/fug/

a french, british and german thread

invited the USA

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=o26ZfGu5vaI
delish.com/food/g3654/toxic-american-foods-that-have-been-banned-around-the-world
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Messi is the GOAT

What country is the baby?

the middle east and africa

Hello what is your favorite thing about America?

Canada

The EU hahahahahahaha

Dayum. Ted Danson was some handsome motherfucker. More like Chad Danson, amirite?

The language, but not the dialect

Movies and nature

Steve Guttenberg is the prettiest one
Danson looks like a caveman

Literally THE most powerful and influential nations in history.

U S A

>French people laugh about this

youtube.com/watch?v=o26ZfGu5vaI

Freedom

>Hello what is your favorite thing about America?

pre Immigration Act America

why are you poisoning yourselves?
delish.com/food/g3654/toxic-american-foods-that-have-been-banned-around-the-world
>arsenic in poultry

Cartoons

>the prettiest one
>the prettiest
>prettiest
Why are you frogs always so gaaaay

Same...

You should have voted for Fillon!

-_-

I'm sure you dpn't even know this man
Fillon is a thief

...

si hei

hei

frosk

you just achieved the biggest achievement of your life with this post

An Englishman, a German and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back. This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Frenchman was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly.

The Englishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," the Englishman replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheikh asked.

The Englishman smiled and said, "Tie the Frenchman to my back."

What are your opinions on this photograph?

...

hmmmmm
hmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmm


really made me think

>"Tie the Frenchman to my back."

topfuckingkek

Mars is rightful German clay

>"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
>You are from a most beautiful part of the world

Worth the read

rend les quints

...

Honestly,only post in the other thread,and when that one's full,switch to this one.

...

>"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world."

This joke is hilarious desu, to bad it went on after this line

>be amerifat
>by a stroke of luck, all your genes come from Britain, Germany, and mostly France
>tfw you're the descendant of all 3 countries in this thread combined
Whoa...

is le poo going to win

>tfw you're the descendant of all 3 countries in this thread combined
Good for you, son.

>tfw descendant of Poland

But Germany, I don't want to commit suicide

>two years ago i met an american.
>he said me his family was from poland
>asked what his last name is
>it's low german, literally meaning tall/big house
>tell him that low german was spoken in prussia
>made him very very happy

>not wanting to fucking off yourself
Can't have much german in you then.

>even cuck central NRW was technically prussia
Heh, poor guy. You duped him well. Let's hope he never finds out.

>be French-American
>tfw bestest ally Polish-American is in this thread
What a coincidence.

Well yes you are correct on that, especially when alot of them got baguette'd along the way. My English grandmother got baguette'd as well.
It seems French males like to fuck strangers.

Our family name is very Polish, tbqh.
VERY nice.

That's oddly nice.

>Someone ever laughing at this

honestly i never understood how people could find this funny

rude desu

...

strange how there are no english-americans

...

Bonjour
hello
*autistic yelling*

I have a theory that, after a certain time period, English diaspora migrated to places in the Commonwealth but not America, since I suppose it was cheaper for them to go to some place like Canada, New Zealand, or Australia. America was a haven for Englishmen for a long time until up to some point where they stopped migrating here.

the founding fathers/enlightenment thinkers

>invited the USA
thats sweet of you guys. i promise i wont ameribear your thread

really? i thought most whites here were english. like i am. my whole family and lots of my friends too.

the south is english

It's far away

Not all of us

t. Louisiana

try again hunny im from new ENGLAND and that is not the south. this is where every anglo in america is located

I live in the southern Appalachia and most people here are English-American. They just call themselves American, but they're all white and have English surnames.

Could I pass as French, German, or English?

Quintessential Frenchman.

>LOW German (= PLATT)
>NRW
This guy is most likely from Niedersachsen, the second-most stupid German federal state (after NRW).

Eastern Germany: no
All the rest: yes

Care to elaborate?

CHI
Also no, maybe as a Turk or something but any of those other nationalties you'd be laughed at.

>get millions of white people killed in world wars

The nukes were dropped on the wrong targets

the illusion of freedom

the frenchman could only take 5 lashes before the whip went through and the englishman was taken away crying loudly "oi blimey cunt cor"

>>You are from a most beautiful part of the world

Share with me /fug/ edits guys

COME BACK

make this poo go away and stop samecunting

I won't let you die.

moi non plus

...

morning boys

Morning mate

because being WASP is the default in america so people don't feel the need to clarify they are "english/british-american", self-identification on censuses varies so anglo-americans are likely to put themselves down as "american" becuase they are of WASP heritage andf they percieve "american" as being primarily WASP. or if they have an ancestor not of english heritage, "mixed european". german, mexican and irish heritage for example are so prevalent on censuses because the majority of their populations in america came in clusters and during/after the 1840s, so they are less likely to be mixed.


also anti-british sentiment is an undercurrent in american culture so they naturally don't feel pride in being british by heritage and identify more with the original settlers and/or revolutionaries than their ancestors in europe.

t. lad with autism

i've not kept up with the french eletions bar seeing people comment on it

are /our girls/ done for?

There always were done for, there wasnt anyway they could manage it.

They're not out. They're in a better than ever position however. It's gonna need a lot of hardwork to go against the insane propaganda, b ut I believe in her

Heil Hitler!

sad that this thread is on such life support

not on my watch

dreamt i was a guard on some military base
i started with some sort of AUG but it transformed into some kind of AK and then an abortion of a thompson over the dream
was nice honestly

Basically anyone white who just refers to themselves as "American" is probably English-American.

Your ancestors being English isn't cool enough nowadays, there's not enough suffering in our history to be trendy like the Irish.

...

>2000

Kill me, Pete

my theory is america hasn't been anglo-saxon since the irish famine 2bh

...

post-war germany was a mistake