You're presented with 3 choices and you have to pick one

You're presented with 3 choices and you have to pick one.

1. Be alone for the rest of your life and never be able to touch a girl again.
2. Be in a relationship with this MtF transgender girl with a feminine penis. She will always love you. Sex is required and you can't cheat or break up with her.
3. Get struck down by lightning and die instantly upon picking this option.

Choose wisely.

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Who is this semen demon?

>Also option 3 all the way

i've been living #1 for the past 15 years and that hasn't turned out to be very fun, so i'll choose #3 thank you

3

Is she mature enough for a long term relationship?
Is she a caring person?
If so, #2
If not #fuck yo options ill just kill her and move on

2 all the way. Femanon here and I wouldn't give a shit if she has a penis or vag

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Here you go OP. I'm curious to see what percentage will choose 3 like me

how is this even a hard decision?
she looks annoying af but at least she passes

#1, easy.

faggot

#2 of course

I choose
4. Be in a relationship with a real woman (no dicks)

seems like nobody chooses #1

I would choose #1 because Im not a faggot like OP

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>2. Be in a relationship with this faggot. He will always love you. Sex is required and you can't cheat or break up with him.

FIXED IT

>erase my hard drives
>pick option 3

2, if it's pic related, cuz that's a real girl.

Nobody chooses #1 because it's our default choice.

BUT thats not tranny, thats actually a super qt girl, so I choose #2

i'm actually living #1 faggot. it's not theoretical. live my life for a week and you'll want to kill yourself.

OP is a butthurt trap who can't get any dick so he tries to act like a tough guy by putting up some shitty ultimatum where people are forced to date a transfuck or die.

Nobody likes you, just kill yourself you filthy transvestite.

Sad but true

but it's still better than death or advanced faggotry. At least thats what I thought.

Nobody chooses #2 because they think girl in webm is a trap.
>shes not

Currently 63% chose #2

I don't think the pic is related

I think thats megan, right?

well, OP said
"Be in a relationship with this MtF transgender

or maybe hes talking about himself

1
hate these trans fags
and life is even when your alone not too bad

yep

#2 any time

But that's not what was presented in the choice, it's clearly said that it's a trap in this scenario, hence default choice.

#2 specifically states MTF with penis. If webm is not that, then webm is not related.

Ok in that case I choose #1,
or kill self

or better yet,

>feminine penis

Yeah, right

OP also specifically says THIS, inferring that pic related.

But pic related is Megan (real grill)

lots of fucking faggots around here

Explicit overrides implicit.

>One brave soul
*Salutes*

#2, I can kill it.
Also, underrated post.

1.

single for 22 years, make it 23 next month, never kissed a girl or had any intimacy with one, why would i choose that option? id rather try #2, have a chance to get happy and if that doesnt work i can still kill myself

Then vote and reinforce your ranks

Implicitly

u wouldnt kill urself tho
If you chose #2 is because u have homosex thoughts, therefore u would be happy being with another homosexual

see Also, checkd

Test

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Study this chart faggot.

2ofcourse. traps are gay but "never touch a girl again" is more gay

But traps ARE girls tho

What the fuck I don't get this

'tis bait

if the tranny is hot sure

> fucking a man is not as gay as "not touching a girl"

2, obviously. anything else is pretty gay.

3. didn't even matter what the other two options were

What's the downside of #2 again?

well, the thought of not being alone for once is kinda appaling, but you dont know that feeling m8, so just shut up and go stick your dick in someone shush

>feminine
>penis

Pick one you fucking faggot

jokes on you OP I happen to like cute traps

besides if I want out OP never stipulated he can't just break up with me so I'd just be a piece of shit asshole to him until he wanted out.

Trick question, there's no such thing as feminine penis. Anyone who says otherwise is a faggot.

I am not gay and I very much like touching women, too much to not do it ever again, so obviously option 3.

Tits or gtfo

I like to touch my own nipples while I'm fucking so I don't see any problem with option 1.

Literally #2 all the way

fucking hell, lotta faggots in here. when did that happen?

I didn't chose 1, someone else did it for me, why!!!
I want to go back!!

I'm gonna have to go with #2

1
Also
>again

Married bitch I get pussy every other day

If trans is hot, passable and easy to live with... 2. Why the hell not. I've done worse with CIS women.

3

2 it doesnt effect what she is. If this transgender love me and wont cheat why not. I better be with trans together for all of my life not with some slut which juse seek for something better

3.

3.

2, i will never regret

btw sauce is required