Ask a pedo thread

Ask a pedo thread
>favourite age?
>boys or girls?
>have you ever tried or done something with someone?
>if yes then greentext it
>have you ever been molested/ had something consensual with someone as a child?
>if yes then greentext it
>would you with a sibling?
>have you ever fell in love with a kid?
>feel free to ask anything you want
>feel free to count any story you want. Does not matter if it didn't happen to you

one word wtf

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Don't you fucking noobs have other ways to fill your watchlists?

It's easier to do on facebook and kik.

Fuckdammit, no wonder even Sup Forums doesn't take you seriously anymore.

Reported

>9-15 (i know, falling in between pedo and hebe)
>girls
>no, never done anything or tried, but maybe sneak some glances here and there if i see them in public and they look nice
>an older boy squeezed my cock and balls on the playground once through my shorts, but i was pretty young and he wasn't that much older, so i don't really think anything of it
>i would never with a sibling
>when i was a senior in the 12th grade i had a thing for someone in the 8th grade (13 years old). we ended up dating for a few weeks shortly after she graduated from highschool

My questions for OP: can you answer all of the questions you asked?

>no one answering
Ok me first

>favourite age?
3 to 13
>boy or girl?
Both
>have you ever tried or done something with someone?
I am the Carol greentext guy
>have you ever been molested/ had something consensual with someone as a child?
My 16 years old cousing babysitted me when I was 6. She putted a porn movie and started to watch in front of me. She asked me if I want to do that with her. I said yes. She sucked my little cock and I sucked her tits. We tried vaginal just one time. Was freaking glorious. I don't know why but she refused to keep having vaginal sex. Then she asked me to suck her ass and have anal sex. Was great but my dick was too little for that. We did this some weeks, during a year with just anal sex.
>would you with a sibling?
Uh... Sometimes I fantazise about it. But no.
>have you ever fell in love?
Yes. Carol.

See Also
>have you guys ever been caught?
>does someone know about your condition?
>what was their reaction?

hello summershits

PLEASE ANSWER

Are you left-handed and/or have attached earlobes?

THANKS

Stay on topic. Faggot

My best friend knows, but he also knows that I'm not a child molester, so he just keeps the secret for me.

It's related.

You didn't answer how he reacted.

I'm left handed with attached earlobes. What does this mean?

>What does this mean?
You're a pedo, Harry.

Explain fag

When we were both younger we would both use Limewire and stuff and find some illegal stuff online. We would pass them between each other on the good ones we find, but after a while he just plainly outgrew it, while I didn't. So I don't know, not much for reactions.

Clear sign of pedophile, sorry

>not much for reactions
What was his facial expression like and what did he say though?

havent delved into this much, but:
>age
depends on the body figure. gonna take a guess and say >10
>boy or girl
girl
>molested
i was around 5ish when my granddad would preform oral. remembered it a few years ago and really dont know how to feel.
>would u with a sibling
if i truly liked her and she was above 14 i might, but most likely not.

post greentext pls

where do u get your porn from?

>Carol greentext
got any caps of this greentext?

How old were you two?

>girls
>5-10
>won't go further

THIS

For the ones who know they would never molest, tell me, how do you feel about people who want to hurt you for your thoughts?

We weren't talking face to face. We just talk online. He just said something along the lines of he doesn't really like that stuff anymore, and I said something like I guess it's just me then.

Once again, he knows I don't molest people so he's not really worried.

> Be me, 17, in 2013
> Taking care of my younger sister. My 2 cousins are at home too
> My sister's best friend, Carol, 10 years old, comes to visit
> They are all playing in the pool while I watch
> Fucking excited, going to the bathroom to jerk off
> I hear that they leave the pool. Jerk interrupted
> I suggest to play hide and seek
> I tell Carol to hide in my room. Room is up stairs, no one can hear us
> I tickle her
>ยท"Stop user hahahahaha! Pleeease!"
>Muh boner
>Start to tickle her tighs, then her buttocks
>Muh fucking boner
>I do her a wedgie
>"Hahahaha hey stooop you are making me cry hahahahahah!"
>Try to pull down her pants
>"Hey user stop!. What are you trying to do?!" Pants up. She has a bad face
>Fucking uncomfortable moment. "Jesus Carol I was just joking haha...!"
>She opens the door and leaves my room
>Go behind her. "Hey Carol you aren't mad, aren't you? Come ooon I was joking!"
>"Ok user I guess haha... Everyone is in the pool again, let's go!"
>She looks at me and smile
>She is changing clothes again in my sister's room, for the pool
>Muh boner comes back, I go to the bathroom to jerk. I get in the shower
>Thinking about Carol...
>She knoks the bathroom door. "user, can you tell me where are the towels?"
>I have a nasty, bad idea
>"I can't hear you Carol, I'm taking a shower! Open the door"
>She opens the door. I show her my full power boner while I jerk with a soap in my hand
>She looks at me with a... Sad face. Then she closes the door
>I panic
>I dress quickly, get out of the bathroom and go behind her again
>She is playing very happy in the pool with my cousins and sister
>She pretends that nothing happened that day, or at least is what I think
>My sister and Carol are still friends. But she never talked to me again. Not even to say hello
>I am afraid of what can she say about me
>I fucking regret
>I want to kill myself

Has he told you anything else regarding pedophilia after?

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High school, so in retrospect he wasn't really a pedo at any point, but it just felt like it because we were all young.

I'm not only attracted to underagers either, so I could still live an okay life.

keke

I take it in stride I am just as likely to be killed for my faith as for my lust.

regret is for the weak. confront ur problems, user

*chuckle*

We Christians are persicuted

When making chili con carne, does the dark chocolate trick work?

few responses so guess I'm in too
13-20 so not really a pedo ig, but irl loli pussy would have to be preferred. what i think I'm trying to say is post-pubescent body with freshest youngest pussy within reason would be ideal
girls but theoretically traps would be okay
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n/a
one boy and I kissed eachothers stomachs and penises when we were both like around 8
I'm not against it but I've never felt much of a want for that
thankfully no
right and detached
no
closest friend
not a blimp in the relationship

>any questions
I guess try to do a like body part to age thing to create your ideal gf/love/sex thing
ex 8 yo. pussy and asshole, 14 yo legs, 16 yo boobs, idk maybe 14 yo feet

>those tabs and bookmarks

I understand why they would want to hurt me, because they believe people like myself has the potential to hurt others. It's a desire that we could never indulge, so it makes sense to think that maybe we won't be able to help ourselves after a while.

When it involves people that are easily taken advantage of because of age, people are a lot less understanding of the other party.

14-18
girls
no
no
no
no

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>thirTEEN-20
>fourTEEN-18
You're not pedos, retards.

>Thats the joke

I give props to the owner of this image, that was some serious dedication looking all that shit up.

I'm sry but I did also say 8 yo pussy its just not my favorite age pls don't bully me out

It sorta became an inside joke between the two of us, like we'd be at the beach and checking out women, and he'd be like "that's a good one for ya" and it's like a 12 year old girl. It never really damaged our relationship or anything.

I shot a man in Reno

Every straight man loves pussies that look like that. It's like saying "8 yo body hair" or "8 yo soft skin". Are you dumb?

>ex 8 yo. pussy and asshole, 14 yo legs, 16 yo boobs, idk maybe 14 yo feet
pretty deformed.

Kinda reminds me of anime loli.

>inside joke
that happened with me but in regards to incest. almost all of my friends know i like it.

to want a real life version... yeah, they would look pretty fucked.

did you watch?

>be me 9 yrs old
>playing in bath tub
>Barbies foot went up my ass to the knee

Tell us your story. user

So you do actually fuck family members?

People like you are the reason Sup Forums is so shitty. Yeah it was funny summer of 2007 but since then its just newfags trying to act like theyve been here longer than they have. Kill yourself and better the gene pool

>favourite age?
10-15

>boys or girls?
girls

>have you ever tried or done something with someone?
never have and never will

>have you ever been molested/ had something consensual with someone as a child?
no. i've just always been this way and i can't change it.

>would you with a sibling?
no

>have you ever fell in love with a kid?
no

i really hate myself sometimes. luckily i dont have any strong sexual urges towards children, its only that im attracted to them.

also any pedos in here that think a child can consent is fucking retarded.

t. summershit

I grew up miles from town in the country
when I talked about girls dad would point to the horse
dad caught me fucking the horse and yelled at me. I told him that he kept pointing to it when I talked about girls

Dad said I meant ride the thing into town not fuck it you retard

sorry to disappoint, but im merely referring to the idea, not the act. and no, i wouldnt fuck my own family members, they don't fit my tastes. but i love it when others do. i discuss incest with all my friends (even my sister), so they just make fun of me.

i guess i understand, but at the same time it sucks. i do wish more people understood that being attracted to children doesn't mean im a child molester.

but i myself wouldn't trust a pedo who says he wouldnt ever molest my daughter, so i completely understand people's offense to it. i think its best for everyone to just not know my secret

im attracted to the features they posses. adult women can have them, but children always have them.

>also any pedos in here that think a child can consent is fucking retarded
in my opinion, consent doesnt matter if they arent physically and mentally developed.

Damn, one of my exes was lefty and had attached earlobes.

I should give her a call...

>also any pedos in here that think a child can consent is fucking retarded
You know, many kids had consented sex between them. Also, my cousin propposed me to have sex with her. I said YES! See

>her
wew

>favo age is 12/16
>have tried out many things when younger boys and girls
>used to rub my dick against my niece and tried to fuck her when was about 6 7 years old also jerked off with my cousins
>first sexual interaction was with a girl when i was 4 or 5 once girl in the bushes then her brother sneaked up on us and we got caught
>second sexual interaction was with a other girl in de middle of the street and everyone could see it
>3rd time under my bed with second girl
>fucked her when we got older
>never fell in love with younger girls
>just like it when they start experimenting and masturbating
>thoughts about that make me hard
>not summerfag but if greentext fail its because its the first intredesting one.

> consent doesnt matter if they arent physically and mentally developed

I agree with this. This is what makes it so conflicting for pedos that don't look to harm anyone. Kids don't know jack, and whatever choice they make may or may not be what they really want if they had been older and more developed mentally.

It's a shit situation. If you're a grown man, you can bang another grown man, or a woman of a different race, because they've made an informed choice. Kids can't do that.

This is true, I consented when my older cousin asked me to suck on her titties and clit when I was 10

yeah you should probably just go ahead and do it.

and by do it i mean kill yourself.

>whatever choice they make may or may not be what they really want if they had been older and more developed mentally.
yep. im aware people can always regret their decisions, but considering the fact children aren't developed to their fullest capacity, it's unfair to put the entire burden of responsibility on them. even if a they grew up and still dont regret it, you actions could have influenced their mind significantly; i.e. trauma

>favourite age?
4-9
>boys or girls?
Girls
>have you ever tried or done something with someone?
Yes
>if yes then greentext it
No
>have you ever been molested/ had something consensual with someone as a child?
started when I was 5 with my girl cousins
>if yes then greentext it
no
>would you with a sibling?
No
>have you ever fell in love with a kid?
No

>>have you guys ever been caught?
No
>>does someone know about your condition?
Yes
>>what was their reaction?
Sucked and fucked me while watching pizza

Faggot

>influenced their mind significantly; i.e. trauma
fuck you. It is the "Good People" that inflict the harm, telling the child that they must be so hurt at what uncle did to them. That uncle will be punished for making you feel good and giving you attention that mom doesnt.

SJW are the shit.

On the other side, DONT CAUSE PHYSICAL PAIN TO THE CHILD. Battery and rape is not cool.

Show them your dick, lick their pussy till they cum, take them places that mommy cant (Like the zoo cuz muny).

Tell them they are loved and special.

Then when you get caught, own it. Because society frowns on this.

She was into it too?

>No one liking little boys

Richard Huckle?

Yeah. Not all pedos are faggots.

If she wasn't into it, cumming until she passed out was a weird way to show her disgust.

How can you? I can understand straight pedos because cuteness is easy to sexualize, but boys? Homosexuals are unironically brain damaged.

Are there any pedos out there that wants more than just lust with a child? Like someone to cuddle with and share sweet kisses and watch Netflix together... couple things?

Have you ever considered involving bestiality in to your pedophillia

You're supposed to be paternal with children, not trying to make it a "couple" thing.

I know, it's just hilarious how much he resembles him from a distance.

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I guess we can look at it this way.

Pedos (the ones that lust after pre-pube kids of the opposite sex) have a defect in judging the proper development needed in a mate.

Homos have a defect in looking for a mate that cannot procreate with you.

HAHAHAHAHA
settle down. if you're physically harming the child, then that is objectively bad.

but if you're not?
ur actions *COULD* (keyword: could) have an impact on them, more negative then positive. until science gives us the boundaries, i say stick to jerking for afar.

Of course I do. Even hardcore scat. Never found something like that though

"supposed to be" is what alienates pedos that are trying hard to understand what they're going through.

"Why is the door painted black?" isn't answered by "Doors should be painted white.".

yeah - too late. would that I did tho.

dont taint the child any more than u already have.

>"supposed to be" is what alienates pedos that are trying hard to understand what they're going through.
What?
>"Why is the door painted black?" isn't answered by "Doors should be painted white.".
Awful analogy.

>too late
u say?

Fuck, I would love to see a kid suck or get fucked by a dog

Worst thing you fapped to?

child being raped...

I've seen it.

9gag...