Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc

Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc.

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Lemme introduce Sup Forums to Priest John.

pensacola.craigslist.org/roo/6231959798.html

His add is too long to post, check this dude out. Someone should go be his roommie.

I've got a refrigerator ice maker for sale.

interested?

phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/app/6221481438.html

Here is the lovely owner of said home, check out his flashy necklace

why is florida so fucked up

Hi. I'm a Single, divorced white male with blonde hair, and a beard that is a Priest and Minister that was written about in the Bible before evil translators removed my name. My house is my Church and I am God's only real Priest and Minister. I recently raised a girl from the dead a 3rd time after she was dead 3 weeks and have healed people and exorcised Satan and demons. I was married 7 years to a very beautiful woman. In a separate Personals Ad I will create I will be searching for a beautiful woman and adult girl to date and marry. My house is big and the person that lives with me can live in the bedroom with me which is being if it is a woman or in the living room of the house. I also recently thought the hot water heater gas turned on and I do have hot water now. The bathroom is connected through a hallway from my bedroom and from the living room and it has a door that you can shut for privacy. You will share the kitchen with me and you may need to purchase a refrigerator. I have a microwave oven and a stove that you can cook on that I will share with you and also a crock pot. I get food stamps. I am retired. I can share one or two portable tables and chairs with you but have no bed for you. You can bring your own bed and or buy an air mattress and I have a pump to Pump It Up. They are cheap. I have a small very light flat screen TV connected to a very big antenna and converter box in my bedroom with a long cable on it and I get free TV service this way and pick up TV stations mainly from Mobile Alabama and get some stations from Pensacola Florida where I live. And I get from 28 to 32 Channel and several news channels movie channels and religious channels and history type channels.

There is no charge for TV service except if you have your own TV I will need to purchase a converter box for your TV and some cable for the TV that is long enough to reach my antenna in my room and so I would charge you for that about 50 to $70. If you are a woman you can watch TV with me and my bedroom or in the kitchen when I go in there. I have a lawn mower to cut my grass and you will need to pay for half of the lawn mower gas and half of the electric utility bill and I'm only charging $250 or rent. I, Johm am not a gay man and am a heterosexual man and have never had sex with a man and I'm not attracted sexually to men. There are two houses at my address which my landlord owns and my house is the house behind the house on the road and there are 2 mailboxes at my location and the one not mine at the front on the road is 533 corday Street Pensacola Florida 32503 which is the house at the road and my house is behind it and my address is 533 B corday Street Pensacola Florida 32503 and there are 2 mailboxes at this location and one mailbox just says 533(not mine) and then there's a mailbox a few feet up Corday St that has this on it "533 B John S B" on it. And passed it a little way about 15 feet past box that 533 on it and to the left of my box, 533 B John S B is a dirt and gravel road that goes down behind the first house on the road to my house to the end of the road about 50 ft down the road and it is a green house with my number on the house 533b and there is a fence around my house and there is a mobile home park in front of my house and there are a lot of Christmas trees around my house and it is a very nice neighborhood and very quiet place and nobody bothers me here.

I Wanna steal his TV and send him photos of me watching it. Then tell him it isn't his TV even though it his his name written all over it. I'll just pretend I can't read in black and white or something.

Here's Priest John with his bible and shit

Cleanliness is next to godliness

What a lovely TV

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>U-S-A
>U-S-A
>U-S-A
When I was fucking a local Chinese (on a study visa) undergrad, I found her a cute Hispanic lesbian with big tits and a devious smile. They only lasted a few weeks but it was hot. Everyone involved had fun and I was moderately proud of myself.

I also managed to give away an antiquated tube television and a shitty exercised bike in less than 3 hours from the time of each "FREE" posting.

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fridgebro returns

Always love this face.

Have also lived in 3 advertised apartment shares. All were in NYC-metro so it wasn't any creepier than setting next to a vetted subway commuter. However, I could totally imagine a bunch of Sex Offenders in trailer parks once you get to the rectangular states.

i fucked a chubby older pig last week from CL
i went over and she put on porn and let me fuck all 3 holes and gag her throat. it was gross and i hate my self now.

sucked some 70yo cock while fully naked in a public park

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This chick wanted $100 to fuck. Was kinda tempted but Sup Forums talked me out of it. Facetimed her and capped some nudes then stood her up.

>Was kinda tempted but Sup Forums talked me out of it

How's that?

>Horny straight guy
>t4m

kek

This is Sup Forums so of course I am a fat disgusting virgin and just wanted it over with but I didn't think is was a good idea so I posted her with some pics. Decided not to so everyone dumped amateur chubbies and we all jerked.

So I went from losing my virginity to a fat slut to masterbating with a bunch of strange dudes on the internet. So the usual

is that silly bitch using trash bags as pillow cases?

WfM
26/f/Cali
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trade pics, chat , whatever.

>I posted her with some pics

Any nudes?

bump

not your personal army

>implying straight guys view t4m ads

kek. were you on drugs or something?

Pics?

wow very hot. kik?

bump