What's the point in having a stage name?

What's the point in having a stage name?

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name aesthetics, SAG ruiles

You really wondering OP, or just wanna point out the fact that you found out this guys real name. Bravo. Good on you.

It may be hard to see through autism, but some names play better than others. Names that sound simple, non-ethnic.

so people wont know you wear ridiculously wide ties

conceal the jew

This plus stalkers and creating a new identity after plastic surgery so no one can recognize you.

what rules

Well it's better than CANTSTANDYA!

Name has to be approved by a board at a hearing. It has to sound "like a star."

that's kind of cool actually

That hasn't been the case in decade, although some still choose to do it for that reason.
The actual rule states that no two SAG members can have the same name, meaning there's only enough room for one Jay Greenspan in Hollywood.

>"like a goy"
ftfy

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Apart from what said, imagine your name is something like John Smith, or Frank Andrews, or William Jones, now imagine anyone trying to google that name. One gorillion results. Now imagine your name is Todd Solondz or Lars von Trier. That's all.

>tfw surname you constantly have to spell out
>would definitely have to drop it if you became a musician/actor

>my name is made up of a misspelled first name which is a girl's name in Arab countries and my last name is flat-out fake
C-can't get any more unique than that r-right?

Hey Sup Forums, what would you call yourself if you were a famous actor?

I'd call myself Goldberg Shekelstein.

dibs on the name Hot Dog

This is such nonsense. Look up the staggering amount of non Jews who have stage names

Plus Jason Alexander doesnt exactly hide it. He has built a career on appearing and acting as a stereotypical Jew

Chad Powers

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aidan gillen

then why doesn't he call himself Jay Greenspan?

Why was everyone on that show a jew? Was it planned or coincidence?

>Maurice Micklewhite

mike hunt

I'd legally change my name to something super Jewy, like Chaim Horowitz, then just use my real name (which is super white and germanic) as my stage name.

The jewluminati would think I'm one of them and I'd get to join the Hollyjew nepotism club.

I was saying that if I ever became famous (not likely) it would be extremely easy to search me. Even when I'm a nobody, searching me is extremely easy.

But I did search myself and get nothing since I haven't done anything notable.

I just looked up my name and there's some embarrassing shit there. A deactivated or empty Google+ profile included.

Why doesn't Katie perry call herself Catherine Hudson

>still missing the point
What I was going on about was that IF your name was NOT easy to search then it makes sense. Obv if your name is Gokhtarrrhhf Devourer of Souls you won't have that problem.

>Katy Perry
ftfy

good point. Katy Perry and Jason Alexander just roll off the tongue better

So I should be happy.

Kate Hudson is taken.

inb4 that one user comes in these types of thread and list replies with >>Sup Forums

"it just a coincidence, goy"

You think JIDF would even bother to come this shithole, you think we would even acknowledge it?

Why doesn't Olivia Wilde use her real name, Olivia cockburn

She not Jewish. What does she have to hide

>how dare he insult much Palestine they're not fatasses

Sand nigger spotted

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he was an Italian in seinfeld

meh. if you ever want to get into movies at least you don't need to change your name. I guess that's good...

Why indeed

Imagine being from a culture or country which's names most of the world has no idea how to pronounce. Names with letters like "ö" and "á" and so on.

See the point of a stage name now?

Schlom Schlong Shekelstein.

That's not a problem at all.

Are you retarded?

>Marlyin Monroe = Norma Mortensen
>Jaime Foxx = Eric Bishop
>Aldan Alda = Alfonso D'Abruzzo
>Jack Palance = Volodymyr Palahniuk
>Kirk Douglas = Issur Demsky
>Stan Laurel = Arthur Jefferson
>Doris Jay = Doris Kapplehoff
>Michael Cain = Maurice Mickelwhite
>Dean Martin = Dino Crocetii
>Michael Keaton = Michael Douglas
>Judy Garland = Frances Gumm
>Martin Sheen = Ramon Estevez
>John Wayne = Marion Morrison
>Diane Keaton = Diane Hall
>Olivia Wilde = Olivia Cockburn
>Sigourney Weaver = Susan Weaver
>Charles Bronson = Charles Bychinsky
>Jennifer Anniston = Sherman Oaks
>David Bowie = David Jones
>Chuck Norris = Carlos Norris
>Nicolas Cage = Nicolas Coppola
>Joaquin Phoenix = Leaf Phoenix
>Bruce Willis = Walter Willis
>Vin Diesel = Mark Sinclair
>Elton John = Reginald Dwight
>Tina Turner = Anna Bullock
>Shania Twain = Eilleen Edwards
>Stevie Wonder = Stevland Judkins

>It...It's Jews guys!

>JIDF trying this hard

kek

>Jennifer Anniston =Sherman oaks

huh

Jennifer Linn Anastassakis

>Jennifer Anniston = Sherman Oaks
no

>Ringo Starr = Richard Starkey
>Cat Sevens = Greg Georgiou
>Katy Perry: Katheryn Hudson
>John Legends = John Stepens
>Aaron Paul = Aaron Sturtevant
>Bruno Mars = Peter Hernandez
>Nina Dobrev = Nikolina Dobreva
>Miley Cyrus = Destiny Cyrus
>Iggy Azaela = Amethyst Kelly
>Portia Del Rossi = Amanda Rogers
>Alicia Keys = Alicia Cook
>Liam Neeson = William Neeson
>Nicki Minaj = Onika Maraj
>Brad Pitt = William Pitt
>Tina Fey = Elizabeth Fey

Wow, really makes you think.

Why do so many non-Jews change their names?

Why is the Sup Forumsbeard always so defensive?

>Bruno Mars = Peter Hernandez

I'm not even a big fan of him but that still kinda bothers me.

Nothing he said was wrong tho

besides jennifer anniston anyway

Tons of gentiles get stagenames, same as jews.

>check the database
>majority of them are ashkenazi
nice try

>It's actually the place of her birth
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherman_Oaks,_Los_Angeles
The dimensions a picture would need to depict the relative position of my sides at this moment, would exceed the image size limit.

>ITT

>>Nicki Minaj = Onika Maraj
kek
>>Tina Fey = Elizabeth Fey
I don't get it. How do you get Tina from Elizabeth? They did the same thing in The X-Files with Mulder's mom (Elizabeth = Teena).

Is that database even real? A lot of it is a meme. It says Hitler is Ashkenazi IIRC.

In any regard even if you did actually check every name their names weren't remotely jewish so it's moot.

You know it's a sand nigger when they start crying about israel.

How's the wifi in the refugee center mr. ahmed?

Not him but its widely known Hitler was jewish though

Her middle name is Stamatina or something like that. I think it's greece.

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Hitler was Jewish

Everything pol believes is a lie

Yes, JIDF has Sup Forums running scared.
Honestly, where do you come up with this shit?

He was not. Only Buzzfeed-tier rags would tell you he was.

Chaim Shlomoshekelbergsilvergoldenrosenwitzgenstein.

He had Graz Jew in him.

she was born in Greece

What are some comfy mom-core medical shows I can watch now that Dr Drew (AKA Dave Pinsky) got fired?

R.J. Al-Karkhi

Cept he was on his mothers side

He was also a pedo. You pol neckbeards have more in common Than With me in fuhrer than You think

See, threads like these are why people hate Sup Forums.

Yeah, yeah, JIDF spotted, t. Chaim Goldman, blah blah blah.

post nose

>JIDF spotted, t. Chaim Goldman, blah blah blah.
Link all those posts. I see a lot of anti-Sup Forums butthurt and anti-Sup Forums whining but not a lot of these actual posts you're calling out.

>What's the point in having a stage name?

To ensure your alias gets both success AND failure and not you.

Also to ensure privacy above all else.

>Olivia Cockburn
yeah Wilde is a lot better

Are you fucking serious, they're all over the thread, just how selective is your Sup Forumsvision?

>ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
I see Sup Forums posts, not your strawman Sup Forums posts.

A Hollywood private investigators will find you in minutes.

>be Jew
>rule world
>some autistic neckbeards on a Malaysian painting board cry about Jews all day

Oh yeah I bet they're scared man. You might stab them win your insulin

>Relaxies

Even the slogan is shit

>Oh yeah I bet they're scared man.
It triggers them bad enough to create a literal Internet Defense Force.

>das da joke

My first, middle, and last name all sound really Irish. Should I get a stage name?

And you pol neckies literally think everything that triggers you is them

Sounds like they have you rattled desu.

Jews did ww1 and 9/11, if they really cared they could knock you fatasses off. Youre social parasites nobody likes. You won't be missed

I mean at the very least they could shut down pol. They already own this board

>Its a Sup Forums crossposter's think racism is funny episode
sigh...

no, but you are apparently.

What's shorter and easier to remember "Jason Alexander" or Jay Scott Greenspan?

>no u

mostly god's chosen people just want the normies to believe they are white

Johnny Cash

Thomas F. W. N. Grillfreud

>Tina from Elizabeth
Betty is short for Elizabeth and Tina an affectation of Betty.