM, I'M 15 RITE NAO. COME GET ME MODS YOU BUNCH OF LIMP DICK FUCKERS. I'M BEING 15 AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

>being on this many levels of irony
Uhhhhhhh--pls go away

MAKE ME GO AWAY YOU BUTT FUCK

This nigga is gross.

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check'd. Still gross though.

This right here. It's one of the reasons why Sup Forums is dead.

Turned into Face/b/ook, full of petty normie faggots.

Old Sup Forums would have called me out on this and demanded pics, which I would have delivered. But new Sup Forums is too lame, and doesn't deserve any of my content.

Can't be bothered to hang around this shit thread anymore... fuck you guys. Fuck this whole board. I knew checking back would result in disappointment.

-An Oldfag

what's gross?

Thanks for the after scene user!

>didnt actually punish you in any way
>just gave you a lecture and deleted it
>still made at her

you're a faggot

After 3 minutes or so she took the card out, snapped it in half and left the room with my phone, I got it back a month later but had to use my dad's laptop for anything internet related.
We never speak of that moment

Lol your you hate your mom who provides shelter food and life to you and ur all pissed off like a little bitch because she wants you to be healthy and normal and not look at porn? Get your shit together user.

so then go, you're not the only oldfag that browses this board, don't act like your some endangered species you fucking faggot

was gonna say Sup Forums isnt dead but then realized this thread was older than 3 minutes and still nowhere near page 10.

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Holy shit annon ! well done

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>claims Sup Forums is dead
>blatantly claims to be an oldfag for brownie points
>thinks we care about a single shit video which was already described to be of poor quality
>thinks we give a shit when there's assloads of content all over the place
>thinks we want to see some cunt's mom

BBBBBAAAHAH.

You almost had me there friend.

-An Oldfag (:^) ebin)

>been here for 1-3 years
>thinks he is oldfag

cute.

If you actually hang out here, you're not an oldfag... there's no way you could be, after witnessing the rise and fall of Sup Forums.

This place is so mainstream now, it's not even funny. The only oldfags here are returning for a peek. Like circling back to look at a car crash.

Sup Forums is certainly dead, user. In 2006, this thread would have fallen off page 10 in under a minute with this amount of responses.

that was a good post, good post friend. sage goes in all fields.

Firstly, friend, I'm not actually claiming to be an oldfag, it was mockery.

Second, yes it's mainstream and honestly fucking horrible, you're not wrong, it's pretty dead, but there's still good content hidden through the all the filth every once in a while, and sometimes it's worth searching through the shit for it.

Though I've seen many decent threads die with little more than two replies, beyond consistent OP bumps, while absolute dogshit rinse and repeat beta tier threads continue to prosper.

At a certain point I stop trying to make quality OC, since nobody seems to give a flying fuck, unless my OC is "WWYD TO MY SISTER :^^^^^^^^^)))))))

True, but everyone here is so eager to call themselves an oldfag. I don't know why, I guess it makes them feel great. BOY OH BOY I'VE BEN HERE SINCE LIKE 2012 I'M THE OLDEST OLDFAG EVER!!11 sage this fucking thread

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funny story, if fake it's still a good read.