G'morning user

g'morning user
i hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

i'm not edgy enough

Coz i promisd to do in xmas

nice dubs.
why xmas?

Going to Cali in a few weeks.

awesome.
norcal or socal ?

Because I want to know what a blowjob feels like before I die

why dont you kill already instead of posting this shit every day?

Because I found the love of my life and I don't want to let her down ! How do you feel user ?

i hope you get that feeling soon.
i'm not done being pathetic yet.
congrats on your find.
i feel ok. thanks for asking.

Because I fucked around with my married friend this weekend and it will be my life goal to do it again.

My daughter, sometimes I've felt mega low and every time I've thought about it I just think of her not having her Dad.

Feeling good now though

Because last time I tried to kill myself 500mg of iv fentanyl didn't do the trick and I'm pretty sure I can't die.
It sucks, I've been really depressed for a bit and I told my lover I needed some time, I go on Facebook this morning and she's in a relationship with what looks like literally the biggest faggot I've ever seen. She has no self esteem and goes for trash but i thought love lasted longer than a week

Why just ok user ? You should feel great , life is wonderful. Can I help you somehow to cheer up?

Nor cal. Napa.

I'm just used to being alive even if it sucks sometimes

great. was it a fund time?
that's great man.
there are other lovers out there. stay strong.
you're right life is good.
i'm good.
Just have a few things in my life i'm worried about, but mostly i'm fine.
that's cool.
i heard socal is more fun tho.
nice duba-dubs.

thread dead?

I've got work tomorrow, you fucking unemployed bastards

Because I have to work 18 hours and by the time I get home I go right to sleep and to time for it bruh.

Well, I start out that way, but then these threads ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS start out with a hot porn GIF, and then I don't feel like doing it anymore.

I don't even have the willpower to kill my self.

Worst spam thread on Sup Forums

too busy watching porn and horror movies.

Happy life. There's not a good enough reason.

I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

Because I asked her out, and she said yes

Rip, true

RIP thread

sauce?

runescape is more important than death

If you have ascended to normie status, why are you here?

A bag of wet coins. Blowjobs are just a meme like this website like me like my keyboard like my life like the barrel in my mouth like th

Where the fuck is OP? He's always here

I haven't seen all the porn yet

I don't know

great you have a job.
have a good day at work.
that's good man.
that lack is a good lack.
the worstest.
which are you watching now?
glad you have a happy life.
hello catholic bro.
congrats. hope it wall works out.
true
seems not.

what's that game about?
I'm on earth.
what do you need to see now?

Her infertile period started, she woke up to me prodding but she's gonna have to wait for tonight.

give it to here good catholic bro.
bless that pussy well!

cuz i need the sauce and/or name of that, tit o clock.

Low-key wishing that I just went all the way this morning, but her whimpers are amazing.

bought my daughter a car last week.
she brongs her friends over now.
theyre hot fuckin 17/18 year olds who think Im a pretty cool dad.
moms out of the picture. so - shes all i got in this world, and I dont want to fuck it up for her.

i've wanted to kill myself for a long time but i don't have the means to

fucking, i'll have to resort to something desperate

i'll bet.
a little teasing is good.
can't help.
good consideration. continue being a good dad.
kill yourself via old age.

Because I have a gf who would literally do anything to please me, would help me hide a dead body if I asked her to.

400+k in net worth at just shy of 30

Can get side sluts all day long

And last but not least if I really wanted to kill myself I'd go on a raping and murdering spree first. God help the world if I ever have terminal cancer at a young age. Lol

A little? I do as much as I can without the kids hearing. Kids are doing great, adorable things. I never regret having 7.

because i dont like doing people's job for them, if some fucker wants me dead, he/she has to work for it

that's an awesome situation man.
that's cool man. glad you have no regrets. i'm sure your family appreciates you too.

I hope they do, they mean the world to me.

You do not have 400k in net worth nigger faggot

Hey op, thanks for beeing around. I really appreciate it :)

My girlfriend would cry
I'll never master guitar like I always dreamed of
I'll never get married
I'll never make enough money to just frivolously buy a pet reptile
There might be some actually original funny shit on Sup Forums some time in the future
I could just get sick gains if I wanted to
I could have another threesome
I could go to David Bowie's grave
People who kill themselves are lazy pussies.

They suck.
No pun intended.

Because I haven't experienced enough yet, maybe in a few years.

300k house that's 60% paid off
Paid off truck currently valued at 35k
Retirement 457 of 90k
13k in checking
+Possessions
It's really closer to 500 not counting house debt

Because my crew coach will revive me from the dead and make me row a 10k meter race

>Getting married
Enjoy losing all of your property when the bitch leaves you, these days if you aren't from the east and get married women can fuck you over and get away with it

Excuse me, since when was divorce in marriage guaranteed?

:-)
:-) back at ya.
good words.
kek
nice dubs.
great man.
he's got a good point.
good counter-point.

Yeah, I don't know how I could live without them. As for the arse claiming my girl is gonna leave me, I just want him to realize that not every woman is a low down backstabbing dirtbag. My wife is perfect in every way.

trying. just feel like ending it sometimes. at least getting away from it all.
yesterday she made stirfry and cleaned the house, and I got to play xbox for the first time in 30 million years and got drunk as fuck.
miss her mom so goddamn bad.

God bless you. I'm so deeply sorry for your loss, I can't begin to imagine how that feels.

About 36% of "marriages" false love ends in divorce, which is big enough of a reason to avoid it.

Because dubs

That is a general figure. For Catholics, such as myself, the divorce rate is much lower. It's also lower for those who marry as virgins, which both my beloved and I did. We also got married younger and spent 10 years as a couple before I popped the question. Essentially, we were made for one another.

until she cheats on you, why not just remain as boy and a girlfriend, only love

but u got singles.

Had to deal with this shit recently user. Still haven't recovered mentally nor physically.

Her? Cheat? Look, you don't know my wife but she is literally incapable of something like that. Marriage is the ultimate expression of love, vowing to devote your entire being to your spouse. It bears fruit by children and our marriage is an example of what they are made to be.

ex isn't dead. she just left us. she'd prefer dope over raising her daughter. i appreciate the kind words though. anyways, going back to work now.

But you can still make and create kids when you aren't married

That's a really humongous sin for Catholics

name and sauce!!!

pain and ordeals make you stronger.
you'll power up from this.
stay strong, you'll recover.

Hoping to find the right meds and have 5 seconds of peace before i die.

Kinda scared of hell.

Seeing as how all my friends and heroes are killing themselves lately i know EXACTLY how it will make people feel.

There are people i would like to choke to death with my bare hands but this feeling, it's a million times worse than death.

I hate my fucking life an everything about it. Drinking doesnt help, so far not drinking doesnt help, drugs of any kind dont help, etc...

I'm honestley done. I did okay in life i guess. A few months ago i descided it was over. I simply quit at life but cant an hero because of the fear that my family will find out i did it on purpose.

Even went as far as to plan it pretty perfectly but there is always a chance i will get found out.


So, i sit here in agony. I work overtime every week and put little effort into small talk. I go home and take sleeping pills and watch a few hours of mindless tv until i pass out. Only to wake up pissed because i am alive and drag my zombie ass to work.

It's seriously gonna be a long 60 years or so of suffering.

I just hope i get the chance to stop a robbery or save a bus full of kids and die a hero.

It's beyond fucked.

My meds make me have some pretty vivid dreams like i have never had.

Last night i had a dream i invented some sort of new gun that shot artilary shells out of it. Not sure why but everyone seemed to love it. Immediatly sold out and was a multimillionaire.

Set my family up for life.

Then some faggot bypassed my new alarm and i blew his ass away with the mother of all artillary shells.

Blew us both up and the front part of my mansion.

I laid there looking at an armored car and seing that he was alone beside me and beyond fucked up.

Cracked a smile and the best sigh of relief ever. I was finally free, my friends and family were taken care of, and i get to see my bros soon.

Closed my eyes waiting to see old friends and woke up to my fucking alarm clock.

Get rid of the religion then

Its actually prett easy user. My dad is worth about 2 million in "assets" as a wage slave.

I actually am pretty sure i make more money than he does right now at 18.50 an hour or so

Why? Both my wife and I know it's the truth.

Kek. What yall do for a living user?

300k is a pretty nice house i imagine? You live in a city or got land?

Who will look after my doggy?

So can everyone else.

Asset protection 101 annon.

Never "own" anything anyway. Control it.

Well, its like 80% garunteed but whatever. Most of us dont have sgit when we get married anyway

i have work

My life hasn't gotten that bad so far, so no real reason to.

>80% guaranteed
Okay, believe what you want

I want to, but I have such a great group of friends that I couldn't do that to them. If for no other reason, I'll stick it out for them.

Pic's Tessa Fowler in case you wanna do some research.

I never have sauce haha

Was a statistic i heard. I dunno. Dont quote me on it. Im still married

no one. that's a good reason to stick around.
good logic.
what do you do?
that's great.

There's really no way my wife and I could divorce. We're growing in the same direction.

Well good for u user.

My wife told me last month im done drinking or we are done.

Honestly miss being single and beer and my bike and strange.

Can u have a mid life crisis at 30? Cause im seriously considering dropping about 4 boxes of shit at my dads and buying a new harley and getting an apartment.

I don't know, maybe. I think the midlife crisis hits when the stress of everything gets to you, maybe it just did. You're in my prayers, hopefully you get over your drinking.

>We're growing in the same direction.
awww. :-)
>Can u have a mid life crisis at 30? Cause im seriously considering dropping about 4 boxes of shit at my dads and buying a new harley and getting an apartment.
lol.

I'm so excited for tonight, I can't wait

kill that cooch.
do share the highlights for tommorrow.

As long as round 2 in the morning doesn't last too long.

Well Preacher comes on tonight. Maybe after the finale

Sadly this.

Specifically, I want my penis in an Asian girls mouth.
Black girl is also acceptable.

nice pic.