/nzg/ - New Zealand general

/nzg/ - New Zealand general

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Why are IDs even gone?

Why are kiwi men shy?

Why are there so many Asian chicks dating white guys?

As a white dude, would you date a poly chick?

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What would make a good gift to give from NZ?

Would you ever have sex with a sheep?

A live sheep, trust me

chastity cage

a box filled with bees

a dole bludging Maori

a 1 year subscription to blacked.com

Dole?

I have access to all Blacked videos

>cuck

this is why we need white genocide

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the benny

The price of colonialism

The benny?

The Unemployment Benefit

Ew

Down under folk and their slang

latest blacked video is great. She gets pounded

>Down under folk and their slang
There's more to Down Under than just the Kiwis.
That's their slang, and it might be a North/South Island thing as far as I know.
But in Oz it's called the dole.
No idea what they call it in Suth Affreka, let alone in the Latin countries.

>actually enjoy watching niggers impregnate white women

the jews have got you man you should probably kys

nestle kiwi onion soup and reducerd cream ... no troll its the BOMB

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Australia carries new fagland around on a dog leash.

what potato did she use to take that photo?

wassup monicas

fuck you might as well throw in some bluebird chips with it

I am the biggest cuck ever. I love watching girls get pounded.

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NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

You can send me her as a gift from New Zealand...

There are no tanks in New Zealand.

Tank envy much?....

there are tanks in new zealand

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The New Zealand Army has nothing that could be classified as a proper tank and hasn't since at least 2000...

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Do we have any nudes not taken with a camera from 1980?

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A camera from 1980 would look good once scanned. These are all poorfags with Nokia phones from 2006.

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oh you mean new zealand army? well now that you've clarified new zealand army and not new zealand on a whole

who is she?

Who can play the guitar in here? Need some advice.

But muh delusions
NZ is a super power!

I am sure there are maybe five or six tanks in New Zealand museums, etc.

the Nokia 8250 was $1200. Poor fag?

exactly, meaning there are in fact tanks in new zealand, just not tanks in active service with the NZDF

I'm pretty sure MOTAT has more than six by itself

so what are you guys drinking tonight?

If you are still using it in 2017, you are a poorfag.

So my question remains, tank envy much?

forgot image

top shelf

Not much more than a rounding error when compared with most "Western industrialized" countries...

and a cookie time...

seems more like a rhetorical question, but if not, then yea pretty much

Septic tank

I don't use it but I still have it.

Indeed

I think I have a Palm Pilot somewhere...

I am still in love with my ex girlfriend from Auckland, what do

stop it and find someone else. she is your ex for a reason

Don't bother.
Auckland woman are insane man, they think they're living in sex in the city don't waste your time move on.

this thread needs moar fish tanks

I have a palm pilot too

k

yea she was lovely, kind, took care of me heaps, I kinda fucked up, and then moved back to the south island, after breaking up and od'ing. I am trying to decide if I should move back to aukcland and contact her or just move the fuck on.

No, she thinks you're worthless. You should give me her number.

i have a Palm VX with a black and white touch screen

mine was colour

forgot image, again

So no guitar fags on tonight? I need someone to give me advice on barre chords. Mine always sound like shit and I can't figure out why. Is there an easy way? Do I just need stronger fingers? Why is it so fucking hard to stretch when doing barres?

I want to move to new Zealand , Im educated hard working cunt , wanna see if i got some future in me there, but some people say its shit and shouldnt even attempt to , is it true ? , is there any future in zealand for me , i want to move there na dforget everything

What colour is your skin? Where are you from? What skills do you have?

new zealand is a great place, honestly great to live in, but fuck me its boring

Im not a fucking muslim cunt , half greek half northen polish ' danzig ' . Blond and blue eyes , Degree on marketing from greenwich uni , 25 , successful skateboarding filmer , done many projects , worked with vans etc etc , i want to move out of europe , Im not into going to us or canada , being even a farmer is ok for me no bother

Those skills aren't in demand in New Zealand. Bring a trade.

what do you mean bring a trade ? so to be able to migrate in nz you have to have some specifications right >? like what exactly ? I dont wanna come if I will be a weight in society

i want to create not fucking annoy

Mine was backlight greenish with black

Kiwi fags

been trying to get the gf to cuck me for months now but having a hard time getting her to agree. any advice?

Good luck swimming to New Zealand

Come build some fucking houses

Don't come to Gisborne

Don't do it

>Im not into going to us or canada
If you were smart, Canada would actually be your best escape route.

canada is opening borders for the eu , still think of the flood gates, most of the people who want to migrate are lazy fucks from eu , no all of them but most of them are , i want to fuck off this world and go somewhere far away , dont think of it like a gay cliche

build fucking houses what ?

Yuck

They are in extremely high demand at the moment.

shit really ? , if i bring me company with me is it possible to migrate and enjoy loneliness ?

Armys got tanks.... in the museum and on display

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Dunners reporting.

We're pretty bumpin' tonight by recent standards. How are we all?

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