Magnets. How do they work?

Magnets. How do they work?

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Yes

Please help

>be a rock
>get too close to another rock
>instantly get repelled away from other rock
>wat

miracles

They don't work

im a scientist

>what is magnetism
are you underage or just uneducated?

Because you touch yourself at night

magnets aren't real. Ever actually see one in person? Didn't think so, because they don't exist.

Don't listen to this guy. He's just gonna tell lies.

they get me so pissed

Go to bed, son

Nice satanic trips

You can really tell who the newfags are

as an engineer in electronics i can guarantee you that it's in fact magic

Sure is new in here

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

Magnets work by sexual attraction.
But they're not human, so humans don't understand how sexual attraction works for magnet species.

well, first you implant it in your finger, see?

as far as I understand, a piece of metal becomes magnetized with energy at some point; orienting the atomic particles in a crystalline structure that has the positive particles at one end, and the negative ones at the other, creating two poles. However this is really basic, leaves out the details and I am not qualified to explain it

then you put your finger in a microwave

...

yeah, or get an MRI, that is also fun.

it is all fun and games for a while

Your understanding is incorrect, it's because of all the love in the world.

then you implant this magnet in your hand.

It glows when metal gets close, see?

I do because I identify myself as a trans-magnet

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>juggalos

nerve gas

Does your trans-magnetic status result in you bein attracted to those who identify as civil/military assault helicopters?

C'mon you fucking niggers. This meme is only seven years old. How fucking new are the newfags?

Now they know it's a thing dude

Everything enveloped within our ionosphere is imbued with magnetic particles, or magneteeriolis.
There are two sides to each, like a coin. Metal, as you all know, can bend. Bending the homogeneous material containing a constant amount of magneteeriolis to a state in which the two magnetic polarities are parallel will induce a localized magnetic field.
The magnet in your post is a primitive version of this.
Todays scientific breakthroughs can produce magnets of various shapes using advanced crystologic theories.

Newfags read the OP and just reply. They won't even see what I said. Don't worry.

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you know what to do, Sup Forumsrothers
actually considering it's 2017 probably 80% of you don't. hah, faggots

i know this is spam, but im going to ask what is in it for me

God's will. Or Allah's will. Probably Vishnu's will.

It's easier than a rational explanation.

fucking waste of time. nobody would chat with me

>2017
>Believing in Allah

just like the tides, you can't explain magnets

yeah it's changed since last time