Ask a Professional Fidgeter everything

Ask a Professional Fidgeter everything.

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how much of your viriginity did it take to be a pro?

Can you spin it with your penis?

I am not a virgin.

No.

How does it feel to be fidgeted with by little girls?

Explain how and why?

Kys

Whats it like having autism?

Then you are not a pro

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youtu.be/2IPVLQiK2ps

I am not an autist.

>owns fidget spinner
>claims to be pro
>isn't autistic

yeah sure.

Post your best and most expensive fidget spinner.
I'll bet mine are better

what makes you think you are a professional?

I did put my penis in asses and vaginas of several girls. So I am not a virgin.

Did you give some of your fidgets to the homeless? I hope you did

I have a youtube channel with many subsribers and you can book me for events. Also I give classes on a local summer school.

Can you explain in full detail why Einstein was wrong?

>Claims to have had sex
>Takes 10 minutes to respond and doesn't even go in detail
Just go back to your fidget spinner kiddo

the fidget spinners

Bullshit faggot. Show spinner with timestamp or kill yourself with your autistic spinner

He was a jew.

I was a professional yoyo-er.

How do you maintain your bearings?

can you give me a link to your youtube?
I'm very intrested in fellow fedgeters videos.

OP -> youtu.be/bAojxWZRVKk

Can you kill yourself with your fidget spinner?
I'd recommend attaching razor blades to the ends and spinning it around your throat, but what is the pro way of doing it?

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don't want my channel destroyed.

I would say try to swallow at least 20 of them.

Acetone.

Mineral spiritis have worked the best for me.

Do you have any concerns about job security once the phase goes out of fashion?

Cheap ass spinners lmao

do you work the balls or the shaft when you choke down a stiff one?

how can we destroy your channel when you don't have one

Why do you play with toys made for children with autism?

Literal Autism

I'm saving this pic

how many fidget spinners can you fit in an anus? In mine 5 at once

How many fidgets can you do?

> you can book me for events

Sure. Someone could book me for an event too. as long as they're paying I'll show up. But has anyone ever booked you for an event and paid you?

Being a pro figet spinner is just like being a pro yugioh player or Pro at beyblades. You probably work for food and you are only a pro because you are an adult that has no shame.

No, last weekend I made 5k. A big shopping mall booked me for 2 hours. Every shop sell those, it's crazy.
It's called understatement. I use a high tech ceramic bearing for 20 dollar.
Because I make a lot of money with it.

>believes shit on Sup Forums
>go kys before its too late

Were you a professional Finger boxer before becoming a fidgeter?

No.

what exactly do you do with the spinner that an autistic child could not do?

this is a serious question by the way, from what I can see they only have one use. .

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The term is finger boxist. Finger boxer would imply fingers fighting each other.

I do several tricks and a little show. It's entertainment for kids with fidget spinners.

How much autism were you diagnosticated? I assume a lot

You are a professional "tongue puncher of the fart box"

>I do several tricks
specifics?

I understand that you don't believe me because you never go outside. But in my region the kids a absolutely crazy about those spinners. There is not a single shop in a radius of 100 miles that don't sell them. And malls like to book people that attract children. A few weeks ago they booked a female blogger about make up and the kids waited 3 hours in a line to get an autogram.

>kids with fidget spinners
You mean kids with autism?

He drools and smells his undies. He also owns a fidget spinner.

I don't know where you come from, but here every kid from 5 to 12 has one or more.

I just still can't get my head around what your show would entail, you place it between your fingers and spin it, what else is there?

OP is the following
>autistic
>liar
>normie
>underage
>b&

Are you a faggot?

no to mention the dumbass can't even spell autistic jesus christ

OP is always a faggot user.

why do you have a nigger spinner

how does it feel to only be likable to 9 year old impressionable imps and how long will it take for you to come out of the pedo closet?

there is literally nothing wrong with being of african american descent

Now THIS is some quality bait

> complaining about response time

Listen fucker, he is a famous fidget spinner-er

You don't understand the demands of fame because you're a loser nobody. If you want to talk to him you're going to have to wait.

If you have any pedo proclivities you should stop doing shows with kids, if you don't then it's all good homie

Buttcheeks

Are you actually 10 years old?
Do you have ADHD?
Does it solve your ADHD?
Or did you actually get ADHD using it?
Did you ever find a girl getting impressed and fucked her?

Oh fuck this is becoming legit

>OMG it happens

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Checked

Can you do any tricks like the hidemasa hook, or maybe a slack trapeze? Ooh Ooh Ooh. Maybe you can vide0 yourself doing some tricks and post it to the thread..

>no to mention
>dumbass
hmm

Trick one:
youtube.com/watch?v=AmbIlkGDr4k

trick 2:

youtube.com/watch?v=AmbIlkGDr4k

trick 3:

youtube.com/watch?v=AmbIlkGDr4k

Next on Maury, Retards with their fidget spinners;

youtube.com/watch?v=HBk542OpBxU

what organization exactly can qualify you as "pro" or do u decide that yourself

>fidgeter
Cool. Another ditch digger/gender studies major.

check this vid out
watch?v=5JUloXlBmCc
Pic related

When will you go on tour in Russia?

Are you autistic?