Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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hello I want a friend
my Skype: t20weeks

来月の二番でフランスのトランプは勝てるかな

I always read this as t. 20 weeks and it's amusing if I do say so myself.

Let's chitchating!

日本に四季がある

日本は六季あるよ

I read it the same

t. 20 weeks

フランスにこのホモのアノンがいる。

酷い夢を見たわ
ドイツに友達と旅行してたんだけど友達は横の列作って歩きながら楽しく話してるんだが
俺は後ろでただ愛想笑いをしてるついていくクソみたいな奴だった

You're behind it all, aren't you.

現実世界でもそうなのかい?

PERU? i'm REALLY worried peru, really WORRIED.

what are you doing peru? what's happening with your life peru? why won't you say anything, why won't you update us? peRU?

問題は?

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

Whatever do you mean?

ドイツ達と仲良く時代はもう終わりだ
諦めろ

もう四季なんて無いよ、死期なら近いが

滅死?

I figured already but I will take these threads over your old ones.

馬鹿なこと言うな
終わりじゃね

...

そう

Such baseless accusations!

I will not stand for this

アンタが現実でここに来る時はいっしょに列を作ろう

現実でも同じ状況なら、友人関係を解消して一人になったっていいんだ。きっと他により良い友達がいるし、いなきゃいないで良い。

Do you even really like Rila you fraud?!

ブラジル語くんはドイツのことどう思うの

Whatever happened to the Dane?
It seems like he's stopped posting like nozomilover

I'm being legally advised by my lawyer to take no further part in this discussion

I'll see you in court

大塚 愛 to be honest

Just wanted to remind you that the Sakura tree originates from the Korean Peninsula.
But hey, you probably already knew that, being experts on Japanase culture and all that.

y-yes

1人の方が気楽だよいつも1人だし
外食、旅行、アウトドアすべて1人
楽しい

Is having a Japanese gf really as good as they say it is?

あとさ、人と一緒だと今ラーメン食いたいってなっても譲るの考えちゃうし
やっぱり1人が一番だよね

If it did would people, who got one and are therefore able to answer your question, still waste their life away here?

お前はもう死んでいる。

youtube.com/watch?v=klSo5NhLPjU&spfreload=10

> Sakura tree originates from the Korean Peninsula
tell us more

というか仲のいい友達ならそれほど気にしなくていいでしょw
ゆずるって何をゆずるの?
それほど気を遣わなくていいのが友達だぞ、関係が深ければな

>ブラジル語くん
氏ねよ、このくそチングチョング

ラーメン食うか否かの決定を相手に委ねるってことじゃない?

俺も夢を見た。電車の屋根に乗ってあちこち放浪する夢。最後に降りた場所でカップラーメン作ったら、腹を空かせて興奮した猫に横取りされた。

He said that he doesn't want to come here just to be insulted anymore. He uploaded a new video recently, though, and he still posts on other boards (/trv/, /r9k/).

Chatted with 3 different Korean girls last week
None replied today
Why does everyone hate

...

勃起してしまった

That's pretty embarrassing.
He should see that the insults is a way for us to bond with each other.

that lad is such a lucky cunt

Why didn't that happen to me when I was younger

おはよう
仕事いきたくねえええええええええ

Translate this cloud please.

"Show me penis"

show me ur benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

セックス欠乏症の姉さんはすごく必死だよね

Thank you. I thought as much.

that's it
no girl will ever want me
I'm going to eat all the sleeping pills I have
sayonara

お前はもう死んでいる

ところで下になる権利って幾らで買えますかね?
オークション形式で買うのでしょうか?

仏くん、おはよう&乙
どちらの気持ちもよく分かる。おはようううう!
月曜日がやって来てしまったね(´・_・`)

I don't have any sleeping pills

ロリは生
ロリは愛
ロリは正義

I want a Japanese housewife to touch my pecs as I flex them

>How about you and I take a ride through the city and fight someone in front of FamilyMart, huh?
>Why don't we quietly fool around in a karaoke room until 5 am?
>Oh baby, of course I'll be more Japanese. I'll even bleach my hair and wear sweatpants with one leg rolled up.
>And I'll ride a little motor scooter and act real tough. Yeah, I'll wear Gucci sunglasses, too.
>How about I take you to the hottest clubs in Shibuya where they play LMFAO songs from 2010 nonstop?
>How about we get married way too fast and you pop a baby out and never put out for the rest of your life? I would love that. That's SO Japanese of you.
>What's that? You've never gotten an STD test before? Oh, don't worry about that; no Japanese girl has EVER taken an STD test.
>Oh yeah, baby, I'm as Japanese as it gets. Gimme five shots of sake, I'm passed out at the train station until the 5 am train starts moving. With the briefcase and everything.
>Oh, I'm very Japanese. I throw up in front of police stations at 9 pm. It's the greatest shit.
>You know, grab some asses on the train. You're not gonna say anything, you're too submissive.
>Someone's having a heart attack on the subway? I'll walk right away, I'm too scared to deal with that. That's how Japanese I am.
>I'll even keep you away from those VERY aggressive African men who promote outside of clubs.
>Yeah, I think White people look funny too.

How accurate is this shit?

はよ
難しいだろう
一緒に最後尾を歩こう、落伍者として
つか?
i wanna suck your Dick
外人ハンターに多い
騎乗位はええぞ

me too...knock her up with muh hybrid quintruplet babies.

おはよー!
早く休み…来い…

おはよう、アルベルト
3次元の世界も悪くないよ

Japan

What the fuck

...

>I will cut her throat if she gets an abortion
t. 20 weeks

そうですか
日本は奇妙です

...

please forget my last messages
i really have to go to bed
i'm going insane
please add me on skype though t20weeks
bye

絵の人は男の娘かどうかわかんない
胸はほとんどないから

...

fuck sake
just suck the german lad's dick

その通り!

i'm not feeding the troll
I don't understand why mods haven't done their job yet

大惨事w

aren't we all trolls here?

I'm not a troll
i talked to you before
please man. how can I prove that I'm serious?
I have a dynamic ip btw that's why I'm still here

you didn't accept my offer back then and you were wrong and did the wrong thing
I know I've done many stupid things but I kept my promise and didn't post my gf.
I don't know how I can show you but
if you talk to me one more time you will never have to do it again
i won't ever mention your name here again
give me an e-mail and i'll write you a text tomorrow.
I'm not trolling. I swear by my mothers grave and my gf's face

ちんこ見せろオラ

>I swear by my mothers grave and my gf's face
>my gf's face

...

very rude
i am even a christian

クズ

i had a date with a christian girl in seoul
she ran away before we met
i hate you christian dogs

>i am even a christian
which is why you shouldn't be asking other men to show you their dicks

besides, protestants are scum, you should become catholic

STARLIGHT MEMORIES

近いうちにアレがやって来る

What happens in Chiba

no protestants are only real christian
need another thirty years war?

一方、読者が驚いたキラキラネームには、「泡姫(アリエル)」「雷音(ライオン)」「姫星(キティ)」「光宙(ピカチュウ)」「美月(ミツキー)」「厳惰夢(ガンダム)」などがあげられた。

I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
FUCK THE F
FUCK THE F
I HAAAAAAAAAATE HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'frebhsethj

I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
FUCK THE F
FUCK THE F
I HAAAAAAAAAATE HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'frebhsethj
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
FUCK THE F
FUCK THE F
I HAAAAAAAAAATE HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'frebhsethj
FUCK HIM
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
FUCK THE F
FUCK THE F
I HAAAAAAAAAATE HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'frebhsethj
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
FUCK THE F
FUCK THE F
I HAAAAAAAAAATE HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'frebhsethj

the F vs you
Who would win?

I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
FUCK THE F
FUCK THE F
I HAAAAAAAAAATE HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'frebhsethj
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
FUCK THE F
FUCK THE F
I HAAAAAAAAAATE HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'frebhsethj
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
FUCK THE F
FUCK THE F
I HAAAAAAAAAATE HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'frebhsethj
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
I HATE THE F
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
THE F HAS TO DIE
FUCK THE F
FUCK THE F
I HAAAAAAAAAATE HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'frebhsethj

welp its time to leave here