Ask The Deer is Shit Edition

>Ask The Deer is Shit Edition

Ask away, faggos!

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Is she pregnant?

Is she?

Will i get a girlfriend next week?

fap?

Should i sleep now?

Will all the cute anons check my digits?

Will I ever find my virginity.

Reroll

Hhlñl

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should i quit my job ? only serious replies pls

>does she like me as more than a friend?

am i gay

are traps gay

Will I lose my virginity before September 14th?

thanks magic ball buddy

should i do the thing that the guy from hatred did and become a mass murderer and attempt to end all human life on earth like a school shooting except in public

will Trump get impeached?

BTFO

reroll

Do it you fucking pussy

Will Vanessa let me shag her

:^)

HEY FUCK YOU MAN

is grace real?

GET OUT OF HERE NIGGER MOOSE I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND YOU SAID IT DIDNT MATTER AND THEN I ASKED THIS KIND GENTLEBALL HERE AND HE GAVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER

Will I ever not need to abuse drugs to do something as simple as fucking falling and staying asleep

could I pull off what I'm planning

>|:^)

THE DEER TELLS THE FUCKING TRUTH LOSER COME BACK IN A FEW MONTHS WHEN YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN 8BALL FAG

Repeating question
Will I be happier as the time passes?

Will the emo respond in the next week?

HE SAID IT DIDN'T MATTER NOT NO YOU ACTUAL CHIMPANZEE, FUCK OFF BACK TO NIGGERVILLE YOU FAGGY TAINT SMELLER
AND YOU BET YOUR ASS EITHER ALY OR JESSICA WILL HAVE THEIR CUNTS STRAIGHT MASHED BEFORE THAT END DATE

Will I ever fuck... her...?

Great

LISTEN HERE CUNTBAG IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER IF YOUR DICK GETS COMPRESSED IN THE FLESHY CONE NIGGER SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING ACCEPT THAT INSTEAD OF GOING AND GETTING A FALSE SECOND OPINION FROM SOME STUPID BALL WITH BLUE DYE IN IT.

Will i improve my life in the next months?

will I get some tomorrow night

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will i get memed in the coming months?

IM A HORNY FUCK user I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT GETTING MY DICK WET I HAVE TO JERK OFF AT LEAST THREE TIMES A DAY OR I START GETTING IMPATIENT AND ILL TEMPERED ITS AWFUL AND I NEED TO BUST A NUT SOON

should i fuck liz

Should I start it?

Is there ever a chance at a romantic love for me?

Should I try to get Laura?

Should I fap and eat it after?

do I get a sexy cute girl friend next school year?

Will I get a nice job soon?

Ask again

Would she like to date SH

Dreams

Will I get drafted in army?

Will a number determine my immediate future?

Asking again because 8-ball told me to.

Will a number determine my immediate future?

Should i take it?

will we ever fuck?

WIll we ever?

Should I become a bimbo sissy slut?

i should quit when my boss comes in

Will I die alone

Everyone in this topic is a sexy girl.

Sarah Jane is gonna marry me one day.

no girls on the internet

Will I die a virgin

Will my friend die a virgin

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willl i die

why

whats the dealio

is she into me, you know i mean carloine :? :0

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This is a statement.

Will I study at West Point?

Should I get a new girlfriend?

Wil I graduate?

Did my girlfriend made up a bogus excuse tonight?

Tell me

Will i yell nigger in compton

Was girlfriend on her period?

Do I have issues with intimacy?

fap?

Did Hitler do anything wrong?

what you say

Should I be upset that Kanye West sampled an Omega song?

You've got a point, Magic 8-Ball.
Gabor got a raw deal out of that.
By the way, will Gabor Presszer have justice?

On that, have we found out everything Hitler did in his life?

Man, sucks for him.
What's his name?
You know what they say:
If you use silicone,
You won't be left alone.

WILL WE EVER?
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DO IT, BITCH!
Now, that's just bias.
Magic 8-Ball, have you had to destroy thousands of other 8-balls to acquire the status you hold today?

Can I kill myself please

Can I please kill myself ??

am I rolling?

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Is OP a faggot?

will she give me sex today ?

Does Warlock fit best?