I am a brand new PC technician at my place of work, and I get paid to learn how to fix things. But while I am at work...

I am a brand new PC technician at my place of work, and I get paid to learn how to fix things. But while I am at work, my coworkers bully me with extreme intensity. It makes me depressed and hate my life. I don't have a safe space to go where my coworkers can't harass me. What do I do :(

Jack off in their faeces.

fuck em up or at least try to

Give us more detail!!

Depends on the ranks of your coworkers. Sounds like they've made a cliche and don't want no newcomers. Workplace harassment usually can be reported to your superiors (such as a boss or supervisor) and they'll handle it.
If you have to, you oughta dig into some of their personal info to remind them that you can be as nasty as they are, because you're human and they are, only your perceived limits and a bit of study separate you from them. If it's a cliche, then one will notice and either stop or get you fired, which either way might honestly be a good thing.
If it's a superior that's bullying, then get another job, because you're honestly SOL. Call in your two weeks and pray that they fire you because of it.

Throw a magnet on their hard drives

Nigga we aint bullying you dumb bitch. Take a fucking shower and stop using our wifi to post here.

OP here, it is my coworkers AND my boss that are extremely harassing me. They call me mclovin because they say I look like mclovin D: That is mean :( And they call me faggot and tell me that I have no potential in life.

They're right

Frail and gay. You suck.

Get a killer USB shit that fries pc. Just plug that every fucking USB port you can see and run like hell

Tell them that the email server is going to be down from 8-5 on Wednesday.

Contact HR
if that doesn't work
Contact HK

seriously, fuck up their computers
so they need your to help
All of a sudden, they might start being nice to you.

Try this...

Stop whining like a little bitch with a skinned knee and confront them. You only get bullied when you allow it, titty baby

OP here, no, I work in a computer shop. It is a small computer repair business and I am fresh out of high school. The other coworkers don't need me, as I am just a fresh meat little faggot who is learning stuff from them.

>need your to help
>*need you to help
or
>need your help

:/

Swipe a magnet on the hard drive of the laptop/pc they're fixing

Guys, some of you are being as rude as my coworkers. Why do you have to be hooligans?

Stop being a bitch and insult them back. If you get fired, who cares, people are trating you like shit.

sware 2 god bruv imma hook u n yr fookin gabba nex time u look at meh

Generally people who are bullied need to step the fuck up. So do you.

What you get paid to learn?

It sounds like you didn't meet enough opposition in your childhood user. Life isn't fair and people can be shitheads.
The sooner you realize this and stop tone policing people and instead take your lumps and give lumps back with enthusiasm, the sooner you will find yourself in a better situation.
Nobody is entitled to a carefree and polite life, you gotta carve out a space for yourself and stand your ground to succeed.

I get paid to learn how to fix computers.

what have they done thats so extreme

They tell me that I am a fuck up and that I am stupid. On top of this, they mention how they are going to fuck my ex girlfriend all the time. I don't understand. They even got mad when I masturbated in the bathroom. Like.. why?

You suck, you cant even fix computers. You need to be bullied more. Good old bullying.

Masturbation in a public space is frowned upon user, do that shit at home.
Sounds like you are socially challenged and that you're expecting people around you to conform to you, instead of picking up social cues and behaving like most people would in public.

Stop whining, confront them and stop wanking in the bathroom stupidface

unfortunately someone who is this clueless/disabled wouldn't type the way he does. This is bait. Bait is here.

This guy gets it

well- most probably

> my coworkers bully me with extreme intensity

>I don't have a safe space
Kill yourself,faggot

bully them back, place keyloggers on their pcs, spoof the wifi ,steal their data

good try autisim

I've been in a similar place myself.
Most of my school years I spent being an outsider that the other kids bullied. So when I got to my teens I was a social retard and I recognized that.
I think I used about 4 or 5 years figuring out how people interact and what is and isn't socially acceptable. Heck I'm still working on it, but I've gotten a lot better at interacting with people, I have friends and I've been in romantic relationships, so it has been a success so far.
Op just needs to work on his social skills and learn how to give people their shit back, so they don't walk all over him.

How do I that...? (Being serious)

...

The sad thing about this thread is OP is probably joking and made up the story, you how ever have admitted to genuinely being a social fuck up. The fact you haven't realized this shows you haven't made as much progress as you thought. Autismo.

This post isn't a bait guys.. I is serious. I need advaice.

Google can tell you that, do you expect me to write a tutorial for you?

I don't really give a shit what you think about me.
I am an autismo and in some ways I'm still socially retarded, but at least I recognize it and work on it.
I'm not asking other people to conform to me.

Can you pls give a tutoriel?

Typing like a retard now wont convince people this isnt bait.

Well from my brief interaction with you, you're far from a success story.

You are fuckin stupid. I don't ask for advice if I dont need it. This is serious.

Don't be mean

Its too late, you should have just carried on typing like normal.

You are being insensitive. Seriously what do i do

Well you're not exactly the epitome of charm either, so excuse me if I take your opinion with a grain of salt.

Are any of you idiots going to help me with my problem

No ones trying to be charming here, the aim is to not be a retard/socially inept.

That other faggot responding to you is just mad that he can't get up off his computer chair and go outside since his skin has fused with it.

You're a pretty chill guy. Keep up the good work.

Your mom is socially inept

Just quit OP. Get a job as a chef at Wendys or some such seriously

How will I learn computer repair at wendys

I really really hope this isnt just you replying to yourself, even though its insulting me. It would upset me more that you'd reply to yourself to defend against being called retarded.

Why is everyone on Sup Forums a chef at Wendy's?

Can't handle the bants?

Well your first interaction with me is judging me for giving genuine advice in what might be a troll thread.
Even if op is disingenuous, some other person might get something good out of what I shared.
Which came down to, figure out how social interactions work and emulate it until it works.
That's better than crying about bullies and expecting the world to conform to you.
So yeah, your opinion is of little use to me.
Well thank you user.
That is another user than me, he posted while I was authoring this post.

I like you, sir. I will give you a thorough blowjob.

Jesus christ you're a fucking mess mate. I wouldnt wish autism on anyone.

>PC technician
accidently leak all their data
overclock their pc's
fun scripts are fine too

Neither would I, I recognize that I'm at a disadvantage compared to other people, but that isn't their problem or fault, it's mine.
Which is why I reacted to someone asking for social advice, with giving actual advice based on how far I've gotten so far.
I don't get why you are so much up in my grill about this, I can't help which disadvantages I have, but I can help how I deal with them.
Which is why I offered my advice of "learn the social rules and deal with your shit" to op.

Guys, could I infect their computers with porn viruses?

You're giving advice to a fictional character, which just compounds the fact you're advice is incorrect and underdeveloped.

sounds like you're a gay trying to transition to "female" and they just used male pronouns

So looking at how people interact, learning the social rules and emulating that while being yourself is incorrect?
If op wasn't fictional, how would you tell him to change then?

you need to snowflake up

That is awful advice bitch

If OP wasn't fictional then I would never have said anything to him. Confidently giving advice about how to be better at social interaction, while simultaneously not realizing they are talking to a fictional character, one that's been made to get laughs off a retard persona, Is awful. If he wants to learn from these experiences then I have helped him be better prepared by identifying fake situations before commenting.

Meh okay, so you're hanging onto the fictional character thing and I'm the autist.
You can go along with a premise without buying into it 100% user, just saying.

That's not the point, you genuinely believed. You would have continued believing until someone told you. Arguing with autistic people is a pointless en-devour obviously.

You're not in my head user, I generally think most stuff on here is bullshit, but if I feel like I have something to add to the conversation I will.
Because even if op is a fake, I know that there are social retards on here, who need to get out of the "woe is me" condition and start dealing with their shit in a productive manner.