/esc/ Eurovision Songcontest General - Grand Final Edition

/esc/ Eurovision Songcontest General - Grand Final Edition

> Eurovision in 45min!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants

‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave

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> The following countries will perform:

‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM

‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE

> Disqualified Songs:

Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc

Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g

> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> strawpoll.me/10210174/r

Jews will win in the end

This is what Israel is like now. The Jew jewed the Jews.

God I hope we will be last place.

We deserve it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTs
IS A VOTE FOR PURE ARYAN BALTIC GENES

Pathetic scarf-wearing nu-male

Nah, our song isn't the best desu, also I don't think Eurovision want's Israel to host the contest since we are always in a potential to start a war, atleast with Gaza.

>Getting anything higher than 2nd lowest place

We can only hope

ANIME

t. nigger

All the songs are generic pop crap about love. Pretty much none of the singers perform in their native language. It's a huge shitshow and we're looking for the next tranny to award.

Eurovision has always been rigged, so maybe the kikes who run it will give us more points to boost remainians before referendum

We're represented by a fucking otaku? FUCKING JUST.

Post your countries best entries

youtube.com/watch?v=N1y9xhmMSDk

How can I watch this in Canada? Youtube is being geoblocked, and I don't wanna download the shitty app on chrome for their video player.

Sweden's Eurovision song is actually pretty banging this year
youtu.be/3Ln6cZ21heo

Meh, our song sucks. And the saddest thing is that our singer is actually really good. So much wasted potential.

Im sure there has to be a stream somewhere else that isnt jewtube

what

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My Becherovka is ready

Are there any instant classics like Moldova's "Run Away" (Epic sax guy) or Germany's Dschingis Khan? Or is it just shit pop that sounds no different than the garbage on US radio?

Is she even czech? I mean that name reeks of fuckin slovakia.

Holy shit just heard our song for the first time

Last place here we come

At least she's white

they are doing the same songs? what a shame

watch directly on the eurovision site
eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213583

I bet its going to be presented by somebody of African descent and somebody who likes to be in the company of the same gender.

BINGO CARD WHERE

why are you even watching this normie shit wtf. LEAVE MY BOARD REEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=sk_6ggSIck4

is there a better genre for this thing than agrorock/metal?

use a proxy

go Greece!!!

I second this

Maybe the BBC iplayer will work for you?

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

The only country not singing in English is Austria, who's song is in french. What a bunch of cucks.

Next ESC every song will be in Arabic I swear.

>he doesnt know the plague of the 21st century

Let the cuckening begin. I hope ISIS blows up the whole place.

Dont know any rock genres, but thats a good song

I didn't know anyone actually drank that meme drink.
We are all a bit Slovak, my friend. And German and Polish and Hungarian, for that matter. She's Czech enough for me.
Apparently yes. What a DAMN shame. I mean, she has the voice to pull this off, why couldn't they have written a better song for her?
youtube.com/watch?v=xhv4f6FjWNM

go spain

Can we vote during the finals? with text messages like the semi-finals?
I wanna vote for Russia

israel has a pretty banging tune this year lads, here's the song for those who haven't heard it yet
youtube.com/watch?v=a__1IvvWLU8

I hate that all these faggots are singing in English. What's the point of a shitty pop song when you can represent your country

I am a meme czech in exile

Do they remove these threads on Sup Forums? Are we being deported to Sup Forums?

Kek, I remember this. The height of Czech music industry.

>eurovision song
>not eurodance
u had one job
youtube.com/watch?v=MtMHBXO_n48

Im surprised that out of all the cultures currently in Germany Jap's went through tbqh

Can anyone answer this question?

Can't be with you watching the show but I leave this.

Use it wisely

I'm not surprised, while ahmed is raping heidi, hans is trolling on twitter, posting on Sup Forums and masturbating to anime.

and this

>inb4 one of the songs ends up being explosive

That was bad desu. The worst song in their repertoire

I just grab popcorn and wait for bomb and shooting!

of course you can vote

>eurodance
>not eurobeat
u had one job
youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E

would invade her north ;)

any germabros watching that redhead bitch preaching about muh culturalsim on ard? fuckin annoying

...

GERMAN MEDIA LITERALLY LYING ABOUT TRUMP

A nigger faggot?

This is still the best one/

youtube.com/watch?v=VJ920cN2HmA

Dutch song is pretty good.

If Russia wins we will get Eurovision Crimea 2017 alot of people will be butthurt and Ukraine will have to go to their former region. Also gays and shitskins will be beaten up in my lifetime on television

>mfw Eurovision 2017 starts

Stop shitting up the threads with your ads.

Why are all of these Europeans singing in English with American accents?

Yes

Will a good/shit vote for the UK indicate yuros supporting/lovebombing for brexit?

I'M READY!

youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g

Livestream is starting

you wot m6+2

This is actually... amazing in a weird way.

>Eurovision 2016
>Sweden
>Themed around tolerance, multiculturalism, typical SWEDEN YES rubbish

>Eurovision 2017
>Russia
>Themed around pendulums all beginning to swing the other way

Szpak is qt too senpai

Literally wtf
It starts of with 2 faggots talking
Sweden YES PROGRESSIVE

Here we go lads

Pls no. We hosted cuckvision a couple of years ago it's too soon.

Time for yurofaggotry.

Count Fagula

>russian eurovision consists of 3 hours of putin riding horses without a shirt

So no freaks. funny or rare shit this year?

>can't watch it because Germany doesn't allow livestreaming on yt
fucking nofun country holy shit

friendly reminder that most polacks were raped by russians

Tfw when your country, with the eldest grammar in Europe beside Latin and Greek is sending a fucking song in a barbaric language to an international obsolete contest.

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>Germany doesn't allow livestreaming on yt

lol

Hasn't even started properly yet and there was a nigger already, how progressive, Sweden!

It's probably will be hosted in Sochi, or maybe in Kazan. They have a lot of infrastructure for upcoming World Cup.

same.

>pedo tash

What a disgusting pizda.

You can do it Ivan. I believe in you
Exactly

I can stream it if you give me some time to set it up

HOLY SIT THAT BELGIAN SLUT WHATS HER NAME

>Black models

WE

Crimea ;^)

Try BBC iPlayer
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

The gayest continent in the history of humankind.

WHERE ISIS AT?